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Cafeteria Politics and Lesbian Sex [Orange is the New Black] [SPOILERS]

ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
So hey, there's this show? On Netflix? About women in prison? And it's pretty good?

Yeah.

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For the uninitiated, Orange is the New Black has been described as an inverse-Weeds. Instead of "Good girl goes bad, antics ensue," it's "Bad girl goes good, past catches up with her, antics ensue." Follow goodie-two-shoes Piper as she learns to deal with prison politics, crazy inmates, no privacy, crazy inmates, dickhole guards, and crazy inmates.

The new season just dropped on June 6. You should check it out.

SPOILER RULES

We'll use the same model as the other Netflix series threads. Anything from season one is fair game, no tags required. Anything from season 2 needs to be tagged. As well, please label what episode you're spoilering so people know whether or not it's safe to click a spoiler based on how much they've watched.

Crazy Eyes is watching you, and if you fuck up, she will get you. And possibly pee on you. Or maybe be your bestest friend. Or maybe both, it's hard to tell with her.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So anyway, I just finished through episode three. I like where they're going here, continuing to give us background on the other inmates, since most of them are way more interesting than the Piper Pity Party.

    Ep3:
    Though I do like this new Fuck You, I Will Bite Your Throat Out Piper we got in Ep3. She's seriously going unhinged, and I appreciated that when she was thanking Crazy Eyes for beating her face in, it wasn't "Thank you for stopping me from probably murdering Doggett," it was "Thank you for making me not get in so much trouble."

    The new dynamic with V and Red in a probable power struggle has some potential, too. The whole Godfather, But With Cake scene was rad.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    End of series spoiler (for real ep 13 spoilerz do not click if do not want to know)
    As soon as they confronted Vee I knew she was going to escape through that tunnel. And contrived as it was to have Rosa just go and add vehicular manslaughter / straight up murder charge to her Why the Hell Not grand theft auto escape, I cheered internally nonetheless

    fuck you Vee you don't break up the dream team (Taystee and Poussey)

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  • flamebroiledchickenflamebroiledchicken Registered User regular
    I really like Season 2 so far (I've seen through ep. 10). Piper and Larry are the least interesting people on the show, so I'm glad that there's a bit less of them and more of everyone else. I do think that Soso's character is a device for lazy jokes about young leftists; I've known my fair share of self-righteous radical leftist jerkwads over the years, but nobody as naive and clueless as her. I don't know if her character gains any depth in the last 3 episodes, but so far she's pretty one-note.

    One of Weeds' biggest problems, especially in the later seasons, was this weird tonal schizophrenia between serious, high-stakes drama and irreverent, crude humor. It's really surprising how well this show walks the drama/comedy line.

    And Black Cindy is the best.

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  • Captain TragedyCaptain Tragedy Registered User regular
    Episode 4 spoilers:
    In retrospect, I guess it should have seemed obvious, but the idea that Morello is pretty much legitimately crazy and that her "fiancee" was some guy she went out with all of one time was pretty surprising to me.

  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Are Netflix shows eligible for Emmies? Because half the fucking cast of OitnB deserve one. Tremendous casting decisions all around. Not sure if I liked season 1 or 2 more, but that's like comparing cheesecake to pumpkin pie.

  • Captain TragedyCaptain Tragedy Registered User regular
    Yup, they're eligible. I think it would be 1st season that would eligible for the next Emmys, but I'm not sure.

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Taystee is amazing, but all the awards for Crazy Eyes' actress (Uzo Aduba I believe)

    On Taystee (S2E2 spoilers):
    Kind of a blatant but nonetheless effective cipher for how the system stymies the impoverished and dis-empowered from achieving their potential. Taystee nailed that fake interview even when that biatch threw shade at her outfit. My interviews have never been half as professional!

    Hire her Philip Morris!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My favorite little touch from Ep3:
    Doggett showing off her new teeth in every damned scene. Not even explicitly mentioning it, just being extra smiley. It's hard not to find her a little charming in some of those moments - then she goes full-tilt batshit and it's like, "Oh, right, you're kind of rabid-dog dangerous."

