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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    part of me feels bad for kirk b

    if that was real I kind of would as well

    but the stories about brave christian ex marines standing up to homosexual secular jew professors are more likely

    It's been too long since that bit was re-posted. Here.
    A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

    ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

    ”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

    The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

    ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

    Semper Fi.
    p.s. close the borders

    I always have seen a less obvious satire version of this, maybe knocked down 1-2 steps. conversation stays the same, but pledge of allegiance is still said aloud. to which you get replies cheering it and asking for which school it happened at and a news source.

    "The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!"

    "p.s. close the borders"

    These are new additions to the copy pasta. I can't say I particularly care for either of them.

    YOLO. Swag. Whatever. Fuck it. Lets do this.
    Delmain
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I really admire funny tweets

    Seems really hard to do well

    *cop starts breakdancing*

  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    I really admire funny tweets

    Seems really hard to do well

    *cop starts breakdancing*

  • DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    WE WILL KEEP HITTING THE POAST IF IT DOES NOT POAST.

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  • cptruggedcptrugged The Only Option Registered User regular
    Jean Jackets were great.

  • cptruggedcptrugged The Only Option Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    D.. D.. D.. DOUBLE COMBOOOOOOOOOOO!

    cptrugged on
  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Icy, when I tried to post just now I got an Invalid Function Call error. Apparently despite getting it twice both attempts to post went through, so it appears to be an issue with refreshing?

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    holy shit the forums have gone mad

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
    DiannaoChong
  • NecoNeco A gross misandrist tumblr harpy Registered User regular
    Irond Will‌ lord of syntax, king of memory, master of the written word

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    looks like will is failing to get geth to obey again...

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • VanguardVanguard The worst part about being young is thinking nothing, nothing ever comesRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    everyone is having a stroke

  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Something.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    looks like will is failing to get geth to obey again...

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Geth stand down

  • TinklesTinkles YAY! Never Past Bedtime LandRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Affirmative IcyLiquid. Standing down...

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  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    geth recycle thread

  • TinklesTinkles YAY! Never Past Bedtime LandRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 4.1

    @Tav will create the new thread
    @spool32 is backup

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  • ElkiElki learned nothing, and forgotten nothing Moderator, ClubPA mod
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    cptruggedoverride367Jacobkosh
  • IcyLiquidIcyLiquid Two Steaks Montreal, QuebecAdministrator, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Lesson of the moment:

    Don't rewrite whole swaths of your robot's code without fully testing it.

    DelmainEchoBethrynChanusTehSlothWinkyCasualDiannaoChongBeNarwhalBlameless Cleric
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