the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????
it wasnt intentional
i got the farts
farts are almost never intentional
i hate when people get judgy about farts
it's like i can't help it i need to fart!
My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.
Nothing could be that terrible without malice.
Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami
You can't attribute malice to it
Yes
Yes I can
You don't understand these farts.
i live with 3 dogs
i understand dog farts
No
(This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
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VariableMouth CongressStroke Me Lady FameRegistered Userregular
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????
it wasnt intentional
i got the farts
farts are almost never intentional
i hate when people get judgy about farts
it's like i can't help it i need to fart!
My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.
Nothing could be that terrible without malice.
Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami
You can't attribute malice to it
Yes
Yes I can
You don't understand these farts.
i live with 3 dogs
i understand dog farts
No
(This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
my mum uses ours as four legged food waste disposals
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????
it wasnt intentional
i got the farts
farts are almost never intentional
i hate when people get judgy about farts
it's like i can't help it i need to fart!
My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.
Nothing could be that terrible without malice.
Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami
You can't attribute malice to it
Yes
Yes I can
You don't understand these farts.
i live with 3 dogs
i understand dog farts
No
(This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
my mum uses ours as four legged food waste disposals
so they get all sorts of meats that they shouldnt
makes from some real interesting dog toots!
sometimes dog farts are so bad I honestly wonder if they pooped
thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
So I might not be able to control when I get farty, but [chat], if I'm around my family I do enjoy sharing them. Especially to annoy my siblings. Even at old-man age, that shit never gets old.
Jonas Sjöstedt is also the guy that in a debate with Jimmie Åkesson, Racist Shitheel Party leader, went "You're like a ship in a bottle. How did you get in here?"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
Spielberg was a god at one point in time.
I still can't get it up for Aliens. It's such a dudebro of a movie.
But yeah, Spielberg had his hand in six of those top ten. We had a big long Spielberg thing in the movie thread a while back.
the other morning i was rolling out of bed and i was so lazy that i kind of stopped half way out of bed and stopped, butt in the air, and let out a thunderous rumbling fart and aaron laughed at me and went REALLY????
it wasnt intentional
i got the farts
farts are almost never intentional
i hate when people get judgy about farts
it's like i can't help it i need to fart!
My sister's dog clearly farted intentionally.
Nothing could be that terrible without malice.
Dog farts are just a force of nature like a hurricane or tsunami
You can't attribute malice to it
Yes
Yes I can
You don't understand these farts.
i live with 3 dogs
i understand dog farts
No
(This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
So it's a medical issue therefore unintentional therefore you are wrong.
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
I mean I guess you could argue it's the malice of god working through the dog farts.
BethrynUnhappiness is MandatoryRegistered Userregular
Dog farts are a truly special concoction, a calculated blend of rotting fish, slurry, and burnt flesh, more like a weaponised payload than an actual biological function.
Our dog will occasionally come up on the sofa, fart after a few minutes, then smell her own fart, give us a very indignant look as if to say "why have you sullied my place of rest?" and then leave, while we remain, attempting to enjoy a TV show in a miasmic haze of pure poison.
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
j,
AV Club does suck now. not sure what instigated Keith Phipps to leave. Whether something was up with the AV Club or whether Pitchfork made him a really good offer. I have an impression it was the former, based on the moroseness of his twitter afterwards. Hard to see. AV Club paid the price for it though for sure. Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Nathan Murray are basically my favorite reviewers. Do not care for Tasha Robinson though.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
j,
AV Club does suck now. not sure what instigated Keith Phipps to leave. Whether something was up with the AV Club or whether Pitchfork made him a really good offer. I have an impression it was the former, based on the moroseness of his twitter afterwards. Hard to see. AV Club paid the price for it though for sure. Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Nathan Murray are basically my favorite reviewers. Do not care for Tasha Robinson though.
Yeah, Robinson has some really bad opinions.
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DynagripBreak me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPAregular
i basically never fart in public (or private really). I let it all build up and then go to the restroom a few times to depressurize. Like a civilized human being.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
i basically never fart in public (or private really). I let it all build up and then go to the restroom a few times to depressurize. Like a civilized human being.
James Joyce would love you. Saving all those smelly toots for the bedroom.
Posts
No
(This dog in particular had issues bad enough that we almost took him to the vet for them)
http://thedissolve.com/features/the-dissolve-canon/642-the-50-greatest-summer-blockbusters-part-3-the-top/
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
Now I shall root for Columbia.
Also eating matzaball soup and left overs.
my mum uses ours as four legged food waste disposals
so they get all sorts of meats that they shouldnt
makes from some real interesting dog toots!
Spielberg was a god at one point in time.
Point being, I'm glad that I opted to be polite that time.
I HAVE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK
I KNOW ABOUT THIS
sometimes dog farts are so bad I honestly wonder if they pooped
And my workplace could even be unionized.
Sigh.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I still can't get it up for Aliens. It's such a dudebro of a movie.
But yeah, Spielberg had his hand in six of those top ten. We had a big long Spielberg thing in the movie thread a while back.
edit: here
But that's hardly the dog's fault.
I argue that it isn't!
It is definitely the one I can quote most from my pre-adolescence.
Really??!?
But... I... how
Our dog will occasionally come up on the sofa, fart after a few minutes, then smell her own fart, give us a very indignant look as if to say "why have you sullied my place of rest?" and then leave, while we remain, attempting to enjoy a TV show in a miasmic haze of pure poison.
In the sense that he makes a living making and selling adult themed games, yeah.
The elliptical is broken again... Stupid piece of junk.
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A show like the Wire is adult themed.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
No. It's not just sex it's artistic and erotic and...no I have masturbated to winky's game why would you think that.
Just caught up on what happened with that. Think you made the right decision there Drez.
AV Club does suck now. not sure what instigated Keith Phipps to leave. Whether something was up with the AV Club or whether Pitchfork made him a really good offer. I have an impression it was the former, based on the moroseness of his twitter afterwards. Hard to see. AV Club paid the price for it though for sure. Nathan Rabin, Scott Tobias, and Nathan Murray are basically my favorite reviewers. Do not care for Tasha Robinson though.
I'm remarkably less cognizant of "adult" programming as an old than I was as a youth.
Same with "adult" language, I suppose. But my parents never had a problem with their kids cursing, as long as it wasn't pointlessly profane.
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Yeah, Robinson has some really bad opinions.
Kids and adults
Forever
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
James Joyce would love you. Saving all those smelly toots for the bedroom.
It's serves them right for being Staten Islanders.