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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Also, I had a fun exchange at Book of Mormon, tonight, at the arrival of intermission.

    Woman sitting next to me: "I thought you said you weren't Mormon."

    Me: "What?"

    "Earlier, when I asked you about it, you said you weren't Mormon."

    "Well, I wasn't back when you asked me. I'm still not."

    "But you've been mouthing the lyrics to the songs as they're performed on stage."

    "Yeah, I know the words."

    "Then why do you keep saying you're not Mormon?"

    "Because I'm... not?"

    "Then how do you know the words?"

    "I've seen the show before, listened to the soundtrack. You don't need to be Mormon to do either of those things."

    "Then why are you dressed like that?"


    (How I was dressed:)
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    "It's just a fun costume. Think of it like cosplaying."

    "What's cosplaying? Is that a Mormon thing?"

    I then had to explain to her, in detail, what cosplaying is, what it involves, the culture around it, and some examples of it she might come across on select occasions, all to convince her that no, I was not a Mormon just because I was playing pretty dress up.

    I'm still not sure if she fully believed me.

    Hacksaw on
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    Honestly...

    I'd still want more proof, too.

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    ArchangleArchangle Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    Tonight I was out walking in the forest with a cute girl I know who lives nearby.

    We were chatting about how it's hard to find not-idiots to date and that it'd be nice to at least have someone to sleep with.

    And that's about the point in the conversation where I smeared myself in dogshit.

    Should have tried to woo her by singing songs from Frozen to her, by the way

    "Do you want to build a shitman?"

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I got tired of hearing the songs from Frozen as someone would sing them every night at work.

    We begged for the radio to be put back or at least let us use MP3 players. It's really frustrating to go to another store and they have a radio playing music and are at least clean.

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    But you can call meBut you can call me Grand Divina Angela Registered User regular
    My oldest kid had songs from Frozen memorized before we'd even seen the movie, just because she heard it at school so frequently.

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    "What's cosplaying? Is that a Mormon thing?"

    gonna use this line

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    I have like 8 crushes rn

    Two are approaching dangerous levels

    One might be reciprocated but I have no way of knowing

    same! why is everyone in different countries

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    All praise fall

    Wool scarves and corduroy jackets

    It is sooooooooooooo not November yet.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Not going to lie, the Mormon missionary outfit is hot.

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    KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Also, I had a fun exchange at Book of Mormon, tonight, at the arrival of intermission.

    Woman sitting next to me: "I thought you said you weren't Mormon."

    Me: "What?"

    "Earlier, when I asked you about it, you said you weren't Mormon."

    "Well, I wasn't back when you asked me. I'm still not."

    "But you've been mouthing the lyrics to the songs as they're performed on stage."

    "Yeah, I know the words."

    "Then why do you keep saying you're not Mormon?"

    "Because I'm... not?"

    "Then how do you know the words?"

    "I've seen the show before, listened to the soundtrack. You don't need to be Mormon to do either of those things."

    "Then why are you dressed like that?"


    (How I was dressed:)
    IMG_20140805_101705_825_zpsfohrljuk.jpg

    "It's just a fun costume. Think of it like cosplaying."

    "What's cosplaying? Is that a Mormon thing?"

    I then had to explain to her, in detail, what cosplaying is, what it involves, the culture around it, and some examples of it she might come across on select occasions, all to convince her that no, I was not a Mormon just because I was playing pretty dress up.

    I'm still not sure if she fully believed me.

    Yeah, but then why were you dressed like that?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    After I got badly burned in the last time I had unrequited love I have yet to feel the feelings that are a crush much less that amount of interest in someone.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I haven't had a Crush in a very long time.

    Or any soda pop for that matter.

    I think I might've had something around Christmas.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I had crush on me the other day
    But then the racks are missing a lot of those rails so one loose bottle or someone shakes the rack and a lot of bottles come falling out
    It's best to run or such when that happens

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    But you can call meBut you can call me Grand Divina Angela Registered User regular
    I have some crush... 40

    songs

    stuck in my head?

