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A dismal fate.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Most of these iranian chicks on google are very attractive.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wallhitter wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    sex can be addictive

    so mormons reproduce via dry sex

    where the semen seeps through the woman's dress

    thats why there arent THAT many of them


    I have this mental image of a Mormon guy jerking off onto a sponge, then slapping it on his wife's lap with a pleading stare.

    hahaha

    Rule 34

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    amazon shopping cart:

    Sandman Vol. 1
    Slaughterhouse Five
    A Clash of Kings
    Stardust

    CANCEL OR ALLOW

    gogogogogo

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    GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    i agree

    his first thread was so funny

    the way he's been recently i think it might have been a fake lol


    Fuck guys, you do NOT want to mess with theSAVED!


    He has that guy in ITT, remember? He has magical internet voodoo powers and shit.

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    WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    tugga06 wrote: »
    wallhitter wrote: »
    tugga06 wrote: »
    sex can be addictive

    so mormons reproduce via dry sex

    where the semen seeps through the woman's dress

    thats why there arent THAT many of them


    I have this mental image of a Mormon guy jerking off onto a sponge, then slapping it on his wife's lap with a pleading stare.

    hahaha

    Rule 34
    No, it's more like,

    *SQUISH!*

    dude: bitch plz

    chick: *sits there waiting for it to seep in.*
    If they're feeling wild, the guy will occasionally poke the sponge with a stick to press it down a little. Not too much though, don't want to enjoy this!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I really hope I have something in common with this iranian girl.

    She's the only single girl to pop up in quite a while.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    I really hope I have something in common with this iranian girl.

    She's the only single girl to pop up in quite a while.

    time to get your resume ready dude

    are you shaved and prepared?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I really hope I have something in common with this iranian girl.

    She's the only single girl to pop up in quite a while.

    time to get your resume ready dude

    are you shaved and prepared?

    What?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    goodness gracious what do you do when you hit on girls man

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck I dunno, I never have.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wanna see my







    video game collection

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Fuck I dunno, I never have.

    well then it's time to gain your wings dude

    if you like this chick it is time to evaluate the most likely approach and get cracking on it

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    goodness gracious what do you do when you hit on girls man


    I usually get slapped by my wife.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My pokemans*, let me show you them**.
    penis* it**

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    But seriously I don't know anything about her dudes, much less if I'll be able to hit on her.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    how are you meeting her?

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    She is a friend of one of my best friend's boss.

    We're all gonna hang out sometime, maybe this weekend.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    But seriously I don't know anything about her dudes, much less if I'll be able to hit on her.

    strike a calm medium between acting comfortable, relaxed, easy to talk to, and let her do most of the talking

    only chime in when your opinion seems valid and don't come off like you are trying to force conversation

    if you have a motorcycle, work it into the conversation

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Haha, it's gonna be hard for me or her to get much of a word in with Julie and Corey there.

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Just tell her that you're hung like a gorrilla and have a muscular disorder that makes you thrust your hips for two hours straight if someone touches your naked ass.

    That should get her attention.

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gorillas actually have fairly small penises for their size.
    I watch the discovery channel.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Just tell her that you're hung like a gorrilla and have a muscular disorder that makes you thrust your hips for two hours straight if someone touches your naked ass.

    That should get her attention.

    "Once I assembled a Lego Imperial Star Destroyer using only my penis.

    Think about it."

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    try to bring up how your rich uncle works for halliburton and you think that is just awful

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    PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Uriel wrote: »
    Gorillas actually have fairly small penises for their size.
    I watch the discovery channel.

    Yes, but she probably doesn't know that.

    Dating is about deception. Until you learn this fact, you're going to get nowhere.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    pk is right, in your situation you will have to make up lies until about the eighth date

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Just tell her that you're hung like a gorrilla and have a muscular disorder that makes you thrust your hips for two hours straight if someone touches your naked ass.

    That should get her attention.

    "Once I assembled a Lego Imperial Star Destroyer using only my penis.

    Think about it."

    I lolled.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    "If I ask you if it is okay to hold your hand, you're not gunna get all jiihad on me, are you?"

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "Is that a suicide bomb under your burka or... wait, you're a guy?!"

    I'm going to hell.

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    Eastern GlowEastern Glow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Sing her some Flock of Seagulls and alter it to show respect to her homeland

    "IRAN
    IRAN so far awayyyy
    IRAN all night and dayyyy
    I couldn't get away

    From IRAN"

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That one was just kinda lame.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    uriel don't you fuck this up or you will be single for the rest of your natural life

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    but no pressure

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2007
    man, uriel has a date


    this thread title has never been more fitting

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man, uriel has a date


    this thread title has never been more fitting

    It's not a date, I'm just going to be meeting someone new with one of a few friends.

    If we hit it off though I will ask her out.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so how are you gonna play this, uriel

    i'm honestly curious dude

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man I dunno, we're gonna hang out.

    If I like her I will ask for her phone number.

    If I get it I will call her and chat for a while and ask her out.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    nothing wrong with that

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wanna see my







    video game collection

    this defines my roommates girl game

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    thing is girls will love your video game collection if that isn't the one thing you have to talk about

    i had a girl over here two weeks ago who flipped shit because i had marble madness

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    guys you know how sometimes

    you're in a group for a class

    and you get tasked with the power point

    and you have to sort through all the godawful "oh my god this person is fucking retarded" shit they send you?

    yeah

    luckily i am amazing and know what im talking about with regard to the topic and sorted through all their stupid and this is a pretty great power point

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