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GIANT BOMB 2: THE OFFICIAL FANTHREAD FOR THE BARENAKED LADIES

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    weak shit haunting

    EDIT: Great top post, I must say.

    Undead Scottsman on
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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    not impressed, ghost(s)

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    im basically unhauntable if that roll is to be believed

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d100 for HAWNTEN'

    HAWNTEN':
    1d100 89 [1d100=89]

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Geth roll 1d20 for no fargin'

    fargin':
    1d20 3 [1d20=3]

    SCREECH OF THE FARG on
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    hmmm. lotta acne commercials on adult swim

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Man you guys I just got a farg shiver, weirdest thing

    I miss that guy

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Man you guys I just got a frag shiver, weirdest thing

    I miss that guy

    i don't! he kept going on and on about how relationships are like two islands mutually adrift in a sea of isolation it was really getting on my nerves

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Nah relationships are more like

    a beer

    they look good

    they smell good

    you'd step over your own mother just to get one

    but you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    I'm looking up artsy stuff for inspiration and ideas for one of those artsy things you get the drive to do

    and like always it gets smothered by a sudden and immediate sense of dread

    Not sure where it comes from and not sure what to do about it

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    SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    you joke but if I was a ghost you would miss me and the way I said that stuff about relationships

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Farg... I haven't thought about that guy in forever

    Did he just leave or...?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    So I said yeah, you want that money? Come over and find it 'cause I don't know where it is ya baloney! You make me wanna retch... zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Man you guys I just got a frag shiver, weirdest thing

    I miss that guy

    i don't! he kept going on and on about how relationships are like two islands mutually adrift in a sea of isolation it was really getting on my nerves

    What if you are literally an island

    Didn't think of that did you huntera



    Jerk

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    rfilyaw wrote: »
    Farg... I haven't thought about that guy in forever

    Did he just leave or...?

    frag? yeah that guy left a year or two ago

    was never sure why

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Sometimes when it's real quiet and I listen to the wind I can still hear Farg's voice.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 to possess Farg's long-dead body

    to possess Farg's long-dead body:
    1d20 2 [1d20=2]

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d10 for giving a touching eulogy at Farg's memorial service

    giving a touching eulogy at Farg's memorial service:
    1d10 5 [1d10=5]

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    Man you guys I just got a frag shiver, weirdest thing

    I miss that guy

    i don't! he kept going on and on about how relationships are like two islands mutually adrift in a sea of isolation it was really getting on my nerves

    What if you are literally an island

    Didn't think of that did you huntera



    Jerk

    My being a jerk has nothing to do with this

    besides if I was really a jerk I'd butcher frag's famous line about how relationships are like two islands mutually adrift in a sea of isolation

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d20 to quantify how many farget-me-nots are laying atop that unfortunately occupied plot

    to quantify how many farget-me-nots are laying atop that unfortunately occupied plot:
    1d20 8 [1d20=8]

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for say nice things about Ronnie

    say nice things about Ronnie:
    1d20 9 [1d20=9]

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    :s

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for driving past Farg's memorial service without any clue who that even is

    driving past Farg's memorial service without any clue who that even is:
    1d20 12 [1d20=12]

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    I'm seeing a lot of indifference to Farg's death, here.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    It's not a fucking coincidence that every roll involving farg expect the one that doesn't know who he is has been a complete failure

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    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 to feel for a hidden switch on Farg's tombstone

    a hidden switch:
    1d20 6 [1d20=6]

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    But I love loved farg so

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for Farg having ever existed in this timeline and anyone anywhere having any recollection of it

    Farg having ever existed in this timeline and anyone anywhere having any recollection of it:
    1d20 14 [1d20=14]

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for Farg is haunting these dice to make them roll low

    Farg is haunting these dice to make them roll low:
    1d20 17 [1d20=17]

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    JohnHam wrote: »
    Geth, roll 1d20 to feel for a hidden switch on Farg's tombstone

    you don't find a hidden switch, but you do find a "hidden" switch blade sticking out of the back that someone had stabbed into it

    weird

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for Getting that BNL song Odds Are out of my head

    Getting that BNL song Odds Are out of my head:
    1d20 18 [1d20=18]

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    HugmasterGeneralHugmasterGeneral Poopmaster General YobuttRegistered User regular
    Geth, roll 1d20 for Put that song back in Cilla's head

    Put that song back in Cilla's head:
    1d20 2 [1d20=2]

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    It was a critical failure Ronnie but worked anyway

    I'm watching the video again

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Checking in to mention that I really loved Mike Blais' joke about Minnesota.

    No more deer incidents so far . I played 18 holes of golf yesterday and was terrible at it, though. Also, I have convinced my dad to play Android Netrunner with me tomorrow.

    Oh, and lacking much else to do up here, I've fallen down the Fire Emblem hole again. I will list my shipping grid at some later date.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d20 for how many deer I would like to orbital strike.

    how many deer I would like to orbital strike:
    1d20 17 [1d20=17]

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Geth roll 1d100 for How many frantic, terrified, bloody, claw marks exist on the inside of Farg's coffin lid

    How many frantic, terrified, bloody, claw marks exist:
    1d100 7 [1d100=7]

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Giant Bomb Nights: Throwing Dark

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    SEVEN?

    That's too low a number for it to actually be random frantic scratchings.

    Farg was trying to tell us something.

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