Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
Alternatively, tell her to take off the dress because you want to see her naked.
Historically this has been my most effective strategy.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
i basically never fart in public (or private really). I let it all build up and then go to the restroom a few times to depressurize. Like a civilized human being.
Purportedly, that's really bad for your GI tract.
Be healthy. Fart anywhere, any time.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
Alternatively, tell her to take off the dress because you want to see her naked.
Historically this has been my most effective strategy.
Yeah, but your workplace is considerably looser on dress code than most of ours.
(it says 50 but this particular post is just top 10)
also this is the website you should be reading if you feel like avclub got bad. this is literally where the writers went. I know that's known but maybe you don't know.
I just had an Indian guy call me "from the technical desk about my windows computer". I kind of wish I had wasted his time for a while, but I just hung up on him. He was really awkward with his greeting, he must be new at scamming people. We've been getting an absurd amount of telemarketing/robo calls lately, I don't know how everyone got our number.
then i remembered jingoistic flag waving pisses me off (it's a British thing)
still, it seems unfair that everyone else has one
I'm always torn because the fourth of july isn't really super interesting to me in a lot of ways but it's the closest thing America has to a cultural festival, which is something I enjoy.
then i remembered jingoistic flag waving pisses me off (it's a British thing)
still, it seems unfair that everyone else has one
It's always funny to me how uncomfortable our love of flags makes some europeans. It's just a flag guys, yeah the national anthem has some racist verses but the flag is nice!
Happiness is within reach!
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
It's always funny to me how uncomfortable our love of flags makes some europeans. It's just a flag guys, yeah the national anthem has some racist verses but the flag is nice!
then i remembered jingoistic flag waving pisses me off (it's a British thing)
still, it seems unfair that everyone else has one
I'm always torn because the fourth of july isn't really super interesting to me in a lot of ways but it's the closest thing America has to a cultural festival, which is something I enjoy.
But then again, I don't enjoy too many hallmarks of typical American culture.
Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
Alternatively, tell her to take off the dress because you want to see her naked.
Historically this has been my most effective strategy.
Y'all are vastly overestimating my ability to converse with attractive ladies
The amount of American flags to be found around this country makes some Euros legit nervous.
I think it's adorable.
When I first went to Germany I tried to find a German flag in the airport gift shops or whatever to bring home to the kids, and there were none to be had. I couldn't really explain why daddy didn't get them a Germany flag until they were a lot older...
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
But I'm always happy to partay and possible get hit on by drunk half naked chicks!
Oh my -- hanging out on the beach -- lady in an American flag dress disinterestedly hula hooping -- such waifu
Impress her by showing your education and telling her her bikini is violating the US Flag Code and she must remove it.
Even better! Tell her she needs to take it off to save it from anti-flag protestors who are looking for a flag to burn. You'll come off as a hero for saving the dress and be patriotic.
Alternatively, tell her to take off the dress because you want to see her naked.
Historically this has been my most effective strategy.
Y'all are vastly overestimating my ability to converse with attractive ladies
Perhaps it is you who are overestimating how difficult it is to convince people to remove their clothing!
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ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
The amount of American flags to be found around this country makes some Euros legit nervous.
I think it's adorable.
When I first went to Germany I tried to find a German flag in the airport gift shops or whatever to bring home to the kids, and there were none to be had. I couldn't really explain why daddy didn't get them a Germany flag until they were a lot older...
Man the amount of American flags found in various places makes me nervous.
I just had an Indian guy call me "from the technical desk about my windows computer". I kind of wish I had wasted his time for a while, but I just hung up on him. He was really awkward with his greeting, he must be new at scamming people. We've been getting an absurd amount of telemarketing/robo calls lately, I don't know how everyone got our number.
I've been getting those for the past couple of months and I have politely asked multiple times to be removed from their calling lists as it's been my work cell that they have been calling. No idea how they got that number but sure enough they have. Finally, after probably the tenth time it's happened they called again yesterday in the middle of the afternoon while I'm sitting at work putting in orders. They didn't get nice Mr. Gonmun that time.
This place has its flaws but overall it's pretty fucking rad.
