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  • SokpuppetSokpuppet You only yoyo once Registered User regular
    Wait.... did I travel back in time?
    People treating gaming media as though it had integrity?
    Is... is this the 90's? :o:p

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    Sokpuppet wrote: »
    Wait.... did I travel back in time?
    People treating gaming media as though it had integrity?
    Is... is this the 90's? :o:p

    I uh, I don't know what to edit the decade part to. Before my time I guess.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Oh yeah, I don't think it'll happen. But some people are arguing that it could, and I can't say I disagree. It could happen, but lots of bullshit COULD happen. Doesn't mean it will.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    Remember that Sleeping Dogs sequel thing, Triad Wars, that we were all cautiously hopeful for?

    It's an MMO.

    So it's basically Shenmue Online.

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  • PolaritiePolaritie Sleepy Registered User regular
    I'm getting kind of jaded on MMOs. They all seem to make the same fundamental mistakes over and over, and frankly they rarely offer a playstyle I enjoy (I do not really enjoy hotbar clickfests).

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

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  • The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Fallout 4: The MMO

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  • SokpuppetSokpuppet You only yoyo once Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Polaritie wrote: »
    Sokpuppet wrote: »
    Wait.... did I travel back in time?
    People treating gaming media as though it had integrity?
    Is... is this the 90's? :o:p

    I uh, I don't know what to edit the decade part to. Before my time I guess.

    I know this is bizarre, but there was a time when magazine subscriptions were a thing...
    and when their content was entertaining & informative enough to be worth money. :-X


    Polaritie wrote: »
    I'm getting kind of jaded on MMOs. They all seem to make the same fundamental mistakes over and over, and frankly they rarely offer a playstyle I enjoy (I do not really enjoy hotbar clickfests).

    I know that this too is bizarre, but once upon a time we had these things called MUDs, MOOs, MUCKs, MUSHes, and various other colloid acronyms. Most (Many(okay... some)) of them had more interesting mechanics and offered more in-depth opportunities for roleplay than WOW and it's umpteen clones ever have. Most of them had communities of a few dozen to a few hundred players, which left room for actual human relationships and intrigue.

    You might still find things to like with Achaea, though I dunno if it's gone to hell over the years or not. Haven't been paying attention.


    Also get off my lawn! :-P

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  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Lehi, UTRegistered User regular
    Fallout 4: The MMO

    Hate me, but I would be A-OK with that!

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  • DyasAlureDyasAlure SeattleRegistered User regular
    Lots of posts to read, but I have to tell @pixelated pixie I beat Tomb Raider 2013. So, starting next week, it is ME 1 palythrough. So, I have been doing 8 pm PST, but not had many show up. Is this to late? I love streaming, but I want everyone to love it too. Thoughts?

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  • TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    Wasteland 2 is pushing all the buttons I hoped it would. Fallout 2 heavily influenced my early teenage gaming life (before that it was all Super Mario Bros. this and Ocarina of Time that), so to be presented with something in that vein but completely new and unexplored has my senses reeling. I'm still getting my bearings in how to best set-up my guys before starting combat, and I'll frequently either initiate combat with the wrong person, or all people, or not clear jams and reload weapons in-between encounters etc. but those are things I'll get used to.

    I also love how my deranged and brawny heavy-hitter with a spiked baseball bat is also a computer science major.

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  • SumanaiSumanai muh PTRegistered User regular
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

    So that's why Half Life 3 is taking so long. It all makes sense now!

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  • Karrde1842Karrde1842 Registered User regular
    Fallout 4: The MMO

    Why would you even joke about this? If it does come true, I know who to come after.

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    I'm not sure the recommendation function is working 100% yet. It just suggested Insurgency and Wargame: Red Dragon because I recently played You Need a Budget.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    So, as one of the resident people who has written way too many reviews, would any of you other folks be interested in having a "PA G&T Steam Recommends" group that people can follow as a "curator" and be able to have our reviews collected in a single place?

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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    Jragghen wrote: »
    So, as one of the resident people who has written way too many reviews, would any of you other folks be interested in having a "PA G&T Steam Recommends" group that people can follow as a "curator" and be able to have our reviews collected in a single place?

    I'd definitely join in.

