Why isnt there a thread about beards and mustaches?

Hermano

A crown is kinda redundant with a beard that magnificent

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN

aw shucks

pimento

Sherman makes me almost regret shaving my head...

The Geek

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

Thread has just made me realise I haven't seen @shorty post in a while. Am I just really unobservant or have he and his magnificent mustache gone?

I love that little guy.

Shorty

it would be in this thread that people notice I haven't been around

I am alive, and well enough, but I shaved off the mustache a couple months ago

the official reason is that it was technically not in regulation for the shitty job I had at the time and the math teacher mustache is not for me

but the actual reason, since they didn't really give a shit, was that I was all loopy and sleep-deprived last time I trimmed it, so it came out all uneven

and I was like, "welp, we had a good run"

it will probably be back someday but for now I'm rollin' babyface

Raijin Quickfoot

Finally, the past the bro? Button was made for and it's no longer here.

#pipe

Dude your beard is getting away

Atheraal

hey, got some pics back from my uncle's wedding. i seem to recall having my beard with me in them

The Geek

#pipe wrote: »

Dude your beard is getting away

Maybe he used to be really really fat but just kept it where it was after losing weight.

DaMoonRulz

pimento wrote: »

Sherman makes me almost regret shaving my head...

If that's you with a shaved head I'm forced to assume you're related to Cousin It.

Goatmon

POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN wrote: »

n e v e r e v e r s h a v e

Nija

Anyone have any good beard-related products they want to share with the class?

I'm looking for conditioners or straighteners, but welcome all products.

DaMoonRulz

While maintaining a larger beard, one must be mindful that sometimes small crumbs can get caught in your beard.

pimento

DaMoonRulz wrote: »

pimento wrote: »

Sherman makes me almost regret shaving my head...

If that's you with a shaved head I'm forced to assume you're related to Cousin It.

Well, I mean, that was a bit later on.

DaMoonRulz

Guys, help, I think I'm stuck in the Matrix and Agent Smith is doing that thing that makes my mouth disappear

Flarne

Damn Moon. You're making me regret trimming my facehairs down. My mouth is almost completely unprotected now.

Joolander

When did Joel McHale grow a beard?

DaMoonRulz

Here's me embarrassing the Mrs

The Geek

Ah, going for the ol' Lou Albano look

DaMoonRulz

And what would you like for Christmas?

This is my War Face

@Fuselage thinks the second one makes me look like Bizarro Crazy Eyes

Psykoma

I think popeye on that second one.

That is if popeye had the beard he should by all rights have had

DaMoonRulz

Well, I am what I am

Tallahasseeriel

It is so much easier to shave with proper tools now otherwise I'd grow a pretty great beard.

It would go well with my baldness.