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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????

    it wasnt intentional

    i got the farts

    farts are almost never intentional

    i hate when people get judgy about farts

    it's like i can't help it i need to fart!

    My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.

    Nothing could be that terrible without malice.

    Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami

    You can't attribute malice to it

    Yes

    Yes I can

    You don't understand these farts.

    i live with 3 dogs

    i understand dog farts

    No

    (This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    good article on top 10 summer blockbusters

    http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/

    (it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)

    also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I have spent Americaday watching soccer and rooting for the Germans.

    Now I shall root for Columbia.

    Also eating matzaball soup and left overs.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????

    it wasnt intentional

    i got the farts

    farts are almost never intentional

    i hate when people get judgy about farts

    it's like i can't help it i need to fart!

    My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.

    Nothing could be that terrible without malice.

    Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami

    You can't attribute malice to it

    Yes

    Yes I can

    You don't understand these farts.

    i live with 3 dogs

    i understand dog farts

    No

    (This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)

    my mum uses ours as four legged food waste disposals

    so they get all sorts of meats that they shouldnt

    makes from some real interesting dog toots!

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    good article on top 10 summer blockbusters

    http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/

    (it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)

    also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.

    Spielberg was a god at one point in time.

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    yo

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I recently tried to do the polite thing by going to the restroom to pass gas, but turns out the bowels had other plans in store.


    Point being, I'm glad that I opted to be polite that time.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    honestly shiv you will never convince me you have endured worse dog farts than me

    I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK

    I KNOW ABOUT THIS

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????

    it wasnt intentional

    i got the farts

    farts are almost never intentional

    i hate when people get judgy about farts

    it's like i can't help it i need to fart!

    My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.

    Nothing could be that terrible without malice.

    Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami

    You can't attribute malice to it

    Yes

    Yes I can

    You don't understand these farts.

    i live with 3 dogs

    i understand dog farts

    No

    (This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)

    my mum uses ours as four legged food waste disposals

    so they get all sorts of meats that they shouldnt

    makes from some real interesting dog toots!

    sometimes dog farts are so bad I honestly wonder if they pooped

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    So I might not be able to control when I get farty, but [chat], if I'm around my family I do enjoy sharing them. Especially to annoy my siblings. Even at old-man age, that shit never gets old.

  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Jonas Sjöstedt is also the guy that in a debate with Jimmie Åkesson, Racist Shitheel Party leader, went "You're like a ship in a bottle. How did you get in here?"

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    i am not in a happy place today

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I wish IT unions were a thing.

    And my workplace could even be unionized.

    Sigh.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    good article on top 10 summer blockbusters

    http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/

    (it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)

    also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.

    Spielberg was a god at one point in time.

    I still can't get it up for Aliens. It's such a dudebro of a movie.

    But yeah, Spielberg had his hand in six of those top ten. We had a big long Spielberg thing in the movie thread a while back.


    edit: here

    Atomika on
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????

    it wasnt intentional

    i got the farts

    farts are almost never intentional

    i hate when people get judgy about farts

    it's like i can't help it i need to fart!

    My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.

    Nothing could be that terrible without malice.

    Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami

    You can't attribute malice to it

    Yes

    Yes I can

    You don't understand these farts.

    i live with 3 dogs

    i understand dog farts

    No

    (This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
    So it's a medical issue therefore unintentional therefore you are wrong.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    I mean I guess you could argue it's the malice of god working through the dog farts.


    But that's hardly the dog's fault.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Aliens is arguably still my favorite film.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    For the record: I never texted that girl back from last night. I have enough crazy things in my life. Don't heed to expose myself to more.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Aliens is arguably still my favorite film.

    I argue that it isn't!

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Aliens is arguably still my favorite film.

    It is definitely the one I can quote most from my pre-adolescence.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I have to tell my dad the truth today

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhh

    This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkks
    *requires exposition*
    *If you wanna*

    Winky is a professional pornographer

    His dad doesn't know

    Really??!?

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Aliens is arguably still my favorite film.

    I argue that it isn't!

    But... I... how

  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Dog farts are a truly special concoction, a calculated blend of rotting fish, slurry, and burnt flesh, more like a weaponised payload than an actual biological function.

    Our dog will occasionally come up on the sofa, fart after a few minutes, then smell her own fart, give us a very indignant look as if to say "why have you sullied my place of rest?" and then leave, while we remain, attempting to enjoy a TV show in a miasmic haze of pure poison.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I have to tell my dad the truth today

    UUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhh

    This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkks
    *requires exposition*
    *If you wanna*

    Winky is a professional pornographer

    His dad doesn't know

    Really??!?

    In the sense that he makes a living making and selling adult themed games, yeah.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Fucking hell...

    The elliptical is broken again... Stupid piece of junk.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    I dislike the term "adult themed". It's sex, call it that.
    A show like the Wire is adult themed.

  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I dislike the term "adult themed". It's sex, call it that.
    A show like the Wire is adult themed.

    No. It's not just sex it's artistic and erotic and...no I have masturbated to winky's game why would you think that.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    For the record: I never texted that girl back from last night. I have enough crazy things in my life. Don't heed to expose myself to more.

    Just caught up on what happened with that. Think you made the right decision there Drez.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Variable wrote: »
    good article on top 10 summer blockbusters

    http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/

    (it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)

    also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
    j,
    AV Club does suck now. not sure what instigated Keith Phipps to leave. Whether something was up with the AV Club or whether Pitchfork made him a really good offer. I have an impression it was the former, based on the moroseness of his twitter afterwards. Hard to see. AV Club paid the price for it though for sure. Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Nathan Murray are basically my favorite reviewers. Do not care for Tasha Robinson though.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I dislike the term "adult themed". It's sex, call it that.
    A show like the Wire is adult themed.

    I'm remarkably less cognizant of "adult" programming as an old than I was as a youth.

    Same with "adult" language, I suppose. But my parents never had a problem with their kids cursing, as long as it wasn't pointlessly profane.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu

    Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    good article on top 10 summer blockbusters

    http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/

    (it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)

    also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
    j,
    AV Club does suck now. not sure what instigated Keith Phipps to leave. Whether something was up with the AV Club or whether Pitchfork made him a really good offer. I have an impression it was the former, based on the moroseness of his twitter afterwards. Hard to see. AV Club paid the price for it though for sure. Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Nathan Murray are basically my favorite reviewers. Do not care for Tasha Robinson though.

    Yeah, Robinson has some really bad opinions.

  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    i basically never fart in public (or private really). I let it all build up and then go to the restroom a few times to depressurize. Like a civilized human being.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Everyone should watch the Wire

    Kids and adults

    Forever

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu

    Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.

    Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    i basically never fart in public (or private really). I let it all build up and then go to the restroom a few times to depressurize. Like a civilized human being.

    James Joyce would love you. Saving all those smelly toots for the bedroom.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    I only fart on the bus.

    It's serves them right for being Staten Islanders.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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