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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    At the cinema!

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    RMS Oceanic on
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    first thing that pops up in my face when the page loads is that faking dolphin

    GAH

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    elitedaily.com

    Hmm.

    The new thoughtcatalog.com

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    What the

    What

    But

    What

    The consensus earlier was that this was satire.

    hmmmm

    since it's an issue we haven't really solved yet it's a bit too soon to make jokes about it

    especially ones that aren't immediately obvious as jokes

    just comes off as mean

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    @RMS Oceanic‌ , I demand a review!

    Haphazard on
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    @RMS Oceanic‌ , I demand a review!

    Go to the MCU thread in three or so hours.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    G'morning [chat]!

    This seems an acceptable time to get out of bed.

    I hope you're all doing wonderfully!

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    The sum total of existence is laid out before humanity, the creature on this planet best suited to enjoy and appreciate it, and yet people still can't somehow be interesting

    being tedious is more vile to me than any other characteristic; it's such a profound waste

    fak uu

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    elitedaily.com

    Hmm.

    The new thoughtcatalog.com

    Lsr2s6a.png

    What the

    What

    But

    What

    The consensus earlier was that this was satire.

    hmmmm

    since it's an issue we haven't really solved yet it's a bit too soon to make jokes about it

    especially ones that aren't immediately obvious as jokes

    just comes off as mean
    all the articles from this lady are 100% troll clickbait

    look at some of the other titles


    poo
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Woo broke my monthly running record

    By one mile

    Still counts

    It's also lass than half of beasto's monthly mileage

    Fffffuh

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Yesterday was a shit day

    Things are nah so good right nao

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Woo broke my monthly running record

    By one mile

    Still counts

    It's also lass than half of beasto's monthly mileage

    Fffffuh

    i think today my muscle aches have gone enough for me to do a run

    so thats gonna happen!

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Weighed myself and I'm up 5 lbs. Fffffffffffffffffffff

    Wishing this summer wasn't fucking with my schedule of trying to get to my classes. Need to try and start going more regularly and on my off days I need to start doing my yoga.

    desc wrote: »
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Today will be the first run for a week and a half. I'm going to be slow :(

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    So apparently Jon Snow and Ygritte are cave-snoogling in real life.


    Good for them.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
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    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    So apparently Jon Snow and Ygritte are cave-snoogling in real life.


    Good for them.

    well.... [ END OF LAST SEASON GOT SPOILERS ]
    That's one way to stay on set after your character dies I guess ;)

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    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Today will be the first run for a week and a half. I'm going to be slow :(

    Just imagine a big boring tongue chasing you forever

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    was told i had to be on a conference call with a tshirt company today for some reason

    the only thing i said during the entire call was "why am i doing this bullshit?"

    thought i was holding down the secrecy button thing

    wasn't, i guess, maybe it's broken

    either way it was really fucking awkward for everyone except the idiot i work with who text me mid call to say it was the funniest thing i'd ever said

    which is actually a huge insult

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
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    He also runs a pub in Soho, called the John Snow

    Natch

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    really any type of call/meeting we have to do from now on that i can walk away from and make a sandwich without anyone realising half way through i am going to refuse to do

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    I also think it would be weird to get into a relationship with someone that the world has already seen you naked and grinding against.

    I mean, it worked for Moyer and Paquin, but it just seems like an extra layer of bullshit, especially if John Snow ends up having to sleep with other actresses or actors' characters she became friends with on the set.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    Ah, someone who hasn't had a family member die to autoerotic asphyxiation.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    was told i had to be on a conference call with a tshirt company today for some reason

    the only thing i said during the entire call was "why am i doing this bullshit?"

    thought i was holding down the secrecy button thing

    wasn't, i guess, maybe it's broken

    either way it was really fucking awkward for everyone except the idiot i work with who text me mid call to say it was the funniest thing i'd ever said

    which is actually a huge insult

    ouch

    what was the immediate response?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    elitedaily.com

    Hmm.

    The new thoughtcatalog.com

    Lsr2s6a.png

    What the

    What

    But

    What

    The consensus earlier was that this was satire.

    hmmmm

    since it's an issue we haven't really solved yet it's a bit too soon to make jokes about it

    especially ones that aren't immediately obvious as jokes

    just comes off as mean

    It's cribbing the onion's style but taking both sides of the issue. It's kind of clever; it's designed to be offensive no matter what you believe.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    815165 wrote: »
    was told i had to be on a conference call with a tshirt company today for some reason

    the only thing i said during the entire call was "why am i doing this bullshit?"

    thought i was holding down the secrecy button thing

    wasn't, i guess, maybe it's broken

    either way it was really fucking awkward for everyone except the idiot i work with who text me mid call to say it was the funniest thing i'd ever said

    which is actually a huge insult

    ouch

    what was the immediate response?

    the worlds longest silence followed by desperate scrambling from the people on our side

    i went to get a sandwich

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I hope the FCC rips Verizon a new asshole.

    I mean there are plenty of assholes already at Verizon, but still.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    Roast routines are fun.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    815165 wrote: »
    was told i had to be on a conference call with a tshirt company today for some reason

    the only thing i said during the entire call was "why am i doing this bullshit?"

    thought i was holding down the secrecy button thing

    wasn't, i guess, maybe it's broken

    either way it was really fucking awkward for everyone except the idiot i work with who text me mid call to say it was the funniest thing i'd ever said

    which is actually a huge insult

    Oh my god, hahahahahah.

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    So, no reference then?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    Roast routines are fun.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gfhM4_ogwo

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    KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    @casual

    You about the week of independence vote? May be in Aberdeen for a day en route to the North for a hol

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    Roast routines are fun.

    Read this as "racist routines" and went O_O for a moment.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    There is something amazing about the smell of overly sweet trash deli coffee in the morning

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    Roast routines are fun.

    Read this as "racist routines" and went O_O for a moment.

    those can be funny as well

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Mortious wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    elitedaily.com

    Hmm.

    The new thoughtcatalog.com

    Lsr2s6a.png

    What the

    What

    But

    What

    The consensus earlier was that this was satire.

    hmmmm

    since it's an issue we haven't really solved yet it's a bit too soon to make jokes about it

    especially ones that aren't immediately obvious as jokes

    just comes off as mean

    The same author also wrote "Guys Without Abs Should Basically Kill Themselves," "Don't Forget To Inspect Your Anus For Brown Recluse Spiders," and "I'm One Of Those Moms That's Breastfeeding Her Kids Through Puberty."

    I don't know what she's satirizing but my thought is, she's satirizing how fucking stupid ThoughtCatalog is and how stupid it's contributors are. I hope, anyway.

    Her tagline is "Just a fun mom and a teacher at a retarded school. I like recipes and my kids."

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/nicole-mullen/

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    @Deebaser
    Deebaser wrote: »
    tried playing netrunner with mrs deebs.
    it went. poorly.
    this game dumb.

    Did you watch the FFG tutorial video to get an idea of the game beforehand? I know the first instinct is to dive in and learn the game by playing but their tutorial video really does a great job of laying out the basic concepts of servers, ice, icebreakers and agendas.

    @Bogart‌
    I did. She did not.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    COMEDY IS NOT A SAFE SPACE

    MY OWN PERSONAL CALVARY

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    Roast routines are fun.

    Read this as "racist routines" and went O_O for a moment.

    Whatever, cracka.

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