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Are you following @DanRyckert on Twitter yet? [Giant Bomb]

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    is there a d0 to roll, representing how unlikely it is that shitty katana can even break the skin

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU TAL

    @-Tal roll 1d20 for Mental Command: Fukkin kill urself bro

    @Blankzilla roll 1d20-3 for Mental Command: Reverse that guy's mental command back and start a MIND WAR

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Blank.

    Look into my eyes.

    When people see the "AGGOT" tattoo on your right hand they think it's the other word and it makes you look like a fuckin homophobe bro.

    Your hatred of maggots has consumed you.

    They are a displaced people looking for a home.

    And with the other members of House Maggoto dead, Steve can finally take the throne and lead the maggots to the promised land of your dishwasher... with me as his king consort.

    Yes, I am a maggot lover and have been working with them the whole time. And you're simply too dangerous an adversary to live. But I can't kill you.

    Blank, stab yourself with the shitty replica katana.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UdXbMyo1rU

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    mike what's ur snapchat

    mikeblais

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    geth roll 1d20

    1d20 18 [1d20=18]

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    haha you're so dead blank

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    Tal is an unstoppable dice rolling machine.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    i mean assuming that katana doesn't fold in half as you trying to stab your stomach with it during mind controlled seppuku

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    Geth roll 6#4d6

    6#4d6 6 # 12 [4d6=2, 3, 1, 6] 16 [4d6=6, 1, 4, 5] 18 [4d6=5, 4, 5, 4] 15 [4d6=1, 3, 6, 5] 19 [4d6=5, 6, 2, 6] 19 [4d6=5, 4, 6, 4]

    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    ok blank to beat that you have to roll a 20, i'll count a critical success as a victory for you but nothing else will work

    if you fail you'll have to impale yourself to the best of your ability on Steve's shitty replica katana

    and there will end the tragedy in one act of THE GIANT BOMB THREAD: NiGHTS

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Hm I could play browser games at work, I guess.

    Whats a good browser game? The only one I know if is like... uh...

    Card Hunter?

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    -Tal Maggots are babies
    I'm calling the police!

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    This place really should be locked down at night

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    JESUS

    TAKE THE WHEEL

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d20+2

    1d20+2 18 [1d20=16]

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    GB Nights OP imo

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    alright blank YOU'VE BEEN MENTAL COMMAND: FUKKIN' SUDOKU URSELF BRO'd

    our last roll for the night is a final 1d20, no bonus, no minus

    if he succeeds on this roll he will impale himself on Steve's sword and the world will move on, and the morning will dawn and GIANT BOMB THREAD: DAYZZZ will commence whenever I wake up and people want in on this hot bullshit

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Oh god

    It

    it all comes down to this

    No matter what, my friends

    Do not mourn me, do not miss me

    Only remember

    FUCK MAGGOT

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    giant bomb thread's new tagline:

    no bullshit is hotter than ours

    Cilla Black on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d20

    1d20 1 [1d20=1]

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Geth roll 1d20

    ahahahahahahahaahAHAHAHAHHA

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    JESUS BREAKS THE WHEEL

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    Amazing.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    BLANK DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE

    HE CRITICALLY FAILS AT SUICIDE CAUSING HIM TO RISE TO EVEN GREATER POWERS

    BLANK YOU MAY TAKE ONE FREE ACTION AND AUTOMATICALLY SUCCEED

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    there could not have been a better end to this

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Oh god I am actually giggling at my desk right now.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    well, i mean, either you failed whatever will save, or fucked up stabbing yourself really bad.

    Like, stabbed the dishwasher behind you bad.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    This place really should be locked down at night

    no way

    there's no dumb arguments or people getting overly aggressive it's just funtime runtime

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    holy shit blank


    reverse the mind command

    REVERSE THE MIND COMMAND

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Late night GB is the one thing that keeps me sane at slow days at work.

    Like, it is only 3:30 pm right now, I don't get off work till 4.

    The last like 4 hours of my shift is all late night GB.

    I cherish this shit.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Blank, use the spirit bomb to destroy the maggots.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    BLANK DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE

    HE CRITICALLY FAILS AT SUICIDE CAUSING HIM TO RISE TO EVEN GREATER POWERS

    BLANK YOU MAY TAKE ONE FREE ACTION AND AUTOMATICALLY SUCCEED

    Knowing my time has come

    I take off my sunglasses

    Taking a salt-encrusted quarter and feed it into the jukebox

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZQxH_8raCI

    TAKE ME HOME, MAGGOT HATING JESUS

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Punch Steve in the Snout and run away with Tal!

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    (I will rise more powerful in the day, hate is eternal, etc.)

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    This place really should be locked down at night

    no way

    there's no dumb arguments or people getting overly aggressive it's just funtime runtime

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    AND THUS ENDS THE GIANT BOMB THREAD: NiGHTS

    I would like to thank all of my contributing players (Order by appearance)

    Blankzilla
    Mike Blais
    -Tal
    Miscellaneous Insanity
    Melding

    and all of you readers out there at home! We hope you enjoyed our show!

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    given the powers of God Almighty Himself, a free action to do any one thing at all

    Blankzilla, Internet Poster, changes the jukebox song

    Cilla Black on
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    given the powers of God Almighty Himself, a free action to do anything at all

    Blankzilla, Internet Poster, changes the jukebox song
    Priorities, man

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Ryckert's grasp at remembering names by butchering them incredibly is my favorite new thing

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