What gets better with age? Passive-aggressive Post-it notes
They just keep getting funnier and funnier as I ignore them. I'll show you who's the passive aggressive master.
My whiny kitty has become a destroyer of peace and quiet.
I am become Genghis Khan's DNA, destroyer of the Gulags. (Dr. Flamingo)
I am become an overwhelming variety of cheeses, destroyer of bowels, bowels and more bowels. (See317) (*)
I am become Whoopi Goldberg, destroyer of an interracial threesome between two women and a ghost. (Grunt's Ghosts)
I am become nipple blades, destroyer of dick fingers. (Mi-go Hunter)
I am become the entire internet, destroyer of shutting the fuck up. (Kaplar)
I am become sexual humiliation, destroyer of an asymmetric boob job. (Elvenshae)
@Ketar, what's your new form going to turn into a parking lot?
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Being lactose intolerant, I am all too aware of and must acknowledge the destructive powers of cheeses on bowels.
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? My machete/Amputees (Kaplar) (*)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? My vagina/Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick (Elvenshae)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Drinking responsibly/What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis (Ketar)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? RoboCop/A cooler full of organs (See317)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Kale/Spinach (Mi-go Hunter)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Men/Having shotguns for legs (Dr. Flamingo)
This summer, forget the fight between the Tin Man and the Popsicle Old Man, watch a true action hero return to save Mexico and the world!
Danny Trejo returns as the sharpest slayer south of the boarder, and this time he has help from Michelle Rodriguez as a quad amputee with a pistol popping pussy in Machete and Amputee Girl.
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by actually getting shot, for real. (Ketar)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by my manservant, Claude. (Grunt's Ghosts)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by testicular torsion. (Elvenshae)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by the miracle of childbirth. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by all the poop inside of my body. (Kaplar)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by the rhythmic pelvic thrusting of a young Betty White. (See317)
@Mi-go Hunter, why is your resolution never to get plastered at a New Year's party again?
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What better way to wake up from a hangover than experiencing the miracle of childbirth.
If that was true, the assemblies would feature the most extreme eliminations.
My gym teacher got fired for adding seduction to the obstacle course. (See317)
My gym teacher got fired for adding smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees to the obstacle course. (Dr. Flamingo)
My gym teacher got fired for adding an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist to the obstacle course. (Mi-go Hunter)
My gym teacher got fired for adding good grammar to the obstacle course. (Elvenshae)
My gym teacher got fired for adding double penetration to the obstacle course. (Grunt's Ghosts) (*)
My gym teacher got fired for adding a death ray to the obstacle course. (Ketar)
@Kaplar, what caused you and your classmates to rise up in rebellion?
A few players ran smack into the "get a great card for this round as a new card" rule.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about peeing a little bit. (Dr. Flamingo)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about being replaced by a robot. (Mi-go Hunter) (*)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about meaningless sex. (Grunt's Ghosts)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about the Holy Bible. (Ketar)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about the token minority. (See317)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels. (Kaplar)
@Elvenshae, what did Michael think right before seeing the light?
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Some kind of concentrated encampment for people (Mi-go Hunter)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Oompa-Loompas (See317)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter (Elvenshae)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Scrubbing under the folds (Kaplar)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? My first period (Grunt's Ghosts)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them (Ketar) (*)
@Dr. Flamingo, how do you avoid having to wait for Spring to thaw you out?
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When it's cold outside, at least I have Christmas Cards to warm my heart... They make excellent kindling.
War! What is it good for? Exactly what you'd expect (Elvenshae) (*)
War! What is it good for? Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany (Grunt's Ghosts)
War! What is it good for? The violation of our most basic human rights (Kaplar)
War! What is it good for? Trying to feel something, anything (Dr. Flamingo)
War! What is it good for? Rock music and premarital sex (Ketar)
War! What is it good for? A lifetime of internalized guilt (Mi-go Hunter)
Roofies: good to the last drop. (Dr. Flamingo) (*) Licking the cake batter off grandma's fingers: good to the last drop. (Elvenshae) Kurt Cobain's death: good to the last drop. (See317) A stray pube: good to the last drop. (Grunt's Ghosts) Just the tip: good to the last drop. (Mi-go Hunter) The size of my penis: good to the last drop. (Kaplar)
KetarCome on upstairswe're having a partyRegistered Userregular
Huh. I'm so desperate for sleep lately that I would gladly roofie myself if it would mean being less tired the next day. Anything else would just be a bonus!
