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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I had a dream about making cookies

    I believe this is a sign that I am going to make cookies today

    You obviously have the gift of prophecy.


    Can you foresee the time and date when your life crumbles around you as we all find out what sick perverted things you do at home?
    Cause I need a few days notice to take time off work.

    By the look of it, that will be a day of glory for me instead

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Gawd ebay people. Stop e-mailing me wondering when I'm going to ship it. Not one business day has passed yet.

    I hate that shit.

    I have attempted to sell the same heavy thing three times on eBay, specifying that collection is not an option, and each time had the bidder refuse to pay because I won't bring it to them myself instead of shipping it for about £12.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Google+'s auto story thing would be quite cool if 95% of my photos from Germany weren't PCR and optical density plates.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    My cat just brought his very first "present". You're a house cat...

    Cats are all death machines.

    I'm still not entirely sure how he got a bird, though. A magical killer machine.

    Cats are tiny genocide engines. I would seriously not doubt that they have caused more extinctions then any other species baring humans. Bring one to an isolated island and they are like:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7X9XtTIcWo

    They give no fucks about what seems plausible. It's like "Yes, I will pluck this bird out of the air like it's nothing. What, you can't do this? Here, I'll share you stumbling halfwit."

    They are the world's most adorable serial killers. A friend of the family has a cat that when they bring up to the cottage, just goes outside and then spends every day lining up corpses on their doorstep. Like, literally 10 at a time occasional like she's Catnibal Lector

    shryke on
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    ok how can anyone get mad at kelly comics

    that one made me laugh for about 15 seconds

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Are eBay accounts shut down after a period of inactivity? Mine hasn't been used in years and it seems to not recognise my email address.

    hmm i used mine forthe first time in a couple years and had no problem

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »

    The point I took away was that nobody should wear a vest with a short-sleeved shirt.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »

    The point I took away was that nobody should wear a vest with a short-sleeved shirt.

    Well yeah.

    Kelly comics always seem like tryhards.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Everything went suspiciously smoothly today

    I anticipate it all going horrifically wrong tomorrow

    Always take the win for what it is, and enjoy it while it lasts.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Are eBay accounts shut down after a period of inactivity? Mine hasn't been used in years and it seems to not recognise my email address.

    Not to my knowledge?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • JokermanJokerman Registered User regular
    I really like it when Lauren O'Connell make's faces when she sings.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    http://www.hobbylobby.com/assets/pdf/holiday_messages/messages/2014i.pdf
    http://i.imgur.com/8LY2rN7.jpg
    Hobby Lobby keeps on publishing this stuff. I can't get mad at it. It just seems so irrelevant in a nation where Christianity can not longer be assumed.

    I think we are still a long way off from Christianity not being an overwhelming majority. Even among the less religious there is the default assumption that religion must involve Faith and that having Faith (regardless of in what) is a good thing.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also kana one of the bioware writers (jennifer hepler) suggested a "story only" mode for mass effect where the game basically either skipped or turned the combat sequences into cutscenes as an option people could select when they started the game and nerds basically tried to crucify her

    then she left the company

    I regularly wish games had this, or modes where you only fought important bosses (because that can add to story too)

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    also kana one of the bioware writers (jennifer hepler) suggested a "story only" mode for mass effect where the game basically either skipped or turned the combat sequences into cutscenes as an option people could select when they started the game and nerds basically tried to crucify her

    then she left the company

    With me2 bioware went way too far in the direction of creating an animated novel as opposed to a game. I suppose this line of thinking is just the logical conclusion.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    My advice is the bes

    Go with Cinders

    I need alcohol

    Your advice seems sound but not nearly specific enough <3

    I NEED DETAILS FOR SPECIFICS

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    http://www.hobbylobby.com/assets/pdf/holiday_messages/messages/2014i.pdf
    http://i.imgur.com/8LY2rN7.jpg
    Hobby Lobby keeps on publishing this stuff. I can't get mad at it. It just seems so irrelevant in a nation where Christianity can not longer be assumed.

    I think we are still a long way off from Christianity not being an overwhelming majority. Even among the less religious there is the default assumption that religion must involve Faith and that having Faith (regardless of in what) is a good thing.

    I think it can still be the overwhelming majority while still not being able to be assumed like it could be when 1 in 20 people weren't atheists.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    also kana one of the bioware writers (jennifer hepler) suggested a "story only" mode for mass effect where the game basically either skipped or turned the combat sequences into cutscenes as an option people could select when they started the game and nerds basically tried to crucify her

    then she left the company

    With me2 bioware went way too far in the direction of creating an animated novel as opposed to a game. I suppose this line of thinking is just the logical conclusion.

