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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Seriously, though, calling people who consume porn "perverts" is diluting the term.

    Why don't you think about the real perverts?

    People like me!

    Now everyone goes around being fake pervert guys. Bragging about being perverts for watching vanilla porn. i can't stand it. It takes real commitment to be a pervert, damnit!

    Goddamn fake 'pervert girls'

    Only watching X-art

    The Sims of pornography

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Kana
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was reading something earlier where people were posting what was truly their biggest fear in life.

    A lot of interesting and very sincere answers, and one in particular caught my eye.

    Many people shared the fear that, when they die, people would discover certain traits about them (by going through their possessions, etc) that perhaps they would prefer to hide from their loved ones.

    And it's interesting, because it's about perceptions and expectations, which play a major role in our lives, and has effected mine pretty significantly.

    I still struggle with it because I am still defining me to myself, let alone to others, so I can't say this with 100% confidence or 0% hypocrisy, but:

    Don't hide yourself. Don't worry about how people perceive you, and communicate clearly with people to determine their expectations of you. You'd be surprised how raw and honest people can be, when push comes to shove, or when you come face-to-face with a crisis.

    I've had a rough few years. But I've learned a lot about who I am, and who other people are too. Pobody's nerfect, man. Just do you, and be proud of who you are.

    grandpa was a furry


    huh, who'd have thuhnk it

    In undergrad I worked at the student IT desk. We would fix student computers for free. Update stuff, run defrag, virus / adware scan, etc.

    For fun (and because it was sometimes necessary), we'd look through people's search histories, and seek out hidden folders. About 94% of male computers, and a solid third of female computers, had some form of pornography either directly saved, or in their browser history.

    I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people are disgusting perverts. And if we were all honest about it, the world would be a much better place.

    Dude, porn isn't just for disgusting perverts.

    By calling peopel who consume porn "disgusting perverts", you're kinda doing the thing that leads to people hiding it.

    Stop kinkshaming, yo.

    I'm taking the words back. "Disgusting perverts" is our label, and you have no right using it!

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy RESIST. irregularRegistered User regular
    I miss playing the ME series.

    Just wish I didn't have to install Origin to play the last installment.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I was reading something earlier where people were posting what was truly their biggest fear in life.

    A lot of interesting and very sincere answers, and one in particular caught my eye.

    Many people shared the fear that, when they die, people would discover certain traits about them (by going through their possessions, etc) that perhaps they would prefer to hide from their loved ones.

    And it's interesting, because it's about perceptions and expectations, which play a major role in our lives, and has effected mine pretty significantly.

    I still struggle with it because I am still defining me to myself, let alone to others, so I can't say this with 100% confidence or 0% hypocrisy, but:

    Don't hide yourself. Don't worry about how people perceive you, and communicate clearly with people to determine their expectations of you. You'd be surprised how raw and honest people can be, when push comes to shove, or when you come face-to-face with a crisis.

    I've had a rough few years. But I've learned a lot about who I am, and who other people are too. Pobody's nerfect, man. Just do you, and be proud of who you are.

    grandpa was a furry


    huh, who'd have thuhnk it

    In undergrad I worked at the student IT desk. We would fix student computers for free. Update stuff, run defrag, virus / adware scan, etc.

    For fun (and because it was sometimes necessary), we'd look through people's search histories, and seek out hidden folders. About 94% of male computers, and a solid third of female computers, had some form of pornography either directly saved, or in their browser history.

    I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people are disgusting perverts. And if we were all honest about it, the world would be a much better place.

    I'm not sure that openness and honesty is the best policy in this regard.

    Then again, I'm not exactly known for hiding my light under a bushel so maybe I've got some self-examination to do in this regard :)

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Seriously, though, calling people who consume porn "perverts" is diluting the term.

    Why don't you think about the real perverts?

    People like me!

    Now everyone goes around being fake pervert guys. Bragging about being perverts for watching vanilla porn. i can't stand it. It takes real commitment to be a pervert, damnit!

    This is how [chat] dies.

    A pervert-off.

  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    I don't miss the ME series because I never played it

    I am victorious

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti regular Registered User regular

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Seriously, though, calling people who consume porn "perverts" is diluting the term.

    Why don't you think about the real perverts?

    People like me!

    Now everyone goes around being fake pervert guys. Bragging about being perverts for watching vanilla porn. i can't stand it. It takes real commitment to be a pervert, damnit!

    This is how [chat] dies.

    A pervert-off.

    [chat] has kind of always been a pervert-off

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    _J_cB557
  • emnmnmeemnmnme regular Registered User regular
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

  • spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    I just finished watching a british TV show called Frisky Business and it was amusing and fun

    and I got a bunch of ideas

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

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    ChanusBeNarwhal21stCenturyRear Admiral Choco
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    ABOLISH THE PERVERSION SYSTEM

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    _J_
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Where can I get a drip bag full of coffee

    And what would be the process of inserting it anally intravenously

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

    Smash the Patriarchy! Make more female-centric porn!