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  • Kipling217Kipling217 Registered User regular
    I have just binged watch the entire season and I liked it. It has a lot less Larry then Season 1 and he isn't such a whiny fuck. He is still an asshole, but less of a whiny asshole. Which is an improvement for Larry.

    As for Piper, she is where she belongs storywise: as a supporting character in a much bigger story with better headline characters and plots.

    I will however say in regards to Pipers last actions of the season:
    I fucking support her tripping Alex up and having her sent back to jail. Alex has screwed her over twice in a major way. Alex used her ability to get under Pipers skin to make Piper wreck her own life. You know Alex would try to do something like this to Piper if the situations where reversed.

    Piper finally deciding to get some petty payback wasn't justified, but it was understandable. It made her less of a victim.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Edit: I posted with my butt!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2014
    As far as season one goes, I became far more sympathetic towards Larry the further we got, just because it became clear that Piper is kind of an awful and manipulative person. (Or at least wound up doing awful and manipulative things and then refusing to own them.)

    edit: One thing I appreciate about the show is that it doesn't seem terribly apologetic towards its own main character. I don't feel like I'm expected to necessarily like or sympathize with Piper too much. It's a fairly objective portrayal of the protagonist. Kinda makes me want to read the book and see how it tracks.

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  • YallYall Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Yeah, I'm in the El Jeffe boat - Piper is a bit of an asshole. Yes she got screwed by her former lover (several times over) but she also seems a bit unrepentant about her complicity.

    Still, very entertaining show.

    Edit; you do have a boat right?

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  • SiskaSiska Shorty Registered User regular
    Episode 4 spoilers:
    In retrospect, I guess it should have seemed obvious, but the idea that Morello is pretty much legitimately crazy and that her "fiancee" was some guy she went out with all of one time was pretty surprising to me.
    Yeah. While I wasn't sure
    he had ever been her fiancee I still thought he was someone she had been going steady with that just dumped her when she went to prison. But no, the whole relationship was in her head from the beginning. Goes to show how incompetent the people running that prison are though. They pick HER, a delusional stalker, to drive around and spend hours unsupervised outside.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    As far as season one goes, I became far more sympathetic towards Larry the further we got, just because it became clear that Piper is kind of an awful and manipulative person. (Or at least wound up doing awful and manipulative things and then refusing to own them.)

    edit: One thing I appreciate about the show is that it doesn't seem terribly apologetic towards its own main character. I don't feel like I'm expected to necessarily like or sympathize with Piper too much. It's a fairly objective portrayal of the protagonist. Kinda makes me want to read the book and see how it tracks.

    The book is sort-of boring, if I'm honest.

    (BOOK SPOILERS. SORT OF!)
    I mean, the story itself is outrageous & Piper herself is a competent author, but the story is very... mundane. I wasn't compelled by any of details fleshed-out about what life was like for that year+ in prison, and once the novelty of the situation's stupidity wore off (woman is robbed of a year of her life for essentially no reason, introduced to criminal culture in a general population prison by an idiotic system for lulz & poverty) it was a chore to make it through the book.

    There's also no pay-off at the end. :|

    I suppose that shouldn't have been a surprise, but it was still unsatisfying

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    But does it have lots of lesbian sex? That's the important question.

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  • frenetic_ferretfrenetic_ferret wildest weasel East Coast is Best CoastRegistered User regular
    Yall wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm in the El Jeffe boat - Piper is a bit of an asshole. Yes she got screwed by her former lover (several times over) but she also seems a bit unrepentant about her complicity.

    Still, very entertaining show.

    Edit; you do have a boat right?

    Her assholery seems largely a clueless class based thing though. She's not actively malicious, but because of her looks and social status she's always had things handed to her and had people willing to do her favors. She doesn't seem to notice that her looks and class status means she's been handed everything in life and never really had to do anything. A fair amount of the conflicts she lands herself in stem from other people becoming furious about this when it happens in the prison, and her inability to accept or even realize this. Most of the other conflicts stem from people refusing to just hand the pretty girl everything she wants when she smiles and give her the special treatment she's had all her life. She takes that as other people being rude or cruel to her or having something wrong with them, because she's never known anything else. She's someone who's never really been told no before in her life.

