I can't believe it's been over a year and a half and almost 100 pages. Let us remember what has come before.
Games will have 7 players. That should be enough to get a good range of choices.
The current deck contains all six main expansions, Christmas 2012, 2013 and 2014, PAX Prime 2014 and 2015 (and some PAX East 2014), 90s nostalgia and the science pack.
You'll be given a hand of 10 white cards, at least one of which will be used to fill in a blank or answer a question from a black card.
I'll PM you your hand at the beginning of the game and after you submit your choice(s), which you can do via PM.
Once the black card is played, you'll have 36 hours to submit a card. I'll ping you if I haven't received yours and the deadline's looming. Otherwise, Ms. Dee Ten will pick your card(s).
If your card is chosen, you win a point. This point can be used later to reset your hand. The first to 10 points wins.
Winner judge has been chosen, so if you win the round you will judge the next round.
Blank cards are in! If you're judging when a black card is drawn, you can make up that round's question requiring up to three cards. If you can't think of anything, let me know and I'll come up with something.
If you have a blank white card in your hand, it's a rare and precious gem that will let you submit anything you want within 15 words.
Please let me know if you have to stop playing so I can bring in a reserve player.
The current game begins here
Heffling - 10 points!
Criterion Collection presents Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love developing secondary sex characteristics.
Tonight, on Cooking for Humans, we're making my favorite: Sexual tension. A delightful meal that consists of dem titties stuffed with a hopeless amount of spiders.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves and an ice pick lobotomy.
I'll say this for Guy Fieri: nobody knows being a shit cook, the lead singer of Smash Mouth, AND a member of ICP like he does.
The healing process began when I joined a support group for victims of my sex dungeon.
When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate Velcro.
Get ready for the movie of the summer! One cop plays by the book. The other's only interested in one thing: 'Accidentally' unhooking his body cam and doing shady shit without repercussion.
Patient presents with a crazy little thing called love. Likely a result of a big black dick.
Rumor has it that Vladmir Putin's favorite delicacy is a nuanced critique stuffed with ethnic cleansing.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama for the first time.
LostNinja - 8 points
Chopping off a bit of the penis: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
Now on Netflix: Jiro Dreams of having shotguns for legs.
Coming to Broadway next season: "Never Having Sex Again on the Roof".
What's there a ton of in heaven? The 9,000 children who starved to death today
What is Batman's guilty pleasure? Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick
"What is The Greasy Strangler, you ask? Well, it's kind of like expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor."
My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Ababwa.
I never truly understood beating your wives until I encountered all these decorative pillows.
Dr. Flamingo - 6 points
As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for sweet, sweet vengeance.
And what did you bring to show and tell? A powered exoskeleton
Did you hear who's playing the Verizon Center? It's Space Muffins, with special guest The Gulags!
Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate hipsters in the workplace.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Chen, but there was nothing we could do. At 4:15 this morning, your son succumbed to getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri.
This year's hottest album is "The way white people is" by Barack Obama.
Elvenshae - 7 points
Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children a magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography
What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits
Why can't I sleep at night? Goblins
Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is children on leashes
The quiet majesty of the sea turtle
Pooping as quietly as possible
A sea of troubles
You haven't truly lived until you've experienced an unstoppable wave of fire ants
and The Great Lizard Uprising of 2352
at the same time.
Don't worry, kid. It gets better. I've been living with cool 90s up-in-the-front hair
for 20 years.
Kaplar - 7 points
Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out having sex on top of a pizza.
According to Freud, all children progress through three stages of development: the oral stage, the anal stage, and the being a dinosaur stage.
My mom freaked out when she looked at my history browser and found ChildProtectiveServices.com/DeadBabies
I'm not like the rest of you. I'm too rich and busy for rising sea levels consistent with scientific predictions.
Jesus is being replaced by a robot.
This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for exactly what you'd expect.
The Five Stages of Grief: denial, anger, bargaining, home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine, acceptance.
See317 - 9 points
Why am I so tired? Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character
What left this stain on my couch? Sneezing, farting and cumming at the same time
After months of debate, the Occupy Wall Street General Assembly could only agree on "More kale!"
Major League Baseball has banned fabricating statistics for giving players an unfair advantage.
The votes are in, and the new high school mascot is a mouldering pile of eviscerated students forever chanting silent hymns to the dark gods.
When I was tripping on acid, making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation turned into Five-Dollar Footlongs.
Buzzfeed presents: 10 pictures of the Underground Railroad that look like a spontaneous conga line.
Tonight on SNICK: "Are you afraid of failing the Turing test?"
Only two things in life are certain: death and never having the right card at the right time.
Ketar - 9 points
Armani suit: $1,000. Dinner for two at that swanky restaurant: $300. The look on her face when you surprise her with free ice cream, yo: priceless.
Can't you see? The Jews are behind everything - the banks, the media, even The Star Wars Holiday Special.
A curse upon thee! Many years from now, just when you think you're safe, a three-foot tall corned beef sandwich shall turn into doo-doo.
Here lies Man in the Mists, 197X-2016. Devoted friend, lover of nude-modding Super Mario World.
No Enforcer wants to manage the panel on "PAX Without Khoo: Oh God, Oh God We're All Gonna Die?"
Blowjobs for everyone. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice.
Before unlocking a new sex position, all we had was double penetration.
There was a riot at the Gearbox panel when they gave the attendees roofies.
Yo' mama so fat she a gassy antelope!