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I BRING YOU [Love]

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    mully wrote: »
    What is sex? Find out with this one weird tip that makes doctors HATE her!

    Kinda NSFW, but:

    http://reductress.com/post/8-sex-positions-that-will-blow-his-mind-and-destroy-his-penis/

    Moriveth on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    you're one of my favourites, @Moriveth‌

  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

    Me. <3

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    My wife and I are going to see Guardians Of The Galaxy on the 12th!

    We'd see it sooner but 1) Having a kid means you have to make sure someone can watch said kid when you want a night out and 2) I hate crowded movie theaters, so I figure a tuesday night show shouldn't be too bad (though it is still summer)

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Brainleech getting down with those Asbestos freaks.
    Naw she was into vampirism
    Had her dental assistant to pull her canines to replace with vampire like fangs and they were ever so sharp.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    My wife and I are going to see Guardians Of The Galaxy on the 12th!

    We'd see it sooner but 1) Having a kid means you have to make sure someone can watch said kid when you want a night out and 2) I hate crowded movie theaters, so I figure a tuesday night show shouldn't be too bad (though it is still summer)

    I love that fact they start to show movies here at 10am ish few people go to the theaters at that hour and after the movie's over I can go get lunch.

    I would go see GotG this week but I am ever so busy sigh

  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I'm apparently an okcupid moderator.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    wrong thread

    Grey Ghost on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Don't mix food and love.

    Or if you do, don't eat the food afterwards.

    But what about all the stories of eating chocolate/maple/etc sauces off your partner(s)' nude bodies?

    Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    that actually forms a pretty decent accidental joke

    in love news, the closest thing i get in terms of physical interaction lately is writing specialized erotic fiction for people

    i should turn this into a business

    like "hey, are you fucking terrible with words? do you sweat whenever youre in public. do you have a significant other whose motor you want to rev up?"

    "presenting that wrong love, LLC's Nasty Letters. youre not james joyce, but now you dont have to be. we'll write whatever fucked up shit you want us to, taking into account you and your partners history, their turn ons, and for an extra surcharge we can turn it into a love letter they can whack off to!"

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    I'll take 8!

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Holy shit why is it so hot in portland right now

    I have no idea but it's gross as hell right now

    I just spent 3 hours in a room with 20 other people and a lot of video games. It was disgusting.

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Eugh screw all that

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    I'll take 8!

    its one of my many get quick rich schemes i want to follow through on

    then getting messages back from people

    "man, thanks for writing about my husbands frenulum. i didn't know you could write a paragraph about that"

    YOU CAN'T MA'AM, I CAN AND THATS WHY IM THE BEST IN THE BIZ

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    I wont be back for a bit anyway. I need to get some clothes put together, scrape up money for a plane ticket (cuz I'm not taking a goddamn bus anywhere farther than 2 hours away EVER AGAIN), and sort of put together a plan of action for when I hit the ground there. It's gonna be at least 4 months unless I can get some help with the ticket.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    How hot was it in Portland?
    It was a rather comfortable 82F Mostly Cloudy today

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    How hot was it in Portland?
    It was a rather comfortable 82F Mostly Cloudy today

    We got a high of 93, which when I was in illinois would have been pretty typical.

    But I am not in Illinois. I am in Oregon. My land of rain and clouds where every day is coffee and a jacket next to a rainy window. It's beautiful and I love it.

    93 is not rainy, it is not jacket, and I have no idea how to make these god damn shorts look good.

  • chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Booty pop?

  • DirtyDirtyVagrantDirtyDirtyVagrant Registered User regular
    Wow, a one-way plane ticket to Portland booked on Expedia is cheaper than a god damned Greyhound ticket.

    WHAT in the actual fuck

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Psykoma wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Don't mix food and love.

    Or if you do, don't eat the food afterwards.

    But what about all the stories of eating chocolate/maple/etc sauces off your partner(s)' nude bodies?

    Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

    Right? Thank you.

  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

    I've never held hands!

    Well, at least in any sort of romantic context.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Wow, a one-way plane ticket to Portland booked on Expedia is cheaper than a god damned Greyhound ticket.

    WHAT in the actual fuck

    Because Making for Oregon is suicide as DOS games have shown

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Love is pretty grand, you guys.

    Unrequited love is the worst though, just go and get right out of here with that. Ain't nobody happy with that situation.

    Anyway my girlfriend and I are throwing a big party this month and it's more than it seems...

  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    I recently went on a date with a girl who told me during the date that she recently broke up with her baby daddy of 8 years, and then proceeded to try to use me as a therapist to validate herself. I am a pretty good therapist in this situation.

    "After you finish this shot of 3 wise men, you need to write a letter to your ex explaining how his recent actions make you feel. Then we can leave it on his car hood" (weighted down by a can of sardines because he has no wipers)" . It will be very cathartic. Call me soon? "

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand another satisfied customer. man i bet there has to be money in this sort of thing

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Love is pretty grand, you guys.

    Unrequited love is the worst though, just go and get right out of here with that. Ain't nobody happy with that situation.

    Anyway my girlfriend and I are throwing a big party this month and it's more than it seems...

    Yo is this an allusion to what I think you are alludin' to??

  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Booty pop?

    I don't have enough booty to pop! Truly a travesty.

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I dunno man, I ain't a mind reader but if you're in Vancouver you should come

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    I am a double poster, though

    #pipe on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    I asked a girl on tinder out to pizza and the new TMNT movie.

    I don't want to see the movie, but I am glad I was clever enough to make dinner and a movie into a theme.

  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    DAVE IS THE SURPRISE CAKE?

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    maybe its an orgy

    or an intervention

    or uh, both

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    It is a potluck so I don't know if there will be cake!

    One of our friends is a pastry chef, but she's bringing donuts.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

    I've never held hands!

    Well, at least in any sort of romantic context.

    It's a little corny, but It can be really great too. I like pda though, so I am biased. I would dance down the road, if I could get away with it.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    maybe its an orgy

    or an intervention

    or uh, both

    We brought everyone here, because they are people who care about you and want you to have an orgy.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

    I've never held hands!

    Well, at least in any sort of romantic context.

    It's a little corny, but It can be really great too. I like pda though, so I am biased. I would dance down the road, if I could get away with it.

    I don't think I've had an ex where we didn't hold hands. Even just watching movies.

    Contact is the best.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i love a decent caeser salad

    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    I wish I could be in vancouver for your rad as shit potluck.

    Instead I will continue pretending that I like 90F weather until I really feel that way

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