    You nerds need to play alpha protocol.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    http://www.hobbylobby.com/assets/pdf/holiday_messages/messages/2014i.pdf
    http://i.imgur.com/8LY2rN7.jpg
    Hobby Lobby keeps on publishing this stuff. I can't get mad at it. It just seems so irrelevant in a nation where Christianity can not longer be assumed.

    I think we are still a long way off from Christianity not being an overwhelming majority. Even among the less religious there is the default assumption that religion must involve Faith and that having Faith (regardless of in what) is a good thing.

    I think it can still be the overwhelming majority while still not being able to be assumed like it could be when 1 in 20 people weren't atheists.

    I would be shocked (in a good way) if 1 in 20 were actually atheists. I bet that includes deists and agnostics and all the others that Christians can't tell apart.

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    also kana one of the bioware writers (jennifer hepler) suggested a "story only" mode for mass effect where the game basically either skipped or turned the combat sequences into cutscenes as an option people could select when they started the game and nerds basically tried to crucify her

    then she left the company

    I regularly wish games had this, or modes where you only fought important bosses (because that can add to story too)

    Skipping the game part of video game seems like bad design.

    People wanting to do it especially so.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    pls don't compare glorious obsidian's games to bioware

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    also kana one of the bioware writers (jennifer hepler) suggested a "story only" mode for mass effect where the game basically either skipped or turned the combat sequences into cutscenes as an option people could select when they started the game and nerds basically tried to crucify her

    then she left the company

    I regularly wish games had this, or modes where you only fought important bosses (because that can add to story too)

    Skipping the game part of video game seems like bad design.

    People wanting to do it especially so.

    She likes a different part of the game than you do.

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I didn't like Alpha Protocol.

    I know, I know, I'm a heretic.

    Or a baka gaijin, or whatever the kids are saying these days.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    After my latest rejection I've decided to focus entirely on three things:

    1) Saving money
    2) Getting in shape (which means losing a lot of weight)
    3) Fixing/replacing my teeth

    I feel like I'm getting old but I just need to take a break from my social life and fix my shit before I get older and literally do not have the time left.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Oh and (4) going back to school.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    2-year-old: _J_!!!

    me: What?

    2-year-old: _J_!!! What are you doing?

    me: Disabling my OkCupid account

    2-year-old: Why?

    me: Because you have made me realize that I have absolutely no desire to spend time with another human being.

    2-year-old: ...crackers?

    me: No, you can't have any crackers.

    2-year-old: crackers?

    me: No, you can't have any crackers.

    2-year-old: ...crackers?

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    school is worthless nobody go to college oh its oto late for most of u

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    pls don't compare glorious obsidian's games to bioware

    Indeed. Bioware seems to have a functioning QA.
    :P

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    Just give the kid some damn crackers _J_.

  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    school is worthless nobody go to college oh its oto late for most of u

    Failing out of college and going straight into the workforce was the best career life decision I ever made. Or was made for me - same / difference.

    /Results may vary.

    zagdrob on
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    My advice is the bes

    Go with Cinders

    I need alcohol

    Your advice seems sound but not nearly specific enough <3

    I NEED DETAILS FOR SPECIFICS

    Do you really want details? I don't want to be pming you with my nonsensical life issues if you don't actually want to hear them haha.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Haphazard wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    pls don't compare glorious obsidian's games to bioware

    Indeed. Bioware seems to have a functioning QA.
    :P
    aahl deckya inna gabba

    P10 on
    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Just start talking to the kid about philosophy and logic and pedantry, he'll be asleep in minutes.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Just give the kid some damn crackers _J_.

    If you give the kid crackers, he learns that if you ask enough times the answer changes.

    So, in all a good life lesson.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    um

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Bogart wrote: »
    I had a Sex Criminals [chat] thread in the works and J gazumps me with anime?

    The

    Worst

    Pretty Deadly gets delivered to my house today, and Sex Criminals tomorrow. We live in exciting times.

    smCQ5WE.jpg
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    if the media is to be believed college graduates have a high unemployment rate and dropouts are malnourished and turning tricks and people without HSED are all bandits and raiders

    override367 on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Give the kid some benadryl and put a little splash of bourbon in his juice

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • zagdrobzagdrob Registered User regular
    zagdrob wrote: »
    Just give the kid some damn crackers _J_.

    If you give the kid crackers, he learns that if you ask enough times the answer changes.

    So, in all a good life lesson.

    That's why you never give a solid no.

    Maybe later, not right now, give me a few minutes, I need to think about it, etc.

    A flat no only boxes you in.

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