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I BRING YOU [Love]

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    Anyone held hands on a date recently? I hope ya'll have some fun dates.

    I've never held hands!

    Well, at least in any sort of romantic context.

    It's a little corny, but It can be really great too. I like pda though, so I am biased. I would dance down the road, if I could get away with it.

    I don't think I've had an ex where we didn't hold hands. Even just watching movies.

    Contact is the best.

    I think the book was much better.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    maybe its an orgy

    or an intervention

    or uh, both

    We brought everyone here, because they are people who care about you and want you to have an orgy.

    "steve, we love you. why dont we ever just have an orgy in your backyard anymore? its like i dont even know you anymore. we played baseball together"

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Broken image :(

    this will not do

    As I tried to post before, here is a picture of me and my pretty girlfriend at a wedding!
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Jane I agree with so many of the views you hold

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    its because theyre the correct ones

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2014
    maybe its an orgy

    or an intervention

    or uh, both

    We brought everyone here, because they are people who care about you and want you to have an orgy.

    "steve, we love you. why dont we ever just have an orgy in your backyard anymore? its like i dont even know you anymore. we played baseball together"

    "Because the last time I had an orgy in the back yard I got ants! ORGIES ARE HOW YOU GET ANTS!"

    Hacksaw on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    maybe its an orgy

    or an intervention

    or uh, both

    We brought everyone here, because they are people who care about you and want you to have an orgy.

    "steve, we love you. why dont we ever just have an orgy in your backyard anymore? its like i dont even know you anymore. we played baseball together"

    "Because the last time I had an orgy in the back yard I got aunts! ORGIES ARE HOW YOU GET AuNTS!"

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    My back yard is a wasteland with a burned out bbq grill and some 55gallon drums
    With two trees and several dead ones
    It's also full of those sticker pants.

    I am tempted to get a remote controlled car or such to drive around the yard since it seems perfect for a rally car at that scale

    But for sex? I would not take that risk.

  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    My back yard is a wasteland with a burned out bbq grill and some 55gallon drums
    With two trees and several dead ones
    It's also full of those sticker pants.

    I am tempted to get a remote controlled car or such to drive around the yard since it seems perfect for a rally car at that scale

    But for sex? I would not take that risk.

    That fits with this perfectly

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    My back yard is a wasteland with a burned out bbq grill and some 55gallon drums
    With two trees and several dead ones
    It's also full of those sticker pants.

    I am tempted to get a remote controlled car or such to drive around the yard since it seems perfect for a rally car at that scale

    But for sex? I would not take that risk.

    That fits with this perfectly

    Q: Is it kosher?
    A:
    No. It is used for porking.


    Q: Is it family friendly?
    A:
    your mom and I had a wonderful time.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    I love all of you. No, seriously! You are all perfect godlike beings of pure light and warmth radiating into the infinite. And stuff.

    Also, I have been MAD bummed lately, yo. Like seriously just all the mayor of Frowntown. I'm a little more optimistic now that I'm gonna be working, and of course my boyfriend has been wonderfully supportive and stuff (I'm gonna try to marry him when we move back to Seattle in the next couple years or so) but gatDAMN I feel like Teenaged Metzger again.

    And ain't nobody want that.

    Also, tumblr is pretty rad. Every time I think I'm following too many blogs about gorgeous androgynous people I get a kitten picture or an interesting historical fact and I'm like "nah the balance seems alright here"

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I do find it funny about Tumblr that oo a cute kitten and porn
    Look at that art and porn
    Well I looked at the porn and now more porn

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I use Tumblr for landscape inspirations, there is a wealth of landscapes, gardens, nature etc on there, its a brilliant resource.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Indeed
    I find some of the of the undersea really beyond breathtaking

  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    My girlfriend and I should come with a public safety warning because we pda all over the place

  • NullzoneNullzone Registered User regular
    That sounds a lot more gross/kinky than I mean it to

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Warning: This couple is still using palmtop technology from 1999.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I use Tumblr for landscape inspirations, there is a wealth of landscapes, gardens, nature etc on there, its a brilliant resource.

    i saw yours, its really great!

    i'm sorry you saw mine!

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    I use Tumblr for landscape inspirations, there is a wealth of landscapes, gardens, nature etc on there, its a brilliant resource.

    i saw yours, its really great!

    i'm sorry you saw mine!

    Hahaha yours was a tad too nsfw for me! "scroll... scroll... whoa, well fancy that."

