So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
Menopause
My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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ChelleYeahMrs. LudiousLiving it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered Userregular
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
I can remember pretty vividly strenuously arguing that the formation "Don't even do it!" didn't make any sense in 6th grade(11/12 years old for furiners). The use of "even" indicates the potential of a greater degree along this spectrum, while "do it" indicates the absolute termination of this pathway of activity. The other guy refused to acknowledge my correctness.
"I'm going to poop on your couch in front of everyone."
"No!"
"OK, I'll do it when everyone is gone."
"Don't even do it!"
"even" is still completely redundant and unnecessary.
"OK, I'll do it when everyone is gone."
"Don't do it!"
Or if you want emphasis
"Don't do it at all!"
In 6th grade it was as opposed to "Don't even think about it!"
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
Menopause.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
*spins in circles and flaps hands*
Dude, menopause is the end of periods. It's like the anti-gross!
and put a package of pads she didnt need anymore, because menopause, in my drawer
WHAT?!!?!?!??????
Well maybe she thought you were using those tampon devices that were created by the devil to defile young women. She's trying to keep you from sin Chelle!
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I think Ludious is hiring people to troll his wife in real life.
He must have some real pull in the real world to even go as far to have people infiltrate her work place.
and put a package of pads she didnt need anymore, because menopause, in my drawer
WHAT?!!?!?!??????
Well maybe she thought you were using those tampon devices that were created by the devil to defile young women. She's trying to keep you from sin Chelle!
I wonder what would be involved in building a still in my basement
cut way back on the booze budget lately in order to save a bit more and that precludes anything more than the occasional Angry Orchard. And while I miss my scotch honestly something that was strong (>100 proof) and harsh as hell and not at all sweet I'd be fine with.
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
Menopause.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
*spins in circles and flaps hands*
Dude, menopause is the end of periods. It's like the anti-gross!
I wonder what would be involved in building a still in my basement
cut way back on the booze budget lately in order to save a bit more and that precludes anything more than the occasional Angry Orchard. And while I miss my scotch honestly something that was strong (>100 proof) and harsh as hell and not at all sweet I'd be fine with.
just some pure grain alcohol on the rocks even
Realistically you probably wouldn't save any substantial amount of money.
I wonder what would be involved in building a still in my basement
cut way back on the booze budget lately in order to save a bit more and that precludes anything more than the occasional Angry Orchard. And while I miss my scotch honestly something that was strong (>100 proof) and harsh as hell and not at all sweet I'd be fine with.
just some pure grain alcohol on the rocks even
you'd need some guns for the tax man
fuck gendered marketing
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
Menopause.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
*spins in circles and flaps hands*
Dude, menopause is the end of periods. It's like the anti-gross!
So today she randomly starts going through her things and says (loudly) "Well, I guess I should go ahead and get rid of this, I've had it for 4 years but haven't needed it for the last 2. Here you go!"
She walks over to my desk with something in her hand, opens one of my personal desk drawers, and shoves a package of feminine hygene products in my drawer.
.....What?????
I don't even.....
Just... what?
so uh
what happened in the last two years where she didn't need those
Menopause.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
*spins in circles and flaps hands*
Dude, menopause is the end of periods. It's like the anti-gross!
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idgi
My anaconda don't want none if you ain't got buns, hun.
I got down to 2% yesterday.
My phone is dieing in many ways.
it's a joke for a few people
possibly just gim
dunno if i linked you this before
I feel like the world took a dose of LSD and I missed it.
That's just what getting old is I guess.
these are truly the last days
Menopause
Menopause.
she opened MY desk drawer, without asking
and put a package of pads she didnt need anymore, because menopause, in my drawer
WHAT?!!?!?!??????
I'm dying, Squirtle.
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ewwwwww
*spins in circles and flaps hands*
"even" is still completely redundant and unnecessary.
"OK, I'll do it when everyone is gone."
"Don't do it!"
Or if you want emphasis
"Don't do it at all!"
In 6th grade it was as opposed to "Don't even think about it!"
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Dude, menopause is the end of periods. It's like the anti-gross!
Older ladies pls
I mean
Can a person even, like
own
a drawer, Chelle?
What? Don't tell me this is your first pad partner? Your first 'pon pal? I thought chicks swapped that shit like baseball cards.
Well maybe she thought you were using those tampon devices that were created by the devil to defile young women. She's trying to keep you from sin Chelle!
He must have some real pull in the real world to even go as far to have people infiltrate her work place.
Look back at yourself 10 years ago and think how dumb you were.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Burn it down
Burn it all down
Right to the fucking ground
like a pizza
i haven't had pizza in a while
oh
maybe if they're friends... or specifically asked for it.....
maybe i just like to keep the goings on in my underwear more personal than others?
i dont know.
i need an adult.
rugged you literally made me LOL
cut way back on the booze budget lately in order to save a bit more and that precludes anything more than the occasional Angry Orchard. And while I miss my scotch honestly something that was strong (>100 proof) and harsh as hell and not at all sweet I'd be fine with.
just some pure grain alcohol on the rocks even
Its more like
The concept of thinking someone else wants hand me down fanny pads
Dear oh dear.
Realistically you probably wouldn't save any substantial amount of money.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
this is
too far
you'd need some guns for the tax man
Fanny pads
hehehe
Pads for your butt
i know right?!
like... intellectually i know there is nothing wrong with them if they are still in the package but like.....
i mean....
I NEED AN ADULT
Everyone knows Chelle. Everyone.
There's a guy in the minecraft subreddit that make a 4Kb version