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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    That car joke may need to be modernized so that the Chevrolet driver survives because his car gets recalled midway through the collision.

    i thought toyota was the butt of the recall jokes these days?

    It rotates.
    Right now GM in general is the target.

    Bless your heart.
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »

    this really works with your av

    also kawaii overload

    uguu~

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    ooh wa ah ah ah

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    That car joke may need to be modernized so that the Chevrolet driver survives because his car gets recalled midway through the collision.

    i thought toyota was the butt of the recall jokes these days?

    Nah we're done with that, now that US automaker bailouts don't need to be justified.

    someday you'll come to the same conclusion we did and realize it isn't worth it shovel good money after bad for a failing domestic auto industry

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    That car joke may need to be modernized so that the Chevrolet driver survives because his car gets recalled midway through the collision.

    i thought toyota was the butt of the recall jokes these days?

    It rotates.
    Right now GM in general is the target.

    good

    never been a GM person, Ford fo lyf

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular

  • VanguardVanguard regular A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    you can trust me i am expert

    Sir LandsharksurrealitycheckRear Admiral Choco
  • WinkyWinky regular Registered User regular
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    You joke, but one of the things I do love about hanging out around here is that our little community has actually accrued a good number of actual experts on things and it's neat to be able to talk to them whenever about such stuff.

    DoodmannAbdhyiusDiannaoChong
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    found on road dead
    cheap, hardly efficient, virtually runs on luck every time
    dead on day guarantee expires
    the one you ought to avoid

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    You joke, but one of the things I do love about hanging out around here is that our little community has actually accrued a good number of actual experts on things and it's neat to be able to talk to them whenever about such stuff.

    even on these boards it seems to me that many people's areas of expertise are a lot narrower than what is presented

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    DiannaoChong
  • WinkyWinky regular Registered User regular
    I am actually incredibly fond of these cats now and find them to be highly superior to other cats.

    My brain is like 50% parasites by now.

  • VanguardVanguard regular A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    gooey is car expert

    or acronym expert

    or car acronym expert

    see?

    Gooey
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    edited August 2014
    Winky wrote: »
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    You joke, but one of the things I do love about hanging out around here is that our little community has actually accrued a good number of actual experts on things and it's neat to be able to talk to them whenever about such stuff.

    even on these boards it seems to me that many people's areas of expertise are a lot narrower than what is presented

    EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU CALLING INTO QUESTION MY MEDICAL LICENSE?!

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • WinkyWinky regular Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    You joke, but one of the things I do love about hanging out around here is that our little community has actually accrued a good number of actual experts on things and it's neat to be able to talk to them whenever about such stuff.

    even on these boards it seems to me that many people's areas of expertise are a lot narrower than what is presented

    Well, yeah.

    Still, every once in a while one of us actually knows what we're talking about, which is nice.

    Sir Landshark
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    thank u thats me

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    Sir LandsharkRear Admiral Choco
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    gooey is car expert

    or acronym expert

    or car acronym expert

    see?

    can we trust his opinions on the bass?

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    Gooey
  • VanguardVanguard regular A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    i think my favorite part of the internet is how everyone is an expert on everything

    it's just so refreshing being surrounded by all the smartest minds

    You joke, but one of the things I do love about hanging out around here is that our little community has actually accrued a good number of actual experts on things and it's neat to be able to talk to them whenever about such stuff.

    even on these boards it seems to me that many people's areas of expertise are a lot narrower than what is presented

    EXCUSE ME BUT ARE YOU CALLING INTO QUESTION MY MEDICAL LICENSE?!

    well it's just that ive been experiencing a general loss of sensation ever since you performed that vasectomy

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
    surrealitycheck
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • AegisAegis regular Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    And a bag of d20.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong regular Registered User regular
    Quick I need an expert about hentai games.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i once took out my brain and cut it up in2 5 pieces then put those pieces on cardboard then put the cardboard round my head

    so i coudl be surrounded by the smartest mind u see

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  • WinkyWinky regular Registered User regular
    This apartment has only two flaws: (1) it has a single bathroom, (2) it takes like half an hour to get from the kitchen to the living room.

    Oh, and also the drier has to run for like a day to get actually dry anything, but that's just the price you pay for having an in-unit.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    man i love desert

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    DiannaoChongCasual
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Quick I need an expert about hentai games.

    @WINKY IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    I feel like this image sums up my academic expertise quite well

    cde0r4wl.jpg

    goodnight, chat

    VanguardskippydumptrucksurrealitycheckInfamyDeferred
  • WinkyWinky regular Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Quick I need an expert about hentai games.

    WINKY IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

    I actually know like nothing about Japanese sex games.

    My experience is mostly limited to the smaller, indie, Western market.

    21stCentury
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    I am candy expert.

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    @Donkey Kong

    this is 4 u

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    Winky
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler regular Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    the middle eastern desert pastry?

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    man i love desert

    no no

    i said the woods

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • 21stCentury21stCentury A lovely pixel artist and gamecrafter [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I'm an expert at being lazy!

  • VanguardVanguard regular A wretched country of duskRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    baklava =/= balaclava

    TTODewbackCasualDiannaoChongDelmainRear Admiral Choco
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I'm an expert at being lazy!

    prove it

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck and yet it moves Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    man i love desert

    NUUÑÑÑEZZZ!!!!

    Rhesus PositiveronyaRear Admiral Chocowandering
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    That car joke may need to be modernized so that the Chevrolet driver survives because his car gets recalled midway through the collision.

    i thought toyota was the butt of the recall jokes these days?

    It rotates.
    Right now GM in general is the target.

    If you're around a lot of rednecks, Ford is the butt of all jokes apparently.

    I remember asking the maintenance guy at my old apartment to help me get out of a parking spot after we had just gotten his big Toyota Tundra out of his spot. He just laughed and remarked about how if we get it out I'll just get stuck in another few feet because it's a ford and it can't do shit.

    So he pushed me out and away I went.

    I came back home and he was stuck exactly where I left him. Apparently he tried to gun it and just wedged himself deeper and deeper into the snow.

    I hope that wiped the smirk off his face after I drove away and he was stuck there all day.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, don't @ me
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Quick I need an expert about hentai games.

    WINKY IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE

    I actually know like nothing about Japanese sex games.

    My experience is mostly limited to the smaller, indie, Western market.

    this is like that scene in a movie where some guy gets injured and everyone looks to this one person and is all "You're a doctor! Fix him!" and the doctor is all "...but I am a pediatrician! This man needs a surgeon!" and then somebody grabs the doctor by the shoulders and shakes them and is all "YOU'RE ALL WE'VE GOT. NOW GET IT TOGETHER AND HELP HIM." and the doctor steels himself and gets to work with strips of t-shirt and a bic pen and a needle and thread

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    poetry level: expert
    roleplaying level: expert

    true facts

    meet me in the woods in half an hour

    bring handcuffs and a balaclava

    :winky:

    man i love desert

    no no

    i said the woods

    no i think his name is james woods

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    baklava =/= balaclava

    thatsthejoke.jpg

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    TTODewback
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