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I BRING YOU [Love]

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    It really doesn't take a lot of effort to cook something up :D

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Oh hey you're gonna wanna use roma tomatoes because they're a bit meatier and not as watery as some others.

    You know what's awesome? Heirloom tomato salads. The place my wife works at has them and they're great. Just some thick, crisp slices of heirloom tomato with some fresh mozzerella cheese, basil, and basil-infused olive oil.

    Fuck I love tomatoes

    You are an evil person, and we are forever enemies from this day forward.

    Fuck tomatoes.

    Fuck tomatoes.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    (I really don't like tomatoes.)

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    It's apple!

    Get some vanilla ice cream and cinnamon on that stuff pronto!

    Nah nah, that's way too heavy

    Small piece of apple is just sweet enough to be delicious without making me feel awful and gross in this heat

    Usagi on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    It really doesn't take a lot of effort to cook something up :D

    Any effort more than putting it in a microwave is too much. Hell, sometimes that's too much and I'll eat whatever it is frozen.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    These frozen waffles are just a little too hard.

    I'll just sit on them for a while, I guess uuuuhguhhuuhg

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I'm, uh, really fucking lazy

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  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Holy shit why is it so hot in portland right now

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I really want it to rain here.

    Sleeping in a storm is great.

    Also our city is letting us use tap water again. I guess it isn't toxic now.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    @Quid‌ I SEE YOU READING THIS THREAD YOU CREEPY THREAD READING CREEPER

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Wait Uriel do you live in portland

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    No toledo ohio.

    What your water wasn't toxic too was it?

    Also it has be a mild summer here just real dry.

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Cooking is great. Everyone should cook.

    I got a book on brewing various drinks (soda, beer, wine, mead, sake) and I really want to do it, bu you need a lot of extra stuff that I don't have. Looking at it it seems like the initial cost is the biggest hurdle, but it's a pretty sizeable cost.

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    this seems to be a food and love thread now
    which works well for this forum

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Don't mix food and love.

    Or if you do, don't eat the food afterwards.

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Holy shit why is it so hot in portland right now

    I have no idea but it's gross as hell right now

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Ugh high of 93 it hasn't even been getting that hot here in the midwest

    And why are they finding so many people in the willamette. I'll bet I know half of them. >_>

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    It's apple!

    Get some vanilla ice cream and cinnamon on that stuff pronto!

    Nah nah, that's way too heavy

    Small piece of apple is just sweet enough to be delicious without making me feel awful and gross in this heat

    But the ice cream would be nice and cool!

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Seriously though i want to brew some mead

    Or sake

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Seriously though i want to brew some mead

    Or sake

    This is pretty easy to do!

    http://www.stormthecastle.com/mead/fast-cheap-mead-making.htm

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Cooking is great. Everyone should cook.

    I got a book on brewing various drinks (soda, beer, wine, mead, sake) and I really want to do it, bu you need a lot of extra stuff that I don't have. Looking at it it seems like the initial cost is the biggest hurdle, but it's a pretty sizeable cost.

    I've been looking at making my own bitters recently, and I've had similar problems

    I've got a great spice shop down the street from me that will sell me most of it, but it's still a decent cost, and then you have to wait like a month minimum to find out whether or not you wasted your money

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    The whole foods here (well one of them) has a HUGE homebrewing section, and I'm pretty sure everything I'd need would be there

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Wanna meet somebody

    blow em away with some awesome food

    and then blow em

  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Seriously though i want to brew some mead

    Or sake

    I think the key is to have cheap (or free) but quality ingredient.

    I was out today looking after my wild apple and pear trees, gotta get some bushel baskets before long. the walnuts will come in before the late apples so I do have some time. I will buy a juicer and experiment with hard cider and/or applejack.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Don't mix food and love.

    Or if you do, don't eat the food afterwards.

    But what about all the stories of eating chocolate/maple/etc sauces off your partner(s)' nude bodies?

    Psykoma on
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Don't mix food and love.

    Or if you do, don't eat the food afterwards.

    But what about all the stories of eating chocolate/maple/etc sauces off your partner(s)' nude bodies?

    Tried that once. Too sweet and sticky and messy and gross. Looked like I murdered an entire basket of chocolate bunnies and smeared them all over

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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    you don't fucking coat them in it

    drizzle some chocolate syrup on her chest or something you aren't putting primer on a house

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  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Just dump the entire mayo jar out on her chest. Then walk away.

    Steam ID: Corporate Red
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    LOOK, THE LID CAME OFF ON ACCIDENT OKAY?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I'd probably just end up eating the food.

    Like, yeah, you're really sexy and stuff, but, look, whipped cream is really good and I will get more of it in my mouth if I just sit here and squirt it in.

    Why don't we just have sex and then make sundaes?

    The sundaes will be something to look forward to when we're just try to get through the whole sex thing.

  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Chocolate syrup lickin' and body shots are fun.

    Never had to bring out a tarp or anything, but I do wish I had a bed tarp.
    or sex, for that matter

    Sir Platypus on
  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Since once again I had the bad habit of reading the thread backwards and forwards.

    If any of my Co workers saw my OKC profile I don't know what I would think other than curiosity.

    Really like I said I do regret sending the two times I was asked and sent dick pics. when someone drives 8 hours overnight just to meet with you is rather surprising. and another calls you long distance for phone sex and conversations.

    I worked with someone that would rave about his first time and follow ups were with a MILF in a rather loud and boastful manner. He was dumber than a box of rocks.

    What is tumblr even. Just a blog site, I thought?

    The place for PORN!




  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Other than food I have played with another substance during sex..........
    But then she was into it.....

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    And it's not poop

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Was it poop?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Brainleech getting down with those Asbestos freaks.

  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    What even is sex? The answer might surprise you. Find out tonight, on your 11 o'clock local news.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    What is sex? Find out with this one weird tip that makes doctors HATE her!

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

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