A MESSAGE FROM THE SE++ PICK'EMS COMMISSIONER:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdthI8PANq0
Ok nerds, listen up. I was gone for two weeks, and I come back to find you all neck-deep in some shitty mobile card game. I mean, look at this thing:
Like...what even is this. This card game makes Yugioh look interesting. And any card game where Eva Marie and the Great Khali are considered top tier should be burned to the ground. For shame, Jared Rea. I had such high hopes for you and 2K, and then you do this.
And yes, I am obviously upset that Bo Dallas isn't the strongest card in the game (is he even in the game?). But I can get over that. I'm completely over tha-HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP AND NOT LET BO DALLAS HAVE THE STRONGEST CARD?!? OR AT LEAST GIVE HIM THE STRONGEST SUPPORT CARD IN THE GAME BY HELPING HIS TEAM TO BO-LIEVE?!? THIS SHIT WRITES ITSELF. DOES 2K EVEN UNDERSTAND WRESTLING AT THIS POINT? WE MIGHT HAS WELL GIVEN THIS PROJECT TO YUKES. SURE THE PHYSICS WOULD HAVE BEEN WAY OFF AND YOU'D PROBABLY END UP WITH THINGS LIKE HEATH SLATER CODED AS A DIVAS CARD, BUT AT LEAST WE'D HAVE GOTTEN BO DALLAS IN IT BECAUSE THOSE FUCKERS DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
Obviously, I'm stalling for time here, because the OP I was planning wasn't ready yet. Which isn't my fault! This thing is a true masterpiece and SOME PEOPLE are rather lazy about getting back to me, and I refuse to randomize people. Except for Hullis, he can get randomized to shit for all I care.
So prep your jawshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f25GVBWK6M
Work on proper Englishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv6qrCoN3GI
And never be afraid to hug it outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiNo-0sIGH0
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