Looks like that line got cancelled after too many "oral doesn't count" clauses.
Like making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation, State Farm is there. (Mi-go hunter)
Like pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time, State Farm is there. (Dr. Flamingo)
Like a headache that's definitely cancer, State Farm is there. (Ketar)
Like not having sex, State Farm is there. (Kaplar) (*)
Like being John Malkovich, State Farm is there. (Elvenshae)
Like when you fart and a little bit comes out, State Farm is there. (See317)
@Grunt's Ghosts, how do you wish your insurance company would be reliable?
Sorry, didn't have time to come up with anything amusing. Barely made the bus as it is.
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of mutually-assured destruction and slicing a ham in icy silence. (See317)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of me time and not believing in giraffes. (Kaplar)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of a bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour and slow motion. (Grunt's Ghosts)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of vehicular manslaughter and multiple stab wounds. (Elvenshae)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of child abuse and child support payments. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of throwing a virgin into a volcano and my sex dungeon. (Ketar)
@Mi-go Hunter, what's got you spinning right round, like a record?
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They just keep getting funnier and funnier as I ignore them. I'll show you who's the passive aggressive master.
Round 28: Ketar is judging
I am become _______, destroyer of _______!
Please PM your answers while Ketar brings an end to the current judge rotation.
I am become Genghis Khan's DNA, destroyer of the Gulags. (Dr. Flamingo)
I am become an overwhelming variety of cheeses, destroyer of bowels, bowels and more bowels. (See317) (*)
I am become Whoopi Goldberg, destroyer of an interracial threesome between two women and a ghost. (Grunt's Ghosts)
I am become nipple blades, destroyer of dick fingers. (Mi-go Hunter)
I am become the entire internet, destroyer of shutting the fuck up. (Kaplar)
I am become sexual humiliation, destroyer of an asymmetric boob job. (Elvenshae)
@Ketar, what's your new form going to turn into a parking lot?
I'm laughing. Not crying. Really.
Round 29: Grunt's Ghosts is judging
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
Please PM your answers while Grunt's Ghosts puts the Infinite Toilet to the test.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? My machete/Amputees (Kaplar) (*)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? My vagina/Yelling "girl power!" and doing a high kick (Elvenshae)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Drinking responsibly/What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis (Ketar)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? RoboCop/A cooler full of organs (See317)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Kale/Spinach (Mi-go Hunter)
What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? Men/Having shotguns for legs (Dr. Flamingo)
@Grunt's Ghosts, which issue have you already bought?
Danny Trejo returns as the sharpest slayer south of the boarder, and this time he has help from Michelle Rodriguez as a quad amputee with a pistol popping pussy in Machete and Amputee Girl.
*This film is not yet rated*
Round 30: Mi-go Hunter is judging
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by _______.
Please PM your answers while Mi-go Hunter does a quick limb-check.
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by actually getting shot, for real. (Ketar)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by my manservant, Claude. (Grunt's Ghosts)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by testicular torsion. (Elvenshae)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by the miracle of childbirth. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by all the poop inside of my body. (Kaplar)
After blacking out during New Year's Eve, I was awoken by the rhythmic pelvic thrusting of a young Betty White. (See317)
@Mi-go Hunter, why is your resolution never to get plastered at a New Year's party again?
Yup, that's me on Steam.
If you are interested in playing, discussing, or hosting Arkham Horror, click here!
Round 31: Kaplar is judging
My gym teacher got fired for adding _______ to the obstacle course.
Please PM your answers while Kaplar attempts to evade the baby cannons.
Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
My gym teacher got fired for adding seduction to the obstacle course. (See317)
My gym teacher got fired for adding smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees to the obstacle course. (Dr. Flamingo)
My gym teacher got fired for adding an M. Night Shyamalan plot twist to the obstacle course. (Mi-go Hunter)
My gym teacher got fired for adding good grammar to the obstacle course. (Elvenshae)
My gym teacher got fired for adding double penetration to the obstacle course. (Grunt's Ghosts) (*)
My gym teacher got fired for adding a death ray to the obstacle course. (Ketar)
@Kaplar, what caused you and your classmates to rise up in rebellion?
Round 32: Elvenshae is judging
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _______.
Please PM your answers while Elvenshae goes over some strange obstacle course blueprints they were bequeathed.
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about peeing a little bit. (Dr. Flamingo)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about being replaced by a robot. (Mi-go Hunter) (*)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about meaningless sex. (Grunt's Ghosts)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about the Holy Bible. (Ketar)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about the token minority. (See317)
In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels. (Kaplar)
@Elvenshae, what did Michael think right before seeing the light?
I've seen that movie!
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 33: Dr. Flamingo is judging
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter?
Please PM your answers while Dr. Flamingo proves that floofy fur is a better insulator than cold steel.
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Some kind of concentrated encampment for people (Mi-go Hunter)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Oompa-Loompas (See317)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter (Elvenshae)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Scrubbing under the folds (Kaplar)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? My first period (Grunt's Ghosts)
What keeps me warm during the cold, cold winter? Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them (Ketar) (*)
@Dr. Flamingo, how do you avoid having to wait for Spring to thaw you out?
Sure, but nothing burns like an oompa loompa, their all-candy diets mean they burn bright and hot and quick.
Round 34: See317 is judging
War! What is it good for?
Please PM your answers while See317 checks on the status of the War on Christmas.
War! What is it good for? Exactly what you'd expect (Elvenshae) (*)
War! What is it good for? Resurrecting an army of six million Jews and conquering Germany (Grunt's Ghosts)
War! What is it good for? The violation of our most basic human rights (Kaplar)
War! What is it good for? Trying to feel something, anything (Dr. Flamingo)
War! What is it good for? Rock music and premarital sex (Ketar)
War! What is it good for? A lifetime of internalized guilt (Mi-go Hunter)
@See317, why are you scoffing at peace?
Round 35: Ketar is judging
_______: good to the last drop.
Please PM your answers while Ketar watches the last suicide drone plummet towards its target.
Roofies: good to the last drop. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
Licking the cake batter off grandma's fingers: good to the last drop. (Elvenshae)
Kurt Cobain's death: good to the last drop. (See317)
A stray pube: good to the last drop. (Grunt's Ghosts)
Just the tip: good to the last drop. (Mi-go Hunter)
The size of my penis: good to the last drop. (Kaplar)
@Ketar, what do you happily drain dry?
Round 36: Grunt's Ghosts is judging
Like _______, State Farm is there.
Please PM your answers while Grunt's Ghosts checks the rates on cherry insurance.
Like making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation, State Farm is there. (Mi-go hunter)
Like pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time, State Farm is there. (Dr. Flamingo)
Like a headache that's definitely cancer, State Farm is there. (Ketar)
Like not having sex, State Farm is there. (Kaplar) (*)
Like being John Malkovich, State Farm is there. (Elvenshae)
Like when you fart and a little bit comes out, State Farm is there. (See317)
@Grunt's Ghosts, how do you wish your insurance company would be reliable?
It's the same let down as not having sex after the 5th date.
Round 37: Mi-go Hunter is judging
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of _______ and _______.
Please PM your answers while Mi-go Hunter finds themself stuck on a "get the insurance money" treadmill.
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of mutually-assured destruction and slicing a ham in icy silence. (See317)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of me time and not believing in giraffes. (Kaplar)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of a bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour and slow motion. (Grunt's Ghosts)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of vehicular manslaughter and multiple stab wounds. (Elvenshae)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of child abuse and child support payments. (Dr. Flamingo) (*)
My life is ruled by a vicious cycle of throwing a virgin into a volcano and my sex dungeon. (Ketar)
@Mi-go Hunter, what's got you spinning right round, like a record?