    Rear Admiral Choco
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ABOLISH THE PERVERSION SYSTEM

    Down with judeo-christian notions of basic human decency!!

    Chanus
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    I'm thinking I'm just going to play a dude with shit combat skills, but is fine with companions doing the combat for him

    because playing someone who is a pacifist on principle in a post-apocalyptic wasteland is kind of silly

    whereas a craven, clever, silver-tongued courier who can talk his way through shit but can't handle a gun for shit is funny

    in fallout 2 you can beat the main quest easiest as a smooth talker thief

    you convince the soldiers to turn on their superiors, the scientists that what they are doing is an abomination of science, the brotherhood to give you fat stacks, you talk your way into navarro and are given a set of power armor and plasma weapons for free

    it's grand

  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

    Smash the Patriarchy! Make more female-centric porn!

    ChanuscB557
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    So Costco is amazing

    ChanusRear Admiral Choco
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    I thought it was more than fewer women get off on visual stimulus than men do

    override367 on
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    People like doing shit that releases endorphin.

    Getting off really does that.

    It is how nature tricks us into procreating.

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  • ElendilElendil regular Registered User regular
    there's lots of female-centric porn

    dudes in porn are barely even a thing

    sometimes the porn is just two ladies fucking without even one dude

    ChanuscB557emnmnmesurrealitycheckApothe0sis
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So Costco is amazing

    Was this your first time in one? They are magical. I hope you stayed away from the cafeteria. Shit is like, out of control cheap and delicious at the same time.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    ChanusMazzyxBeNarwhal
  • emnmnmeemnmnme regular Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

    The reason doesn't matter as much as the reality; men are more perverted.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1407#comic

  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So Costco is amazing

    Was this your first time in one? They are magical. I hope you stayed away from the cafeteria. Shit is like, out of control cheap and delicious at the same time.

    dem hot dogs

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
  • dlinfinitidlinfiniti regular Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So Costco is amazing

    Was this your first time in one? They are magical. I hope you stayed away from the cafeteria. Shit is like, out of control cheap and delicious at the same time.

    he was there for the soccer moms

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

    The reason doesn't matter as much as the reality; men are more perverted.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1407#comic

    Damn that is a convincing source for your ass-backwards notions about sexuality

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Wait what does ass backwards even mean

    Aren't our asses supposed to be backwards

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    Men in society are allowed to be way more perverted than women even expected to do.

    So probably a good part of this is that women probably still have shame and issues with it thanks to patriarchy and shit.

    The reason doesn't matter as much as the reality; men are more perverted.

    http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1407#comic

    emnmnmeoverride367
  • ChanusChanus Ribbit! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Wait what does ass backwards even mean

    Aren't our asses supposed to be backwards

    **Winner Softest and Most Comfy Hugs Award Summer 2018**

    Blueberrywerewlf on the Sony Anime Games Box | BluberryWerewlf on the BroBone
    BeNarwhal
  • KanaKana regular Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Men are way, way more perverted than women. Evidence of this is 99% of all pornography on the internet is made for men.

    On the other hand have you ever actually opened a Danielle Steele novel?

    romance novels are old lady porn

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
    BeNarwhalChanusCindersRear Admiral Choco
  • ZephiranZephiran regular Registered User regular
    The best thing about having a weird fetish is that, once you start to get just about weird enough, nobody will ever be able to tell from your search or browsing history!

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    BeNarwhalTavKana
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hey where's @Mim been recently, btw?

    We're talking about porn, this conversation feels incomplete without her here

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • ZephiranZephiran regular Registered User regular
    Regarding Policing - words of wisdom:

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
    cB557CindersRear Admiral Choco
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    So Costco is amazing

    Was this your first time in one? They are magical. I hope you stayed away from the cafeteria. Shit is like, out of control cheap and delicious at the same time.
    pizza, soda, churros

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I wonder if J just missed the other 70% of ladies who have erotica on their computers.

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    @Donkey Kong

    FUCK YOUR DEFINITION OF TETRIS, YOU PERSON OF ILL REPUTE!

    BeNarwhal
  • emnmnmeemnmnme regular Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Damn that is a convincing source for your ass-backwards notions about sexuality

    I don't need sources to say the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Wait what does ass backwards even mean

    Aren't our asses supposed to be backwards

  • TavTav regular Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    The best thing about having a weird fetish is that, once you start to get just about weird enough, nobody will ever be able to tell from your search or browsing history!

    ahahaha

    Zephiran
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    The best thing about having a weird fetish is that, once you start to get just about weird enough, nobody will ever be able to tell from your search or browsing history!

    "He searched 'hard wood on deck circle'. ... I guess he's thinking about building an oakwood circular deck?"

    Yep.

    Ain't about my incredibly specific baseball fetish at all

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Zephiran
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