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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    i have arisen from torpor, and now I must feed on the blood of the...ooh toast sounds good

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    As a racist, I, too, find racist routines fun, but also thought-provoking and normalizing.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i want to produce a foodstuff called Blood of Toast now.

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.

    Gonmun on
    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    It is never too soon to make jokes about something.

    *Goes to open mic night, bases entire routine off personal and professional failings of comedian who preceded him*

    I saw a professional do 5 mins on the professional who proceeded him and acted like a knob

    it really won the crowd over, people who showed up late had no fucking idea what was going on

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.

    What games ya got on PS3?

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    COMEDY IS NOT A SAFE SPACE

    MY OWN PERSONAL CALVARY

    I've got one of those myself
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    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.
    If you'd followed him to the car park and stabbed him in the neck you'd now have a PS3 and a PS4

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i got onto payroll about my wages

    they have an online system where you can check your details

    apparently what I got last month was an advance on this month's wages, so this month I'll be getting a third of what I should be getting

    WHAT A SHITTY SYSTEM

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.

    What games ya got on PS3?

    Me and the boy share them but we've got MGS: Revengeance, Arkham Asylum, just picked up Saints Row 4 with the add-ons bundled in, Saints Row 2, COD: Ghosts...god I'm going to have to go through as I can't remember all of them now. lol

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    no sleep infinite work body fall apart

    opiates?

    poo
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.
    If you'd followed him to the car park and stabbed him in the neck you'd now have a PS3 and a PS4

    Well, here's the kicker. A couple of hours after that I saw a ps4 go up on kijiji (Canadian version of Craig's List for those who don't know what it is) for $450. The one at this place was $349 since it was used and I would have gotten trade in credit but I found it rather coincidental and hope that this guy didn't just buy it to try and turn around and sell it for a profit.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    no sleep infinite work body fall apart

    opiates?

    no, it sounds like you need meth right now.

    Definitely meth. That will keep you running and alert.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    MsAnthropyMsAnthropy The Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm The City of FlowersRegistered User regular
    i want to produce a foodstuff called Blood of Toast now.

    Weren't you looking for a Patreon or Kickstarter to launch?

    Luscious Sounds Spotify Playlist

    "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.
    If you'd followed him to the car park and stabbed him in the neck you'd now have a PS3 and a PS4

    Well, here's the kicker. A couple of hours after that I saw a ps4 go up on kijiji (Canadian version of Craig's List for those who don't know what it is) for $450. The one at this place was $349 since it was used and I would have gotten trade in credit but I found it rather coincidental and hope that this guy didn't just buy it to try and turn around and sell it for a profit.

    Why do you hate capitalism, Gonmun?

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    MsAnthropyMsAnthropy The Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm The City of FlowersRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    no sleep infinite work body fall apart

    opiates?

    no, it sounds like you need meth right now.

    Definitely meth. That will keep you running and alert.

    It will not, however, keep your teeth.

    Luscious Sounds Spotify Playlist

    "The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    MrAnthropy wrote: »
    i want to produce a foodstuff called Blood of Toast now.

    Weren't you looking for a Patreon or Kickstarter to launch?

    haha.

    I'm no cook, though. Plus, i can't think of anything appealing i could call Blood of Toast.

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    no sleep infinite work body fall apart

    opiates?

    Why arent you getting sleep?

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    no sleep infinite work body fall apart

    opiates?

    Why arent you getting sleep?

    His parents wronged Freddy Krueger...

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    according to this I got paid, but I still have exactly €.01 in my bank account

    goddamnit hurry up

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    according to this I got paid, but I still have exactly €.01 in my bank account

    goddamnit hurry up
    Don't spend it all at once. Despite that being impossible.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Well that sure was a horrific dream involving me and an ex girlfriend killing and compulsively dismembering people

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    according to this I got paid, but I still have exactly €.01 in my bank account

    goddamnit hurry up
    Don't spend it all at once. Despite that being impossible.
    1 euro sweetie; a non-fizzy cola bottle or maybe a jelly bean.

    I convert all currency into penny sweet value, and that's how I compare opportunity cost.

