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40 Years of Weird Al

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.
    So how is gif pronounced again?

    Gif or Jif.

    Based on context no one should be confused, though Gif has the least possibility of confusion.

    Case closed.

  • knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Oh good right thread this time

    An object which contains high levels of Fe is very Ironic.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    That's not an argument, that's everyone who matters agreeing.

  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.

    I am not sure why, of all words with shifting and various definitions, people have decided that irony is the one they will make their prescriptivist last stand on.

    yeah i mean the other component of this is that unless you believe that some stuffed shirts writing dictionaries are the lords of language then the meaning of irony has demonstrably expanded to mean any particulary fortuitous ore unfortuitous coincidence

    Inquisitor
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    the meaning of ore, however, has not expanded to be a synonym for or

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Images are gifs

    Choosy moms choose Jif

    One's an image type, the other is peanut butter, done

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Images are gifs

    Choosy moms choose Jif

    One's an image type, the other is peanut butter, done

    all of this is true plus also they are homophones

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    You don't know that I'm not printing out lolcats and spreading them on my bread and baking them into my cookies.

    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.

    I am not sure why, of all words with shifting and various definitions, people have decided that irony is the one they will make their prescriptivist last stand on.

    Personally, I find the abuse of "literally" to be much worse.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.

    I am not sure why, of all words with shifting and various definitions, people have decided that irony is the one they will make their prescriptivist last stand on.

    Personally, I find the abuse of "literally" to be much worse.

    That is

    literally

    the most positive, constructive, insightful comment on the forums.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    What about the dictionary adding to its definition off 'literal'?

    Also, apparently Weird Al makes a mistake when he splits an infinitive?

    I don't really care but if someone wants to explain it to me I might.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What about the dictionary adding to its definition off 'literal'?

    Also, apparently Weird Al makes a mistake when he splits an infinitive?

    I don't really care but if someone wants to explain it to me I might.

    Splitting infinitives is kind of a fake rule. It's a holdover cultural shibboleth, from the era where the wealthy, educated elite would follow Latin rules for no good reason other than to show off that they knew Latin rules. In Latin, you can't split an infinitive. English ain't a Romance language, so it ain't technically beholden to that particular rule.

    So, the song's still golden.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Sounds good. It didn't seem like a problem which was why I wanted someone to explain it. I think it might have sounded better done 'correctly' but the improvement would have been minuscule.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Also if you followed the no-split-infinitives "rule," "To boldly go where no man has gone before" would be "To go boldly where no man has gone before" and that just ain't cricket

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I had to read those sentences 5 times to spot the difference between them.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    ;)

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular

    There's also dramatic irony, where a character makes decisions ignorant of information that the audience is privy to (like the end of Romeo and Juliet).

    Blow up the rain in a wedding day line into a full vignette

    An immaculate outdoor ceremony has been set up in a beautiful rose garden, with a large table of delicious food off to the side for the reception. It's a perfect setting to get married in. The bride thinks to herself that they've made this day perfect in every way and nothing could go wrong

    And then lightning strikes and it starts to rain and everything gets ruined by the rainstorm

    That's absolutely ironic

    The line in the song is nothing but " it's like rain on your wedding day," but given the context of that line, such as the title of the song, it's obvious that the line is intended to invoke a scenario like the one described above, and if you insist on interpreting it at face value then you're just assuming bad faith on the part of the songwriter for no real reason

    Unless it's something inherent in the description, such as the aforementioned meteorologist getting hit by a meteor, irony of the sort you're describing requires context. The setup you gave above is definitely ironic and I would argue the statement "nothing could go wrong" is what makes an otherwise coincidental act ironic. Irony is a literary concept so there are no hard and fast rules for something either being or not being ironic. It's situational. So "rain on your wedding day" isn't inherently ironic. If you have an indoor wedding, the rain effects nothing. If you have an outdoor wedding scheduled for a day with rain in the forecast it's not ironic because the rain should be, if not expected, at least anticipated. Hell no rain on your wedding day is ironic if you're expecting a huge storm that day so you spend a bunch of time and money at the last minutes moving to a new indoor location only for the storm to miss completely and the weather outside to be perfect. For "rain on your wedding day" to be ironic, the rain would have to be precipitated (pun!) and one of the only things that could possibly have ruined the wedding. That's cosmic irony for sure. The Morrisette song has none of that and conflates irony with a bunch of really weak premises.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.

    Nah, the entire discussion regarding spoiling a piece of entertainment is much worse.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Patton Oswalt Cameo!

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    I always knew he was a lizard people

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.
    So how is gif pronounced again?

    Who would win in a fight between Superman and Goku?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.
    So how is gif pronounced again?

    Who would win in a fight between Superman and Goku?

    Would Batman's plane be able to take off if it's on a treadmill made from Spider-Man's webbing?

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The Geek wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.
    So how is gif pronounced again?

    Who would win in a fight between Superman and Goku?

    Would Batman's plane be able to take off if it's on a treadmill made from Spider-Man's webbing?

    Could Jesus build a hell so righteous that he himself would be sent there?

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  • FFFF Once Upon a Time In OaklandRegistered User regular
    Patton Oswalt Cameo!

    And Wiegel, and Dangle, and Junior.

    Huh...
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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Foil is pretty great.

    Fencingsax on
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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Ha, nice title change.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There is perhaps no worse argument on the internet on what is or is not ironic.
    So how is gif pronounced again?

    Who would win in a fight between Superman and Goku?

    Judging by the ERB, Superman

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Oh man didn't see the twist coming. Another great one.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

    People cling to grammar rules they were taught in school like nothing else

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    What else is there to cling to?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    What else is there to cling to?

    cling wrap

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    foiiiiiiiil

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

    People cling to grammar rules they were taught in school like nothing else

    Does teaching two spaces after a period count as a grammar rule, because maaaaaaaaan.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

    People cling to grammar rules they were taught in school like nothing else

    Does teaching two spaces after a period count as a grammar rule, because maaaaaaaaan.

    Nope, that counts as old-world typewriter bullshit.

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  • StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    What else is there to cling to?

    I see what you did there.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    SimBen wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

    People cling to grammar rules they were taught in school like nothing else

    Does teaching two spaces after a period count as a grammar rule, because maaaaaaaaan.

    Nope, that counts as old-world typewriter bullshit.

    But I want to shit all over it and this is as close to topical as it's going to get. Let me have this.

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    Stilts
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Yeah, splitting an infinitive isn't actually a rule. And as I understand, dangling participles are not exactly hard and fast, either.

    Speaking of absurd english "rules"...

    "Never end a sentence with a preposition."

    Hahahahahahaha no.

    People cling to grammar rules they were taught in school like nothing else

    Does teaching two spaces after a period count as a grammar rule, because maaaaaaaaan.

    Nope, that counts as old-world typewriter bullshit.

    But I want to shit all over it and this is as close to topical as it's going to get. Let me have this.

    Yes Larlar, it counts as a grammar rule

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