    Yeah I dunno that's probably not a real joke I should've slept

    Live and learn, eh?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i have a crush on swill

    i'm gonna get a snapchat just so i can send him dong pics

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    my one rule of love is don't develop crushes

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    always be crushing

    never not had a crush

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Just made plans to go gay camping in two weeks, should be fun!

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I swear every person in this city has a six pack and shuns shirts

    I think even the dogs have six packs

    It's great eye candy but it's putting my lazy, six packless body on blast

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Just made plans to go gay camping in two weeks, should be fun!

    Cant appreciate the graphics at home eh?

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    I swear every person in this city has a six pack and shuns shirts

    I think even the dogs have six packs

    It's great eye candy but it's putting my lazy, six packless body on blast

    Disagree button!

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    i wonder

    i think only like...two girls have had a crush on me

    wait no three!

    not a bad number probably

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    What if you're not a player, you just crush a lot?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i wonder

    i think only like...two girls have had a crush on me

    wait no three!

    not a bad number probably

    You have to multply known crushes by 2 then add a 10% increase for potential fetishes you meet ctiteria for. Then multiply by 0.
    This is your actual crush value.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    TefTef Registered User regular
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    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    the perfect day-after text

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Tef, do you have neato boobs?

    Is this what you're trying to tell us?

    Yukira on
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    A bird watcher, eh?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Tef wrote: »
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    And you never said you're welcome.

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Dang. It has been maybe four years since I had a crush?

    Feeling like a robot over here.

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    TefTef Registered User regular
    That text encapsulates my life tbh

    After all, at the end of the day I think we can all agree that boobs are neato

    help a fellow forumer meet their mental health care needs because USA healthcare sucks!

    Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better

    bit.ly/2XQM1ke
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    WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    I crushed super hard on my ex before we dated.

    And I have gay crushes on a few actors.

    But that "make you stupid" feeling you can develop for people does not typically happen for me and honestly it's a lot easier to handle.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I swear every person in this city has a six pack and shuns shirts

    I think even the dogs have six packs

    It's great eye candy but it's putting my lazy, six packless body on blast

    you just live around all the rich people what don't need to work, and so are able to gym all day. it's an unfair advantage!

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    GSMGSM Registered User regular
    Turambar wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    "What's cosplaying? Is that a Mormon thing?"

    gonna use this line

    Mormon? Nah, I'm not really into pokemon.

    We'll get back there someday.
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i wonder

    i think only like...two girls have had a crush on me

    wait no three!

    not a bad number probably

    You have to multply known crushes by 2 then add a 10% increase for potential fetishes you meet ctiteria for. Then multiply by 0.
    This is your actual crush value.

    hey......

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    I don't know if many (any?) people have had a crush on me. I mean yeah I've had girlfriends and stuff but has some girl ever gone to bed and lay there pining over FAQ thinking, how can I make him like me???

    FAQ on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I have had girls crush on me that I've been aware of. It's always while I'm in a relationship and not always women I'd be attracted to if I were available but it's a weird feeling for a dude who was a very ugly duckling in his youth. I don't really know how to respond to it.

    I really wish my co-worker would quit telling me how handsome I am but at this point I'll deal with that over all the unwanted touching and brushing against me and stuff.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    I don't know if many (any?) people have had a crush on me. I mean yeah I've had girlfriends and stuff but has some girl ever gone to bed and lay there pining over FAQ thinking, how can I make him like me???

    hello

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I tend to be pretty oblivious when people have a crush on me until they actually act on it. It has led to some awkward moments.

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    i wonder

    i think only like...two girls have had a crush on me

    wait no three!

    not a bad number probably

    You have to multply known crushes by 2 then add a 10% increase for potential fetishes you meet ctiteria for. Then multiply by 0.
    This is your actual crush value.

    Why are you repeating step one at the end????

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