    It has served me well for many years, though I still cannot justify purchasing a house; think of how much sherbet dip that is!

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    So, wife and I decided we'd like to get a PS4. Contacted a local place that would take my ps3 and games on trade towards one and they had one in stock but would not put it on hold as they had apparantly changed their policy in the last 3 weeks. So I scramble to get the stuff together. Between the time of calling and getting there it was about 35 minutes. I walk in the door and a guy is literally just looking at it and decides to go ahead and buy it.

    Needless to say I wasn't overly happy.
    If you'd followed him to the car park and stabbed him in the neck you'd now have a PS3 and a PS4

    Well, here's the kicker. A couple of hours after that I saw a ps4 go up on kijiji (Canadian version of Craig's List for those who don't know what it is) for $450. The one at this place was $349 since it was used and I would have gotten trade in credit but I found it rather coincidental and hope that this guy didn't just buy it to try and turn around and sell it for a profit.

    Why do you hate capitalism, Gonmun?

    Because it interferes with my consumerism!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    i don't think places do penny sweets any more, at least if there was one near me i'd be single handedly keeping it in business

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I don't think the teller would be amused with me trying to take out a cent.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    Well that sure was a horrific dream involving me and an ex girlfriend killing and compulsively dismembering people

    Wait so were the murders or the dismemberments compulsive? Cause murder is like bad whether its premeditated or not but hacking up the bodies for any reason other then trying to dodge a charge is just weird.

    But if that was the premeditated part then you're good bro.

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    man gotta have a code

    fuck gendered marketing
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    My sleep schedule has been kinda fucked from two nights of insomnia. Hopefully it will correct itself tonight though since I can't go to sleep when I get home from work due to movie times.

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    i want to produce a foodstuff called Blood of Toast now.

    There's a coffee called black blood of the mountain. It's pretty great, but pricey. Caffiene content is off the charts, to where they go 'limit to 2 shots a day please'

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    kaleeditykaleedity Sometimes science is more art than science Registered User regular
    buddy had a kidney stone, caught it early, got it taken care of

    that's not the problem though, the problem is dollars

    guy has some of the best insurance available, and the ~38k operation (wtffff?) still costs around 8k wtffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    @syndalis‌

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/30382752/#Comment_30382752

    So I basically pitched this to the manager of scrublords.
    SHE LOVES IT. I mean, she sent back a list of "better" field names, but that is the direction she wants to go in.

    I WAS JOKING, YOU DUMBFUCK.

    Deebaser on
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    @syndalis‌

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/30382752/#Comment_30382752

    So I basically pitched this to the manager of scrublords.
    SHE LOVES IT. I mean, she sent back a list of "better" field names, but that is the direction she wants to go in.

    I WAS JOKING, YOU DUMBFUCK.

    aaaahahahahahahahahahaha

    Fucking priceless.

    I hope exigent makes the cut.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    it wasn't even my joke. I stole from chat.
    unattributed

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    I too friend suffer bouts of insomnia over the fear that the government may try to take away our guns while I'm asleep.
    God bless.

    Bless your heart.
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    someone texted me from a number I don't have saved saying "Hi real name, I'm gonna be working in that cafe near your job if you wanna come get coffee" and I have no idea who this person is

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Tav wrote: »
    someone texted me from a number I don't have saved saying "Hi real name, I'm gonna be working in that cafe near your job if you wanna come get coffee" and I have no idea who this person is

    it's a trap

    a possibly sexy trap

    edit: srsly tho find out whuts up it's intriguing

    815165 on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    someone texted me from a number I don't have saved saying "Hi real name, I'm gonna be working in that cafe near your job if you wanna come get coffee" and I have no idea who this person is

    So respond saying just that

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    someone texted me from a number I don't have saved saying "Hi real name, I'm gonna be working in that cafe near your job if you wanna come get coffee" and I have no idea who this person is

    Coffee probably costs more than a cent.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    someone texted me from a number I don't have saved saying "Hi real name, I'm gonna be working in that cafe near your job if you wanna come get coffee" and I have no idea who this person is

    A really aggressive callgirl, maybe?

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