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MORRISSEY THREAD
Bob The Monkey
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This is a thread about how great Morrissey is.
How many notes do you know? Perhaps two? Morrissey knows three.
You think you can write lyrics? You think anybody can write lyrics? Not like Morrissey, he's better, you see!
And you think you know a good looking man? Not like Morrissey! He is the best looking man in the world!
All worship Morrissey!
How many notes do you know? Perhaps two? Morrissey knows three.
You think you can write lyrics? You think anybody can write lyrics? Not like Morrissey, he's better, you see!
Morrissey wrote:How can you stay with a fat girl
Morrissey wrote:Why do I smile at people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
And you think you know a good looking man? Not like Morrissey! He is the best looking man in the world!
All worship Morrissey!
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"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
in a gentle way
thank you
but no
i will live my life as i
will undoubtedly die
alloooOOOooOOOOooone
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
That they forgot to close down
Armageddon - come armageddon!
Come, armageddon! come!
(But I
Your girlfriend home
And she's saying
How she never chose you
"Turn left", she says
I turn left
i know,
its serious.
i saw morrissey in concert in honolulu when i was in high school. not a bad show. and at $25 it was the most i ever paid for a concert ticket.
When He deserted me / but
I have forgiven Jesus
for all the desire
He placed in me
when there's nothing I can do with this desire
There were times when I could have strangled her
Could you please let me see her
Do you really think she'll pull through
which is nice
I'm sorry I hurt you morissey
quija board
would you help me
i am trying to get through
to an good friend
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
(now with children)
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ,
Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ
what?
tell me you were born either before 1970 or after 1986. and i will accept that excuse
self-deprecating bones and skin
Jesus - do you hate me?
why did you stick me in
self-deprecating bones and skin
... do you hate me?
i'm just glad that morissey was the better man
1982, but I might have been in a coma or something.
"I will be in the bar / with my head on the bar."
"If there is a God then why / do ugly people love me."
Option 1
Close your eyes
And think of someone you physically admire
And let me kiss you, oh.
Let me kiss you, oh.
Option 2
Never been out
On a Saturday night
Because the pubs are always filled
With people with jobs
And all they ever do is complain, oh
All the ever do is complain
Option 1
Don't make me stop the car
If you won't love me
I'll stop the car
And you can get right out
Option 2
For working girls like me
With my hands on my head
I flop on your bed
With a head full of dread
mostly because it pisses of Tube.
HOW ABOUT THIS:
Option 1
Drinking in this tired country,
History worn like clothes that tear,
What I wouldn't give to be with you,
To be with you,
To be with you
Option 2
He thinks he got the whole world in his hands,
Stood at the urinal,
He thinks he got the whole world in his hands,
And I'm gonna ... kill him!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No, I made that one up.
ahahaha
This is an awesome game let's do some more.
Option 1
Pashernate love
Could make your Grandmother zoom
Roller-skating back from the grave
Option 2
Feel inside my jacket
To where my heart used to be
Until you went away, oh no
Now all I have is my jacket
You have to be shitting me.
Give me a second, I'll think one up.
Because he's fucking awesome?
I'm listening to Ringleader Of The Tormentors right now. It's a solid album.
Option 1
Satan rejected my soul
As low as he goes
He never quite goes this low
Option 2
This hair of mine
Was made for you
And your fingers to run
So gently through
This hair of mine
This hair, this hair of mine
The guy obviously has a way with lyrics.
Damn, I miss Mystery Science Theater 3000 though.
Smells linger like memory,
The shepherds pie you cooked last year,
I ate it and I said I liked it,
Jesus knows I never loved you
Option 2
It's just because I love you,
I cannot bear to be around you,
and if only one or the other,
of us would drop down dead