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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    thing is girls will love your video game collection if that isn't the one thing you have to talk about

    i had a girl over here two weeks ago who flipped shit because i had marble madness

    my roommate is the latter

    he works part time at chik fil a about 16-20 hrs per week

    90% of his income comes from a disability check every month from social security

    he doesnt own a vehicle, and has no drive to purchase one

    he doesnt go to class

    oh god

    this needs to go in the roommate thread ;x

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    thing is girls will love your video game collection if that isn't the one thing you have to talk about

    i had a girl over here two weeks ago who flipped shit because i had marble madness

    my roommate is the latter

    he works part time at chik fil a about 16-20 hrs per week

    90% of his income comes from a disability check every month from social security

    he doesnt own a vehicle, and has no drive to purchase one

    he doesnt go to class

    oh god

    this needs to go in the roommate thread ;x
    by my calculations hes pulling 1200 a week

    this is money

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    thing is girls will love your video game collection if that isn't the one thing you have to talk about

    i had a girl over here two weeks ago who flipped shit because i had marble madness

    my roommate is the latter

    he works part time at chik fil a about 16-20 hrs per week

    90% of his income comes from a disability check every month from social security

    he doesnt own a vehicle, and has no drive to purchase one

    he doesnt go to class

    oh god

    this needs to go in the roommate thread ;x
    by my calculations hes pulling 1200 a week

    this is money

    wait wha-?

    he gets about 600 per month for having bad legs

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    IM MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT HIS WAGE AND ALSO USING YOUR EXAGGERATED 90% FIGURE

    but yeah 18 hours x 7 bucks = bout 120 bucks a week

    if 120 is 10% then 100% is 1200

    yeah

    yeah

    im going to bed now

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    TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In the not so distant future, Gabe's hair has finally grown to the point where it has taken over his head, replacing it with a hybrid of shadow and bird. It soon developed its own intelligence, and replaced Gabe with its own image. I bring you this warning of the future, a warning of what is to come.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    IM MAKING ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT HIS WAGE AND ALSO USING YOUR EXAGGERATED 90% FIGURE

    but yeah 18 hours x 7 bucks = bout 120 bucks a week

    if 120 is 10% then 100% is 1200

    yeah

    yeah

    im going to bed now

    he makes 5.50

    ok, its 3 am

    his disability check makes about 60% but its still annoying

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am eating cheesy peanut butter crackers.

    Fuck you they are healthy

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    ravmravm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    why must you people ruin everything beautiful and true?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guys, when I meet this chick, should I pull out my dick?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Do you want to make her laugh?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    At what?

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Do you want to make her laugh?

    Zing

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Answer the question.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Not at my dick, no.

    But if I crack a joke I'd like her to at least crack a smile.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This hershy cocoa reserve stuff man, best chocolate ever.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If you showed her you're dick, I think she'd just crack.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I am dick?

    No, I am Uriel.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My poor grammatical judgement amazingly still lets the sentence make sense.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    This hershy cocoa reserve stuff man, best chocolate ever.


    WRONG

    Try Ghiradelli. It makes Hershey look like toilet water.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    This hershy cocoa reserve stuff man, best chocolate ever.


    WRONG

    Try Ghiradelli. It makes Hershey look like toilet water.

    I think I've tired it, it's just a tad too rich for my taste.

    Also not tart enough.

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    BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I found a banner for this movie.
    The Tripper
    Move Over Jason, Look Out Freddie. HEEERE'S RONNIE! A Ronald Reagan-obsessed serial killer targets a bunch of hippies who are heading to a weekend-long concert.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Nice try, Bogey.

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    ravmravm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    This hershy cocoa reserve stuff man, best chocolate ever.


    WRONG

    Try Ghiradelli. It makes Hershey look like toilet water.

    I think I've tired it, it's just a tad too rich for my taste.

    Also not tart enough.
    Ghiradelli is chocolate for dainty little girls anyway, try Karl Fazer Exclusive Thin Dark and learn what the word 'chocolate' really means.

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    DudditsDuddits Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    couldn't he use a dictionary rav?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Hershey's isn't horrible but you really need to branch out if you think any of their chocolate is the best.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    man, real swiss premium chocolate

    holy shit, there really is nothing like it in the world

    the way it melts in your mouth, turns to pure silk sex

    oh god

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    silk sex is overrated

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    man, real swiss premium chocolate

    holy shit, there really is nothing like it in the world

    the way it melts in your mouth, turns to pure silk sex

    oh god
    It is fantastic but I prefer the intensity of south american dark chocolate that's at least 70% cocoa liquor.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    not chocolate related

    So three days ago I go to see 300 with my girlfriend, her friend from belly dancing and her friend's boyfriend. They're both pretty silly people and I rather enjoy their collective sense of humor. At the point in the movie where the council starts shouting "Traitor!" we all start chanting along with them and have a good giggle. Tee hee and whatnot.

    Last night belly dance chick invites us to go see her man's band play at a local bar. I've never seen him perform before so I figure it's a good idea. We go to the bar, get some Long Islands hang out until the set starts. About ten seconds into the first song I figure out that they're a fairly mediocre screamo band. Meh, says I. The mix on the speakers is fucking terrible, too, because I can barely hear the vocals at all.

    During a long, sustained note in one of the songs, our friend stands up and yells "TRAITOR!" which at least made me smile.

    I don't know where this story is going.

    Umm.

    Then I found twenty dollars.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    All in all, it was a bland evening. Thanks for sharing in it.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    what did you spend your twenty dollars on

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bullets for my gun which I then used to shoot a hooker in the face while I watched my girlfriend eat her out.

    Guess I could have mentioned that in the original story.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    If you showed her you're dick, I think she'd just crack.

    YOUR dick

    unless you mean he's a dick

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Bullets for my gun which I then used to shoot a hooker in the face while I watched my girlfriend eat her out.

    Guess I could have mentioned that in the original story.

    Nah dude, that's boring. That's like me posting a link about shopping for groceries.

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    ravmravm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Duddits wrote: »
    couldn't he use a dictionary rav?
    absolutely not.

    how would you describe a taste with few paltry words?
    Druhim wrote: »
    It is fantastic but I prefer the intensity of south american dark chocolate that's at least 70% cocoa liquor.
    are you trying to insinuate that there are edible chocolates with less than 70% cocoa? jconfused.gif

    edit: liquor?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    ravm wrote: »
    Duddits wrote: »
    couldn't he use a dictionary rav?
    absolutely not.

    how would you describe a taste with few paltry words?
    Concisely?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    ravm wrote: »
    Duddits wrote: »
    couldn't he use a dictionary rav?
    absolutely not.

    how would you describe a taste with few paltry words?
    Concisely?

    badum bum tshhh

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    ravmravm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    ravm wrote: »
    Duddits wrote: »
    couldn't he use a dictionary rav?
    absolutely not.

    how would you describe a taste with few paltry words?
    Concisely?
    philistine

    also a philistine: Monkeybomb

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    GraydeathGraydeath Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Guys, when I meet this chick, should I pull out my dick?

    Whip it out and smack the table with it a few times to get her attention then offer to buy her something off the dollar menu.

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