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  • JragghenJragghen Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Okay, no idea how this thing actually works, but I figure I'll start kicking this can down the road in case others are interested (I'm about to crash, but will check in the morning).

    Link to the group. It's completely sparse at the moment, and I've not yet set it up for curation. We'll leave it invite-only like Adventure Group (people who aren't active in the thread should still be able to follow, I believe), and for starters, any person who meets the baseline for curation (10 reviews) will be made Moderator so their reviews show up. PM me if you want to join.

    We'll crowd-source other regulations in terms of what we want out of our reviews, but as a starting point, I'd propose the following: No straight-up joke reviews (read: I'll delete and remake my L4D2 review) unless the joke is actually genuinely useful in terms of what the game is about; you actually need to own the game on Steam (or demonstrably own it at GOG/Humble/another digital site) in order to post a review.

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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
    I know this is bizarre, but there was a time when magazine subscriptions were a thing...
    and when their content was entertaining & informative enough to be worth money. :-X
    I remember being excited to read PC Gamer. Now when I see it it's like seeing a loved one that's been turned into a bloated, shuffling zombie.
    Polaritie wrote: »
    I'm getting kind of jaded on MMOs. They all seem to make the same fundamental mistakes over and over, and frankly they rarely offer a playstyle I enjoy (I do not really enjoy hotbar clickfests).
    Preeeetty much. Even the ones that claim to do something "wildly different!!111!" are just the same basic concepts with some different wallpaper. There are some rare exceptions like Planetside and Eve Online, both of which are games I've sunk a huge amount of time into, but generally "MMO" is a kiss of death when it comes to whether I'll give a shit about a game or not. They're just so god damn stale, boring, and grindy. Bleah.

    On the topic of things that aren't god damn stale, boring, and grindy have you people played Hack'n'Slash? No? Why the fuck not!? The entire game is pure Double Fine goodness and even if you're not a coder (I'm not) you'll still have a lot of fun figuring the different puzzles out and in some cases, breaking the game just because it's funny. The writing is fun and dare I say kinda cute, and the general art design isn't mindblowing but it is visually entertaining and does a fantastic job representing the concepts of game code in a visual sense. Hell, you might even accidentally learn something about basic coding along the way!

    Ever see a creature spawner endlessly dispense turtles like a rapid fire machine gun? I have, and it's fantastic, at least until the game chugs to a screeching halt due to hundreds of turtles being crammed into one spot.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    Woo, one more game off the backlog, uh...only several hundred more to go.

    I kind of liked deadpool, at least once I turned down the difficulty to easy. Other than the one (fairly large) caveat about ranged enemies doing stupid damage with no good systems to close on them effectively, the combat was actually pretty fun. Actually trying to aim the guns was hit or miss, but using the auto-aim as part of the gunkatas in melee flowed really well, and the melee combo systems flowed really nicely.

    The humor was...very Daniel Way-ish, except maybe even a bit more crass (I don't mind Way too much), but I don't remember Deadpool being quite the horndog he is in the game. When it got away from that part though, it did have some good jokes.

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  • TOGSolidTOGSolid Drunk sailor Seattle, WashingtonRegistered User regular
    Spoit wrote: »
    Woo, one more game off the backlog, uh...only several hundred more to go.

    I kind of liked deadpool, at least once I turned down the difficulty to easy. Other than the one (fairly large) caveat about ranged enemies doing stupid damage with no good systems to close on them effectively, the combat was actually pretty fun. Actually trying to aim the guns was hit or miss, but using the auto-aim as part of the gunkatas in melee flowed really well, and the melee combo systems flowed really nicely.

    The humor was...very Daniel Way-ish, except maybe even a bit more crass (I don't mind Way too much), but I don't remember Deadpool being quite the horndog he is in the game. When it got away from that part though, it did have some good jokes.

    Yeah, there were a couple areas in particular where the ranged enemies in particular were total bastards. They're not insurmountable, just kinda annoying to get through. Most of the game's combat is pretty fun though. (I played on Medium and Hard. Yes, I beat it multiple times because wooo Deadpool!)