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    heh! yeah, i try to really plaster the nsfw part out there. just uh, dont ever look at this at work unless you want to get superfired and then Double Fired

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    i love a good spicy cornbread

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    So fired they'll rehire me just to fire me again.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Warning: This couple is still using palmtop technology from 1999.

    That is what I think of first when people say PDA
    Sadly I still have mine from about 2000 ish it has a bunch of pics I want off it
    But it uses a rather long flash card so I might be able to get the stuff off it?

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    It only took me two hours to come up with what I should've said after I ran into cute-girl-who-always-asks-me-for-tech-support at the coffee machine and she said hi to me.

    It's "Coffee, huh? In the morning? It's a little cliché, but if it works for you..."

    It's not what I actually said, which is "Hi, what's up?", then she said "I'm good" and then a minute of horrible silence until she walked away with her coffee.

    BoooOOOooooOOO it is me, the spirit of the stairs.

    SimBen on
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  • KaplarKaplar On Google MapsRegistered User regular
    nope! chicken pot pie is great. any sort of casserole where you put those little crunchy onion things on top? im a fan of that i love that

    i came here to post about love and my lack of it i guess but

    i just ate this

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    dat chicken pot pie wit truffle and foie gras n shit

    Wanna dip that pie crust into some corn and crab bisque.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Furry Housemate got a boyfriend, this means at some point I will have to hear them have Furry Sex. That will be a novelty.

  • wrong_buttonwrong_button Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Furry Housemate got a boyfriend, this means at some point I will have to hear them have Furry Sex. That will be a novelty.

    In my mind, for whatever reason, I assume this sounds like someone jumping on a bag of doggy squeak-toys. I don't know why either, but I'm also not out to have this idea disproved.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I don't think it will be that different from Regular Sex

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    I don't think it will be that different from Regular Sex

    Speaking from experience, are we?

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Furry Housemate got a boyfriend, this means at some point I will have to hear them have Furry Sex. That will be a novelty.

    Don't worry, they'll be considerate and play loud music to cover it up.

    "Bark at the Moon"

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    I don't think it will be that different from Regular Sex

    Speaking from experience, are we?

    I wish!

  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    My roommate and I take care of each other. We're pretty much in constant contact, and before she and I got a place together, we'd hang out every day, go drinking, go hiking, see movies, read books, shoot the shit. It's incredibly nice to have someone that legitimately has my back, as my old roommates were my friends, but they didn't seem to - one of them was my best friend for 10 years, and he was a totally good guy, but towards the end of our lease he became extremely negative and selfish. And his pay schedule was erratic so I had to help cover rent sometimes because 'painkillers don't work' and only weed did.

    So to change from that to someone whom, I recently came off unemployment and there's a lag period between when I started and my first check (I'm hoping this Friday), willfully and without complaint paid almost the entire month's rent and then took me out drinking. Someone who, when I was talking to them today about how I left my lunch money at home offered to bring me something from Starbucks because she gets a discount. Someone who randomly checks in just to see how I'm doing.

    Don't get me wrong, we're not in love with each other. But we certainly love each other a great deal.

    And it's awesome.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I don't think it will be that different from Regular Sex

    Probably, but it amuses me!

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Furry Housemate got a boyfriend, this means at some point I will have to hear them have Furry Sex. That will be a novelty.

    The correct term is yiffing, gosh

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Furry Housemate got a boyfriend, this means at some point I will have to hear them have Furry Sex. That will be a novelty.

    Don't worry, they'll be considerate and play loud music to cover it up.

    "Bark at the Moon"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    It only took me two hours to come up with what I should've said after I ran into cute-girl-who-always-asks-me-for-tech-support at the coffee machine and she said hi to me.

    It's "Coffee, huh? In the morning? It's a little cliché, but if it works for you..."

    It's not what I actually said, which is "Hi, what's up?", then she said "I'm good" and then a minute of horrible silence until she walked away with her coffee.

    BoooOOOooooOOO it is me, the spirit of the stairs.

    No, I think you made the right move here.

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    yeahhh that comment would probably have been met with an internal dialogue on my part as to whether I would value drinking my coffee Tea, or dumping it on your head.

    Eventually I would decide the tea is more valuable as a drink and walk away

    Psykoma on
  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Yeah I guess that would've sounded kinda weird and pick-up line-y.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    It sounds like you're trying to neg her, ineptly.

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    It sounds like you're trying to neg her, ineptly.

    Well that wasn't the tone I had in mind when I thought about it in the slightest!

    Just joking around.

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