Giant Bomb: FORGET BOOMER THE REAL TRAGEDY IS SPEED RACER'S LACK OF T4CT (heh)

T4CT

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The Mike Blais Story

Welcome to the thread, Giant Bombers!

I own you now.

This thread is about a website located at http://www.giantbomb.com

It is a website about video games that features these chucklekfucks



Talking about video games.

They recently did E3.

Welcome to the first day of the rest of your lives, giant bomb thread denizens.

I needed anime to post.

I am really disappointed that you (Mike Blais) didn't photoshop yourself (Mike Blais) into the second picture.

Inquisitor

I for one welcome our new handsome, smooth talking overlord.

THESPOOKY

zzzzzzzz

Huntera

All hail our Keep It Up! and Definitely Not Chao Garden overlords

T4CT

THESPOOKY wrote: »

zzzzzzzz

please stay on topic

Cilla Black

no ur thread

Brolo

one sec guys about to finish the op on my new giant bomb thread

T4CT

I needed anime to post. wrote: »

I am really disappointed that you (Mike Blais) didn't photoshop yourself (Mike Blais) into the second picture.

look speed was important in this incredibly quickly conceived goof

SCREECH OF THE FARG

from last thread: reasonable theories wyborn. if you encountered mechon like that it would be interesting

Ms Dapper

Inquisitor

T4CT wrote: »

I needed anime to post. wrote: »

I am really disappointed that you (Mike Blais) didn't photoshop yourself (Mike Blais) into the second picture.

look speed was important in this incredibly quickly conceived goof

Breaking news T4CT confesses that @Speed Racer‌ has been the power behind the throne the entire time.

Speed Racer

If my internet wasn't down right now i'd stick mike in that photo

If my internet wasn't down right now i'd link y'all to the old clooney of the week feature on mikes website

Wherein every week I photoshopped a picture of mike Blais into a photo of George clooney and wrote an article as mike talking about how he is best friends with George clooney and hung out with him all the time

BlueBlue

bears?

JohnHam

I needed anime to post. wrote: »

I am really disappointed that you (Mike Blais) didn't photoshop yourself (Mike Blais) into the second picture.

I thought exactly this

Huntera

Speed Racer wrote: »

If my internet wasn't down right now is stick mike in that photo

If my internet wasn't down right now if link y'all to the old clooney of the week feature on mikes website

Wherein every week I photoshopped a picture of mike Blais into a photo of George clooney and wrote an article as mike talking about how he is best friends with George clooney and hung out with him all the time

Speed Racer, may you comment on recent developments that have surfaced linking you to one Mike Blais--creator of such AAA hits as Definitely Not Chao Garden and Keep It Up!--and his ascendancy to Giant Bomb Thread Owner?

Veldrin

T4CT you have acceptably neat lower front teeth.

T4CT

This was once written by @Speed Racer‌

Speed Racer wrote:

Okay, let’s level here for a second.

Everyone loves George Clooney. He’s mankind’s third greatest treasure, right behind Will Smith and me, Mike Blais.

The sad thing is though, not a whole lot of people get to hang out with him on a regular basis (or “Blaisis,” if you will). Not a whole lot of people deserve to hang out with him, but that’s neither here nor there. I’m not here to point fingers.

What I AM here to do is share the wealth. Me and George spend a lot of time together, and moreover, we take a lot of photos together. Until now, I’ve just been mailing these pictures to the kids in middle school that used to beat me up. Show them that just because they made me piss myself in front of the whole student body, they weren’t able to keep me from becoming incredibly successful and incredibly friends with George Clooney, you know? But then it occurred to me that I can use these pictures in a way that’s a little more magnanimous of me, Mike Blais.

My hope here is that you can look at these pictures, see me and The Cloonester (as I like to call him) hanging out and having fun together, and maybe it’ll make your own sad little life seem a little less bleak. Once a week, for just a few seconds, you can forget about how you’re going to die alone and unloved, and just enjoy a photo of two wildly rich and successful men having a good time together. Maybe even imagine yourself there with us, just out of frame because we didn’t want your stupid ugly face ruining the picture. I really want to make a difference in the world, and George probably does too. I’ll ask him the next time we hang out, which is pretty much every day.

So, without further adieu, here’s the first Clooney of the Week (With Mike Blais):



This is a pic of me and George getting ready to head off to McDonald’s for some chicken nugs. George thinks I’m nuts for liking their barbecue dipping sauce, but HE gets ‘em with sweet ‘n sour! Haha, you crack me up, Cloonenheimer (that is another pet name that I, Mike Blais, have for George Clooney. I have a lot of them because we are such good friends).

T4CT

Veldrin wrote: »

T4CT you have acceptably neat lower front teeth.

this is actually such a nice compliment

Radius

Speed's T4CT impression is scarily accurate.

Wyborn

SCREECH OF THE FARG wrote: »

from last thread: reasonable theories wyborn. if you encountered mechon like that it would be interesting

I tend to read too much into RPG plots before htey get going

It was ok in Dark Souls because, shit, it wasn't going to contradict me

But me and @SilverWind misread a particular line in Twilight Princess and thought that the story was goign to go in a way different direction for like ten hours

I'm kind of reticent to make Xenoblade predictions because I know, I just know that shit is going to get fully explained

T4CT

Radius

I feel like battles in this last part of Xenoblade are taking waaaaaaaaayyyyy too long.

Nirya

A Mike Blais Giant Bomb thread?

Finally I feel safe enough to post in here.

Cilla Black

You just aren't breaking the game enough with Shulk and PC7.

Radius

I suppose I should use the good characters, yes.

But Riki.

SCREECH OF THE FARG

The secret to late game xenoblade is if you hit hard enough you don't need reyn

Stilts

SCREECH OF THE FARG wrote: »

The secret to late game xenoblade is if you hit hard enough you don't need reyn

This was how I did it.

Murder them fast enough that tanks become pointless.

Radius

But then how is it going to be Reyn time?

Cilla Black

Riki can actually break the game pretty well too, from what I understand

Haven't tried myself because, well, Riki

agoaj

When will they announce you as the new hire?

Cilla Black

Tanks are never pointless

If the enemy is facing Shulk you're doing it wrong

SCREECH OF THE FARG

Riki can supposedly do everything but I never really figured him out

T4CT

is walking dead season 2 known to be not as good as the first one?

T4CT

'cause right now i'm actually at the point where i might just rather play the first one

Cilla Black

It is more devisive than season 1 from what I've seen but a lot of people like it too

Stilts

T4CT wrote: »

is walking dead season 2 known to be not as good as the first one?

I really like season 2.

What episode are you on?

Anzekay

Every time someone says 'Shulk' I still think of She Hulk

T4CT

Stilts wrote: »

T4CT wrote: »

is walking dead season 2 known to be not as good as the first one?

I really like season 2.

What episode are you on?

the first one

Stilts

T4CT wrote: »

Stilts wrote: »

T4CT wrote: »

is walking dead season 2 known to be not as good as the first one?

I really like season 2.

What episode are you on?

the first one

Okay, yeah, that's understandable.

It wasn't 'til episode two that I was really sold on the season.

Stilts

Though there is a pretty fantastic bit of dialogue right near the end of ep 1 that's one of my favorite possible responses in the entire series.

Also, Mike, I regret to inform you that Keep It Up is incompatible with my android phone.