I'm more on the "It's pretty much OK" side of things as opposed to the "It's pretty fucking rad" side of things, but yeah America is good enough to have a celebration about it.
Flag wavy days are pretty cool, in limited amounts. Kings Day is a great national holiday over here, the only one where people all head into town, and the night before it is one of the biggest party nights of the year (On the level of new years eve).
WC/ECs every 2 years also come just often enough to make them feel like special. Having a few weeks where you see your friends every few days, bbq and drink then tense up immensely at the TV.
The thing about the USA is that it is very flag wavy all the time, which is a bit gaudy. In the Netherlands flags are reserved for 3 national holidays, graduating school, birth/death of royals, and international football. The fact that you pledge alliance so often just sounds... indoctrinating.
This place has its flaws but overall it's pretty fucking rad.
We may be the shittiest first world country, but we're still first world.
Right?
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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KageraImitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered Userregular
We may be the shittiest first world country, but we're still first world.
Right?
The other day I learned that you dont' get paid vacations in USA.
Such modern
And even when we do get paid time off as part of the compensation package, and take that time off, we're often on e-mail and the phone during the vacation because business needs us.
Posts
3rd place, most creative
nbd nbd
Alternatively, tell her to take off the dress because you want to see her naked.
Historically this has been my most effective strategy.
Purportedly, that's really bad for your GI tract.
Be healthy. Fart anywhere, any time.
Yeah, but your workplace is considerably looser on dress code than most of ours.
Die Hard wasn't released around Thanksgiving? Die Hard is a Christmas movie!
then i remembered jingoistic flag waving pisses me off (it's a British thing)
still, it seems unfair that everyone else has one
I'm always torn because the fourth of july isn't really super interesting to me in a lot of ways but it's the closest thing America has to a cultural festival, which is something I enjoy.
Maybe you could wave a non-national flag. Like just have a flag wavy day for everyone's favorite charities.
Hey, we have people who love the flag here too!
They love shaving their heads too.
Half the world has a flag-waving day because we got rid of the British one and came up with our own.
You can be proud of what you've given us.
Isn't Guy Fawkes day or whatever kind of like that for the British?
But then again, I don't enjoy too many hallmarks of typical American culture.
Y'all are vastly overestimating my ability to converse with attractive ladies
twitch.tv/tehsloth
I think it's adorable.
When I first went to Germany I tried to find a German flag in the airport gift shops or whatever to bring home to the kids, and there were none to be had. I couldn't really explain why daddy didn't get them a Germany flag until they were a lot older...
nah that has nothing to do with nationalism
that's about burning Catholics
(I lose track of what he's referencing at the end.)
Perhaps it is you who are overestimating how difficult it is to convince people to remove their clothing!
Don't think of it as celebrating America, think of it as risking setting the country on fire.
Man the amount of American flags found in various places makes me nervous.
This place has its flaws but overall it's pretty fucking rad.
*eyeroll*
I've been getting those for the past couple of months and I have politely asked multiple times to be removed from their calling lists as it's been my work cell that they have been calling. No idea how they got that number but sure enough they have. Finally, after probably the tenth time it's happened they called again yesterday in the middle of the afternoon while I'm sitting at work putting in orders. They didn't get nice Mr. Gonmun that time.
I don't really care about the flag itself. It's the weird fetishism attached to it.
Considering half of it is experiencing record drought this is very true!
Be careful out there Californians!
WC/ECs every 2 years also come just often enough to make them feel like special. Having a few weeks where you see your friends every few days, bbq and drink then tense up immensely at the TV.
The thing about the USA is that it is very flag wavy all the time, which is a bit gaudy. In the Netherlands flags are reserved for 3 national holidays, graduating school, birth/death of royals, and international football. The fact that you pledge alliance so often just sounds... indoctrinating.
We may be the shittiest first world country, but we're still first world.
Right?
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
* = radness not guaranteed.
The other day I learned that you dont' get paid vacations in USA.
Such modern
Are we including Mississippi?
And even when we do get paid time off as part of the compensation package, and take that time off, we're often on e-mail and the phone during the vacation because business needs us.