    She does show more empathy for her fellow inmates as the show goes on though. She clearly realizes that she actually has something of a life and a future outside of the walls, most of the rest don't.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    But does it have lots of lesbian sex? That's the important question.
    There is no lesbian sex in the book.

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    I watched this in as compact of a timeframe as I possibly could. My favorite thing was (late seasons spoilers... like, up through episode 12)
    when pennsatucky found out about the lesbian agenda to destroy men and figured hey I might as well get in on this as long as I don't gotta sex up womens

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I watched this in as compact of a timeframe as I possibly could. My favorite thing was (late seasons spoilers... like, up through episode 12)
    when pennsatucky found out about the lesbian agenda to destroy men and figured hey I might as well get in on this as long as I don't gotta sex up womens

    Pennsatucky (general season-long observation)
    surprisingly low-key this season despite last season's psychotic religiously inspired murder-ness. kind of funny in a hillbilly way too. What's going on??

    Also not enough Sophia this season

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    I've seen up to episode 4, and yeah, I like other characters being fleshed out.

  • N1tSt4lkerN1tSt4lker Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    I watched this in as compact of a timeframe as I possibly could. My favorite thing was (late seasons spoilers... like, up through episode 12)
    when pennsatucky found out about the lesbian agenda to destroy men and figured hey I might as well get in on this as long as I don't gotta sex up womens

    Pennsatucky (general season-long observation)
    surprisingly low-key this season despite last season's psychotic religiously inspired murder-ness. kind of funny in a hillbilly way too. What's going on??

    Also not enough Sophia this season
    i kind of got the feeling that beat-down to her head and the month in SHU/med had done weird things to her, and that she was genuinely trying to not explode and get sent back to SHU.


    I really liked season 2 a lot. I also appreciate the fact that the protagonist of the show is naive about privileged which makes her annoying and selfish. The ensemble cast is really amazing.
    Lorraine Toussant was perfect as Vee. And what a dynamic with Red. I also really appreciated the struggle Healy is having with himself.

    This show has such an effective use of flashbacks, too. So great.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Siska wrote: »
    Episode 4 spoilers:
    In retrospect, I guess it should have seemed obvious, but the idea that Morello is pretty much legitimately crazy and that her "fiancee" was some guy she went out with all of one time was pretty surprising to me.
    Yeah. While I wasn't sure
    he had ever been her fiancee I still thought he was someone she had been going steady with that just dumped her when she went to prison. But no, the whole relationship was in her head from the beginning. Goes to show how incompetent the people running that prison are though. They pick HER, a delusional stalker, to drive around and spend hours unsupervised outside.

    Just watched ep4 and
    yeah, the depths of her crazy caught me off-guard. I figured she was going to a stalkery place, but... damn.

    I loved the whole sequence of Piper trying to pimp out Brook, and Brook's realization that Piper was willing to sell Brook's body for a blanket.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So the episode - I think it was 7? maybe 8? the one that features Cancer Lady - really confused me.
    She looks like an old white lady and her accent always sounded Russian to me. So I was very confused why they kept flashing back to a young Hispanic lady with a thick Mexican accent as if it was relevant, and it took about half the episode before I realized they were supposed to be the same person.

    Anyway, I dig the dynamic between Red and Vee.
    Though I'll be disappointed if Vee doesn't get shivved by a sharpened cooking utensil by the season's end. Fuck Vee, Red 4 lyfe.

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  • NamrokNamrok Registered User regular
    You know, the funny thing about Piper, is that she's probably the least narcissistic and self involved person in her family. Well except for her awesome brother, but even he has his moments. Ep8/9?
    Like hijacking a funeral into a wedding
    .

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Namrok wrote: »
    You know, the funny thing about Piper, is that she's probably the least narcissistic and self involved person in her family. Well except for her awesome brother, but even he has his moments. Ep8/9?
    Like hijacking a funeral into a wedding
    .

    Man, that scene.

    But yeah, Piper's parents are terrible.

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  • NamrokNamrok Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    One of the things that's been rubbing me the wrong way the last few episodes is what Vee has done to Crazy Eyes. This is up through episode 10 which I just finished.
    Vee has basically brainwashed Susan into being a thug. It's depressing. Because even though she had anger issues and self control issues, you can tell Susan's parents put a lot of love into her. They tried their best to teach her how to be a thoughtful, caring person. And Vee is shitting all over those lessons, and it's working. It's really depressing.

