METAL... GEAR?!

Radius

Is Speed finally playing the good one?

Speed Racer

Radius wrote: »

Is Speed finally playing the good one?

no i just finished the good one and now i'm playing the fun one

Speed Racer

I'M STIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SNACK EAAAAAAAAATERRRRRRRRRRRR

Speed Racer

i should really shrink that image down

Duke 2.0

Every time you post that image I suspect you started streaming and I have to check the link

Machwing

every time you post that image I assume it's a link to your stream

it never is

Kilroy

Speed Racer wrote: »

i should really shrink that image down

Wyborn

This is his revenge for us making fun of MGS2

This is how the Metal Gear thread dies

Speed presenting us with the image of something that we desire and then giving us nothing, nothing at all, and then crossing his arms and waiting for the reaction

He has studied long at Kojima's feet

Duke 2.0

Wyborn wrote: »

This is his revenge for us making fun of MGS2

This is how the Metal Gear thread dies

Speed presenting us with the image of something that we desire and then giving us nothing, nothing at all, and then crossing his arms and waiting for the reaction

He has studied long at Kojima's feet

Then I start a stream where I get everything wrong, Speed returns to make sure it is done right dammit

Speed Racer

?

I'm streaming right now

did i mess up the url?

Speed Racer

i sure did!

Speed Racer

now you can click it and watch snake eater action

Darth Waiter

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO BED?!?

DO YOU HATE FREEDOM, SPEED?!?

DO YOU WANT OCELOT TO WIN?!?

Speed Racer

Darth Waiter wrote: »

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO BED?!?

DO YOU HATE FREEDOM, SPEED?!?

DO YOU WANT OCELOT TO WIN?!?

it is eight thirty at night

i'm not sure how early you need me to start here, grandpa

Daypigeon

hmm

can't really speak for anyone else since I'm on a laptop, but the image is large enough for me that the forums auto-resize it and break the link here

1920 x 1080 might be a little bit overkill

Speed Racer

yeah i know i need to witch to a smaller version i will next time i forgot i made it so big

anyway just go to

Stilts

Darth Waiter wrote: »

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS WHEN I HAVE TO GO TO BED?!?

DO YOU HATE FREEDOM, SPEED?!?

DO YOU WANT OCELOT TO WIN?!?

He was busy killing aliens and accidentally stealing a princess' sword.

Veldrin

I love the irony that now that I'm actually in a timezone that should let me watch Speed's stream at a more reasonable time, I'm stuck on mobile data.

and by love I mean DAMMIT ARGH

Speed Racer

Standing in wait while four ocelots burst down the door and throw a flash bang only to throw a smoke bomb, choke slam two enemies and plug the other two in the head before they have time to react is a pretty great feeling

Speed Racer

@Darth Waiter am I managing to start before your bed time?

Darth Waiter

FUCKING SWEET!!!

Speed Racer

Hurray, I made it to the Pain!

booooo I have to fight the Pain

Speed Racer

so far out of all three games Ocelot is by far the easiest boss

Which is funny because he's very similar mechanically to Olga, whoI'd put as one of the single hardest bosses

Duke 2.0

Well yeah that's because Olga is a boss and Ocelot is a punkass

Speed Racer

Off hand I'd probably rate the mgs 2 bosses difficulty wise as

Olga
Fatman
Rays
Vamp
Harrier
Solidus
Fortune

And mgs1 the rating is probably

Rex
Cyborg ninja
Vulcan raven
Tank
Hind-D
Psycho Mantis
Sniper Wolf 1
Ocelot
Liquid
Sniper Wolf 2

And I shuffled those lists together I'm probably lookin at:

Olga
Rex
Cyborg Ninja
Vulcan Raven
Tank
Fatman
Rays
Hind-D
Vamp
Psycho Mantis
Sniper Wolf 1
Ocelot
Harrier
Liquid
Solidus
Sniper Wolf 2
Fortune

I guess mgs3 ocelot goes above sniper wolf 2, since that and the fortune fight are both completely mindless and ocelot CAN kill you if you're not careful

I needed anime to post.

NEW METAL GEAR SCANLON

man drew stops like right before the best part of metal gear solid 2 and i'm worried that he won't get a chance to play again until the new year

Speed Racer

I needed a gnome to post. wrote: »

NEW METAL GEAR SCANLON

man drew stops like right before the best part of metal gear solid 2 and i'm worried that he won't get a chance to play again until the new year

Did he get onto arsenal?

If we're lucky they'll livestream the rest of the game on Monday

Mr. G

Reminder: Ground Zeroes is out on Steam today

The port has been getting excellent reviews

Cause hey guess what that FOX Engine is good stuff

Speed Racer

Drew killed vamp so fast...

SyphonBlue

Get Ground Zeroes PC for ~$9

miscellaneousinsanity

Drew needs to have the MGS2 Experience in the true and proper fashion

ie stumbling into arsenal at 2, 3, 4am and being swept up in the ride until the credits roll

Balefuego

DrIanMalcolm wrote: »

Mannn, Metal Gear Scanlon is really making me wish that there'll be a MGS collection for PS4 at some point

It's making me glad that I can just watch them play it and not have to do it myself.

SimBen

miscellaneousinsanity wrote: »

Drew needs to have the MGS2 Experience in the true and proper fashion

ie stumbling into arsenal at 2, 3, 4am and being swept up in the ride until the credits roll

Man

that's happened to me with so many games.

Most recently, Danganronpa. Oh surely I'm almost done I can push past my bedtime.

Three hours later, credits.

miscellaneousinsanity

this video doesn't embed probably

reigning metal gear wizard-king Big Saru put out a new MGS3 Christmas video that's appropriately festive

Mr. G

is the next Metal Gear Scanlon out yet

Diarmuid

Revengeance is currently 80% off on Steam.

miscellaneousinsanity

I hear tell ground zeroes is on sale as well

Diarmuid

Yep, 33% discount.

SyphonBlue

Diarmuid wrote: »

Revengeance is currently 80% off on Steam.

You should buy Revengeance for $6 if you haven't already.

SimBen

You know

I'd like to see what media coverage in the Metal Gear world is like.

We see a little bit of the crazy TV shows they have at the beginning of MGS4 but I'd like to see news anchors all posted along New York harbor reporting nothing new about the Big Shell situation when HEY THERE'S A HARRIER FIRING THERE, THERE'S A GUY SHOOTING AT IT, HOLY SHIT A METAL GEAR JUST EMERGED FROM THE WATER AND GRABBED THE HARRIER

and then live news coverage of the Big Shell collapsing, Arsenal emerging, and proceeding to level half of Manhattan clean off.

Oh yeah and footage of that one guy actually destroying 20 Metal Gears right there on foot and hey is that the former President fighting this guy with a fucking sword now?