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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    guys i got my first purp

    it was an auto rifle even

    it's like an smg, super inaccurate and fast firing

    i'm in love with my purp

    http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20140915

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    meeting people is cool. i am cool. only sigmund kept calling me by my forum name. but that's because i'm special.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    this [chat] is heading straight for an iceberg!

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    steam ID: stevemarks44
    OnTheLastCastle
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    michael jordan is mengde+basketball skillz Lu Bu

    Element Brian
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    you linked a cad comic. a crime punishable by death.

    however, it was somehow not a terrible one

    perhaps... we shall be... no, death it is. good day.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Element Brian
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    why is this thread not closed

    what have the mods done

    oh god, elki is playing destiny right now... i know cause i was just playing with him. NO ONE IS AT THE WHEEL OF THE SHIP

    Oh sure, we cast blame on the mods, but have any of us dared to report the thread?

    Aren't we all mods, in a way?

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Element Brian
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    *pulls out wallet to put some money in a donation bucket for fighting HIV

    *plans to give $5 but all I have are a bunch of twenties and one crumpled up one

    oh god...what do I do...

    *puts the one in the bucket

    Oh no the collection bucket person didn't even thank me

    He hates me

    everyone in the room hates me

    They saw what I did

    I'm sorry everyone

    I'm so sorry

    I don't want people to die of AIDS I'm sorry I'm sorry

    syndalisemnmnme
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    The new smash brothers is really good.


  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    this [chat] is heading straight for an iceberg!

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
    EddyElement Brian
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Jacob put this in recycle mode at one point

    Thread still being open is on Geth

    They forgot their orders

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    this [chat] is heading straight for an iceberg!

    Here is your SS Califonian.

    *cough*

  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    guys i got my first purp

    it was an auto rifle even

    it's like an smg, super inaccurate and fast firing

    i'm in love with my purp
    Puke burps are the worst

  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    *shudder*

    The sooner we decouple consciousness from this moist bag of carbon, the better.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    you linked a cad comic. a crime punishable by death.

    however, it was somehow not a terrible one

    perhaps... we shall be... no, death it is. good day.

    Shush. 1 in 20 CAD comics are funny.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    guys i got my first purp

    it was an auto rifle even

    it's like an smg, super inaccurate and fast firing

    i'm in love with my purp
    Puke burps are the worst

    no! bad wandering! bad!

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • knitdanknitdan Land Clearer Dingleberry FarmRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Did you just spoil the Wire, override? I'm only up to season 3.

    Unrelated, keep an eye out for an unexpected person in a gay bar.

    I heard we were discussing how pornography makes men bad at sex and I came as fast as I could.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    you linked a cad comic. a crime punishable by death.

    however, it was somehow not a terrible one

    perhaps... we shall be... no, death it is. good day.

    Shush. 1 in 20 CAD comics are funny.

    you left off a 0 on the 20. actually, maybe 00. tim buckley is an abomination.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Zampanov
  • GimGim Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Does DS2 not have an opening FMV that says "And such and such was defeated, but theeeeen" and then you go die for 70 hours?

    I think the opening FMV is mostly about how cursed your unlucky ass is, and some super vague and brief but still kinda neat description of the kingdom you're being drawn to

    Huh. I played a little bit of Demons Souls and that at least had a little story at the beginning. Interesting that that didn't carry over.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i, too, hate cad

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    i had my last leadership class today and i solved two logic puzzles that are apparently not ever solved in class and directed my team how to do them. then i glanced at a third team's puzzle and solved it while the teacher was talking.

    the rest of the class treated me weird for the entire rest of the time.

    it was a team building class. they're not supposed to be solved, i guess. puzzles are kind of my thing.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    well, I'ma drink some more water and sleep off this sake.

    you guys are pretty great.

    I wish I could hang out in chat all the time without losing my job, but it is not so.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    OnTheLastCastleemnmnme
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Does DS2 not have an opening FMV that says "And such and such was defeated, but theeeeen" and then you go die for 70 hours?

    I think the opening FMV is mostly about how cursed your unlucky ass is, and some super vague and brief but still kinda neat description of the kingdom you're being drawn to

    Huh. I played a little bit of Demons Souls and that at least had a little story at the beginning. Interesting that that didn't carry over.

    ds2 has a story. i know what i'm doing. you have to talk to the npcs. meanwhile DS1 just has 1 NPC say 1 thing to you once and that's it, basically

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    The new smash brothers is really good.


    I'll see you and raise you a

    _J_ wrote: »




    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »

    oh god damnit now I'm going to buy this

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Does DS2 not have an opening FMV that says "And such and such was defeated, but theeeeen" and then you go die for 70 hours?

    I think the opening FMV is mostly about how cursed your unlucky ass is, and some super vague and brief but still kinda neat description of the kingdom you're being drawn to

    Huh. I played a little bit of Demons Souls and that at least had a little story at the beginning. Interesting that that didn't carry over.

    it sets the stage, I liked it

    but they have a thing like you're talking about in DS1, like all the gods fighting the dragons if I remember right

    I don't even remember the intro thing for demons souls, I just remember the scandanavian girl's voice was unf. I think it was scandanavian anyway.

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    ds2 had more exposition they cut out because they want to be really mysterious

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    DS1 built the best world due to no fast travel til VERY late that was limited. the areas linked together in surprisingly and ingenious ways.

    that game created the best coherent world i've ever seen.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I hate DS1 so much

    I like DS2 though

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    why is this thread not closed

    what have the mods done

    oh god, elki is playing destiny right now... i know cause i was just playing with him. NO ONE IS AT THE WHEEL OF THE SHIP

    Oh sure, we cast blame on the mods, but have any of us dared to report the thread?

    Aren't we all mods, in a way?

    When everyone is a mod, no one's a mod.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Zephiran wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    The new smash brothers is really good.



    that fuckin' turtle

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    I hate DS1 so much

    I like DS2 though

    why? DS1 is fun. DS2 is just more of the same with slightly better stats.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    who will mod the mods

    Element Brian on
    21stCentury makes cool Overwatch pixel gifs btw

    Arch, here is a link to me falling down on the wave rider thing so you can watch it whenever you see me post
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
    Harry DresdenGim
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »

    oh god damnit now I'm going to buy this

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    *shudder*

    The sooner we decouple consciousness from this moist bag of carbon, the better.

    but my dear sweet jay: the body was never the prison of the soul; the soul is the prison of the body

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I hate DS1 so much

    I like DS2 though

    why? DS1 is fun. DS2 is just more of the same with slightly better stats.

    For one DS1 has wildly inconsistent difficulty, the first skeleton part is unforgiving, but much of the game is a complete joke

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Geth, close the thread.

  • GethGeth Guard Bot Registered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative Jacobkosh. Closing thread...

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