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  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    we also write the textbooks so I guess we'll see about that eh?

    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    is it even chili if you don't put beans in? wouldn't that just be like, tomato soup?

    yes obvs it is chili if you don't put beans in it because beans go in bean fucking soup not in chili.

    Ah, there's the problem

    You folks made up a dish called goddamn bean soup

    That ain't a real thing, spool

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives regular Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    texas chili is the same as the holy roman empire

    neither texas nor chili

    still a fucking empire get rekt we rule the known world

    245px-Rey_Carlos_II.jpg

    ChanusDelmain
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot regular Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    You ask the parents for their blessing, not their permission. She's a grown-ass lady and doesn't need their consent, but having their approval would be nice.

    Mortiousspool32cB557Harry Dresden
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    if you only date girls who have daddy issues and have severed ties you never have to worry about asking for permission

    we will have a son first then i will ask HIS permission instead

    burn the patriarchy build the filiocracy

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    ChanusBeNarwhal
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    I told my wife's parents that I was going to propose the next day, during a suprise lunch.

    So her mom invites her out for lunch on that day. Sabotage!

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    descwanderingCinders
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I told my wife's parents that I was going to propose the next day, during a suprise lunch.

    So her mom invites her out for lunch on that day. Sabotage!

    oh snap

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    descCindersRear Admiral Choco
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I told my wife's parents that I was going to propose the next day, during a suprise lunch.

    So her mom invites her out for lunch on that day. Sabotage!

    haha

    spool32Rear Admiral Choco
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    I told my wife's parents that I was going to propose the next day, during a suprise lunch.

    So her mom invites her out for lunch on that day. Sabotage!

    never reveal your plans when you're with someone you know is too good for you :P

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    Mortious815165
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    get married to my daughter?

    fuck if you will

    we're going to subway

    Sir LandsharkdescOrganichuwanderingRear Admiral Choco
  • DelmainDelmain regular Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    we also write the textbooks so I guess we'll see about that eh?

    Don't be silly. No one in America learns history in school

    If they're lucky, they pick it up from Crusader Kings

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    ChanusMsAnthropyYoshisummonsCaptain CarrotwanderingCindersRear Admiral Choco
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    we also write the textbooks so I guess we'll see about that eh?

    Don't be silly. No one in America learns history in school

    If they're lucky, they pick it up from Crusader Kings

    damnit foiled again.

  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    we also write the textbooks so I guess we'll see about that eh?

    yeah, we need to have a talk about what your people are trying to put in textbooks

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • CouscousCouscous regular Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    It was also a decentralized piece of crap with the emperor having limited power over his territories.\

    Hohenstaufen is a fun name though.

    Chanus
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    I told MY parents I was gonna propose

    She told hers after I proposed

    See guys the trick is you can propose and then ask what they think, because you can totally call off an engagement

    I'm living proof

    BeNarwhal on
    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    InfamyDeferred
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives regular Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    holy roman empire didn't even rule half the roman empire

    we also write the textbooks so I guess we'll see about that eh?

    Don't be silly. No one in America learns history in school

    If they're lucky, they pick it up from Crusader Kings

    well yeah but they don't learn anything in school because Texans wrote their textbooks

    Rear Admiral Choco
  • wazillawazilla regular Registered User regular
    You should have revealed it was a double surprise lunch.

    You knew of her plans

    And sent the mariachi band to the restaurant you knew she'd choose

    Then you propose while doing a sweet ollie over her dumb stunned face

    Psn:wazukki
    skippydumptruckChanusdescRear Admiral Choco
  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I always though of it as the Holy Roller Empire anyway.


    Buncha crazy Pentecostals with an army

    ChanusHarry Dresden
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    ChanusBeNarwhal
  • NecoNeco regular Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Edit: this post was a bit overboard

    Neco on
    BeNarwhal
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    BeNarwhalHarry DresdenDelmain
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    mercy.jpg

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    desc
  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    We have:

    Benarwhalia led by @BeNarwhal‌ of Orange
    Cinderopolis led by Sitting @Cinders‌
    Chanustrailia led by King @Chanus‌
    Elkistan led by Khal @Elki‌
    Hermanos Del Main led by King @Delmain‌
    Mortopia led by King @Mortious‌
    Eddyeddyeddyeddyeddyeddy led by @‌Eddy

    ChanusBeNarwhalMortiousDelmainElki
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    This movie is wonderful and I thank you all for suggesting it to me.

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    Chanus
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    mercy.jpg

    text.gif?1408060487

    Chanusy2jake215Rear Admiral Choco
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    reach for his shoulder

    sir, I wanted to a--

    tackled by secret service, sent to guantanamo

    spool32Rear Admiral Choco
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    mercy.jpg

    text.gif?1408060487

    beeee doooo beeee doooo

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Mufucka tried putting his paws on the couch again

    This is a new style of disobedience, doggy

    I'm not sure I approve

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    then he cuts me off because he already knows what i'm going to say, because my phone is tapped by the NSA, and we laugh

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    skippydumptruckChanuswazillaRear Admiral Choco
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    wazilla wrote: »
    You should have revealed it was a double surprise lunch.

    You knew of her plans

    And sent the mariachi band to the restaurant you knew she'd choose

    Then you propose while doing a sweet ollie over her dumb stunned face

    you wanna agree to marry me right here in front of your stupid mom?

    *kickflips*

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    wazillaRear Admiral Choco
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    1/10 nose too red would not contract communicable disease from

  • NecoNeco regular Registered User regular
    Oh.

    It wasnt the last mission. I beat it by accident.

    BeNarwhalcB557Rear Admiral Choco
  • emnmnmeemnmnme regular Registered User regular
    This is a good movie everyone will like.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0907657/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    rockrnger
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    This is a good movie everyone will like.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0907657/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    yes once rocks

    best musical a++

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Oh.

    It wasnt the last mission. I beat it by accident.

    <3 This is my favourite post so far

    Especially because I caught the last one before the edit!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    NecoRear Admiral Choco
  • wazillawazilla regular Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    then he cuts me off because he already knows what i'm going to say, because my phone is tapped by the NSA, and we laugh

    This is so much better than the one I was failing to come up with.

    Psn:wazukki
  • emnmnmeemnmnme regular Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    reach for his shoulder

    sir, I wanted to a--

    tackled by secret service, sent to guantanamo

    Isn't Gitmo supposed to be closed by now?
    ... and aren't we supposed to be out of Afghanistan by now ?
    ... and aren't we supposed to have 500K new green jobs by now?
    ... and aren't we supposed to have an unprecedented level of transparency in the government because sunshine is the best disinfectant by now?

    BeNarwhalcB557
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Crusader Kings taught me that the Norse have the most fun religion mechanics.

    BeNarwhal
  • CouscousCouscous regular Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    fuck it ill just marry an orphan

    gotta get obama's permission then

    ask him between free throws out on the dirt driveway at sunset

    reach for his shoulder

    sir, I wanted to a--

    tackled by secret service, sent to guantanamo

    Isn't Gitmo supposed to be closed by now?
    ... and aren't we supposed to be out of Afghanistan by now ?
    ... and aren't we supposed to have 500K new green jobs by now?
    ... and aren't we supposed to have an unprecedented level of transparency in the government because sunshine is the best disinfectant by now?

    I thought Gitmo and the green jobs were mainly Congressional intransigence.

    RiemannLives
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