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  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    Namrok wrote: »
    One of the things that's been rubbing me the wrong way the last few episodes is what Vee has done to Crazy Eyes. This is up through episode 10 which I just finished.
    Vee has basically brainwashed Susan into being a thug. It's depressing. Because even though she had anger issues and self control issues, you can tell Susan's parents put a lot of love into her. They tried their best to teach her how to be a thoughtful, caring person. And Vee is shitting all over those lessons, and it's working. It's really depressing.
    I hated this too. Susan is one of my favorite characters (and probably the best actor!), and it hurts me to see her get played like that.

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Namrok wrote: »
    One of the things that's been rubbing me the wrong way the last few episodes is what Vee has done to Crazy Eyes. This is up through episode 10 which I just finished.
    Vee has basically brainwashed Susan into being a thug. It's depressing. Because even though she had anger issues and self control issues, you can tell Susan's parents put a lot of love into her. They tried their best to teach her how to be a thoughtful, caring person. And Vee is shitting all over those lessons, and it's working. It's really depressing.
    I hated this too. Susan is one of my favorite characters (and probably the best actor!), and it hurts me to see her get played like that.

    This is an example of how well-done Vee's character is. She is excellent at manipulating others into thinking she's their mother. It's all just a ruse to get them to trust her without any reciprocation whatsoever, and she's been doing it for years.

  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    It's kinda surprising how completely unsympathetic Vee is. Usually the show is all about trying to find some good in people.

  • NamrokNamrok Registered User regular
    You know, I was actually thinking the exact opposite. Everyone is sympathetic. Surely there is someone in prison who deserves to be there. Like really is the sort of person who needs to be kept away from the good people. I mean it's prison!

    So yeah, I think Vee being so damned evil and unsympathetic was much needed.

  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    Well, no, almost all of them deserve to be in prison. But that doesn't mean there isn't something you can sympathize with about the character.

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, I don't read the central thesis of the show as "all of these people are awesome and should be free" so much as "these criminals are also human and a lot of them have good sides to them."

    Anyway, finished up through 11 last night. Soso is kind of hilarious. Also,
    holy shit, the shivving gone bad. I am assuming some serious shit will go down once the storm hits. I have a bad feeling that Washington is going to wind up killing Vee and then get shipped off to some Super Max facility. She's my favorite character and also the saddest.

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  • NamrokNamrok Registered User regular
    I guess I should clarify. Almost everyone in there committed nonviolent crimes. They made mistakes. Poverty and racism gave them few choices. They fell in with the wrong crowd. Which I suppose makes sense, given that it's a minimum security prison. But I wanted to see at least one tough as nails, no remorse, hardened criminal. Someone who is the exact stereotype you think of when you think of a person in prison.

    I feel like Vee fulfills that role wonderfully. It was getting harder and harder to suspend disbelief when everyone in that prison was just dealt a bad hand in life, and was actually a good person.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    well i just finished it

    that was p good

    poo
  • NamrokNamrok Registered User regular
    Just finished it here too. What a wonderful ending. The only thing I didn't like was that I thought the music was kind of cheesy. Aside from that, phenomenal ending.

  • LoveIsUnityLoveIsUnity Registered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Namrok wrote: »
    Just finished it here too. What a wonderful ending. The only thing I didn't like was that I thought the music was kind of cheesy. Aside from that, phenomenal ending.

    You take that back!
    I love "Don't Fear the Reaper."

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  • frenetic_ferretfrenetic_ferret wildest weasel East Coast is Best CoastRegistered User regular
    It's kinda surprising how completely unsympathetic Vee is. Usually the show is all about trying to find some good in people.
    You always need a demon or the exception that proves the rule.

  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    I saw vee as more
    the character that should have been in super max or harder facility, but slipped through to that facility instead

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  • HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    It's kinda surprising how completely unsympathetic Vee is. Usually the show is all about trying to find some good in people.
    You always need a demon or the exception that proves the rule.

    Indeed. Some people are just sociopaths. It is not unrealistic to acknowledge it. In fact, it would be unrealistic to ignore it!

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