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Rasputin

trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
Gregory...


Efimovich...


Rasputin...


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The man




The cock





The LEGEND



Used special powers to fuck over thousands of women

Rumored to have made sweet beard-love to the Tzar's wife, the Tzar's four daughters, the Tzar's chambermaids, and most of the servant-girls

His cock was alleged to have been 13 inches in length

It was also possibly worshiped by a group of Fertility Priestesses in Paris long after he died

Women in politics would submit to his political influence if he took up residence with them

A female assassin belonging to a "Rasputin Survivor's Support Group" tried to kill him, guts hanging out and everything.

He COULD HEAL WITH HIS GODDAMN HANDS AND HIS MIND

In order to kill him it took:
1.) Enough poison to kill ten men.
2.) A shooting.
3.) A stabbing.
4.) A beating.
5.) A drowning.
6.) Three fucking hours underneath the ice



This might be his cock
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He came up with a religion that required him to have sex and orgies in order to reach God


Hearsay?
Rumor?
Dubious evidence?

You only wish you could reach up to a fraction of the hearsay, rumor and legend that exist about this man while dead then you will reach alive.



(tl:dr; 13 inch COCK)

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ra-Ra-Rasputin.

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  • VoranthVoranth MI NOMBRE, POR CIERTO ES DONTÉ!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lover of the russian queen

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That sounds like quite the religion he started there.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It was a shame how he carried on.

    Fuck you rehab for ruining continuity.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Someone should make a historical biographical-porn movie around this guy.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That is one creepy looking dude.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    They killed Rasputin when he was charging up the spirit bomb for 10 episodes. True story.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    if this thread is about awesome late 19th century Russians, i've got a way better one

    Anton Chekhov
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    (read Gusev)

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We should write a cheesy death metal song about Rasputin.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if this thread is about awesome late 19th century Russians, i've got a way better one

    Anton Chekhov

    (read Gusev)

    Could you point me to the awesome part? I'm having trouble finding it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    We should write a cheesy death metal song about Rasputin.

    BeeeeeneeeaATH the RUSS-SIAN SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if this thread is about awesome late 19th century Russians, i've got a way better one

    Anton Chekhov

    (read Gusev)

    Could you point me to the awesome part? I'm having trouble finding it.

    what are you, fucking illiterate?

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    bsjezz wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    if this thread is about awesome late 19th century Russians, i've got a way better one

    Anton Chekhov

    (read Gusev)

    Could you point me to the awesome part? I'm having trouble finding it.

    what are you, fucking illiterate?

    The guy was a cool dude and everything, but he's not nearly as awesome as the legends surrounding Rasputin.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    rasputins-penis.jpg

    RA RA RASPUTIN
    Lover of the Russian queen
    They didn't quit, they wanted his head

    (to put in a jar, for some reason)

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    weak sauce boss in shadow hearts

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    D:

    that's a penis

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    <3 wrote: »
    D:

    that's a penis


    Nsfw sort of
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    It's a goddamned sea monster

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hey guys I saw Rasputin buy a snickers bar and a sports illustrated downtown last week.

    I swear to god it was him.

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pah

    I've seen bigger, wrinklier, creepier cocks.

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  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Even in death the women are captivated by it.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd like to get my hands on that pale-faced blonde rowr

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's a scepter.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I love how, in every picture of it there has to be a woman looking at it.

    I'd love to see a dude staring at it like that.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well..although he helped Russia get effed in the A, he was pretty bad ass. Hell, he made killing children look like baking a cake he was so bad ass.

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    I love how, in every picture of it there has to be a woman looking at it.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey there's a comma missing

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    rasputin.jpg

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This would be a cool thread if there was more info about rasputin in it.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    This would be a cool thread if there was more info about rasputin in it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin%27s_penis

    http://www.alexanderpalace.com/2006rasputin/index.html

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wikipedia wrote:
    A man named Michael Augustine claimed to have purchased the member... [but] officials quickly realized that the item was not a penis, and was in fact a sea cucumber.

    that's the best mistake ever.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    he found out after cooking it up and taking a bite.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    damn it I can't find a good image of Rasputin the Mad Frod =/

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    There should be a story about a man in the near future who grafts Rasputin's penis in place of his own. And gains all of Rasputin's supposed powers but also eventually Rasputin's mind takes over his own...

    Damn that could be a good story.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    in the dramatic conclusion, he would be strangled by his own rabid penis

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    There should be a story about a woman in the near future who grafts Rasputin's penis in place of his own. And gains all of Rasputin's supposed powers but also eventually Rasputin's mind takes over her own...

    Damn that could be a good story.

    Fixed. Now it can be easily adapted into porn.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    There should be a story about a man in the near future who grafts Rasputin's penis in place of his own. And gains all of Rasputin's supposed powers but also eventually Rasputin's mind takes over his own...

    Damn that could be a good story.

    No cock of Vecna jokes please.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    He was a pretty scary dude in the Anastasia cartoon.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    RASPUTIN.jpg

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Rasput.jpg

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