    I'm a huge fan of the comics and even I was kinda blindsided by the horndog stuff too but much like those few ranged areas, it's only a couple meh spots. The rest of the writing is pretty solid WayPool. I particularly enjoyed Cable's appearance.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Sumanai wrote: »
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

    So that's why Half Life 3 is taking so long. It all makes sense now!

    Half-Life 3 is going to feature a Disney Infinity like system so you can fight all the bosses of all the games in your Steam library.

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  • chris: waffle kingchris: waffle king whiskey-fueled crank Osaka's OverbellyRegistered User regular
    TOGSolid wrote: »
    I know this is bizarre, but there was a time when magazine subscriptions were a thing...
    and when their content was entertaining & informative enough to be worth money. :-X
    I remember being excited to read PC Gamer. Now when I see it it's like seeing a loved one that's been turned into a bloated, shuffling zombie.
    Polaritie wrote: »
    I'm getting kind of jaded on MMOs. They all seem to make the same fundamental mistakes over and over, and frankly they rarely offer a playstyle I enjoy (I do not really enjoy hotbar clickfests).

    On the topic of things that aren't god damn stale, boring, and grindy have you people played Hack'n'Slash? No? Why the fuck not!? The entire game is pure Double Fine goodness and even if you're not a coder (I'm not) you'll still have a lot of fun figuring the different puzzles out and in some cases, breaking the game just because it's funny. The writing is fun and dare I say kinda cute, and the general art design isn't mindblowing but it is visually entertaining and does a fantastic job representing the concepts of game code in a visual sense. Hell, you might even accidentally learn something about basic coding along the way!

    Ever see a creature spawner endlessly dispense turtles like a rapid fire machine gun? I have, and it's fantastic, at least until the game chugs to a screeching halt due to hundreds of turtles being crammed into one spot.

    Aww man...why you gotta say stuff like this. Even if i had the money, i sure as heck wouldn't have the time.

    Saa...sounds pretty keen, though.

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  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Hmmmm. With the new steam redesign, I'm finally able to see all the games that were region locked for users outside the US. Don't know if they'll accept my filthy foreign money yet, but at least it's a step in the right direction. Maybe it's time to buy my third copy of Alpha Protocol.

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  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular

    Dear Steam,

    If it has the tag "MMO" or "Free to play" I will be completely skipping over it.

    If there was a way to completely hide F2P and MMO games in your store, I'd take it.

    Steam, just stop. Go home. You're drunk.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    BYToady wrote: »
    Sumanai wrote: »
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

    So that's why Half Life 3 is taking so long. It all makes sense now!

    Half-Life 3 is going to feature a Disney Infinity like system so you can fight all the bosses of all the games in your Steam library.
    Stop giving them ideas! You'll delay the game even further.

  • EvmaAlsarEvmaAlsar Birmingham, EnglandRegistered User regular
    Steam explained how its new Discovery Queue would recommend games to me similar to those I've played before, or stuff I'd be interested in.

    Then it recommended Final Fantasy XIII to me.

    I don't think we're going to be friends, Discovery Queue.

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  • ShadowhopeShadowhope Baa. Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Also, while looking at games in my queue, I want an option for 'feel free to keep this game popping up, I just have no interest in getting a feed on it, wishlisting it, or paying $59.99 for it. '

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  • HerothHeroth Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

    Its like its '05 and everyone is saying 'warcraft as an mmo is really successful! we should do that!'

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Heroth wrote: »
    "That franchise you wanted a sequel from is coming as an MMO!" is getting to be a depressingly familiar refrain.

    Its like its '05 and everyone is saying 'warcraft as an mmo is really successful! we should do that!'

    You misspelled 'Me too!'



    The reality is that for probably less dev time they can make a game that will make more money in subs (before the inevitable F2P-to-shutdown cycle) and be far more profitable with the barebones maintenance that they'll eventually offer. They're not looking for WoW 10+ million numbers. They're looking for a tenth of that for about six months. So not only will they make bank, they'll also get to scratch that title off their list of things people bitch about wanting.

  • VeagleVeagle Registered User regular
    Shadowhope wrote: »
    Also, while looking at games in my queue, I want an option for 'feel free to keep this game popping up, I just have no interest in getting a feed on it, wishlisting it, or paying $59.99 for it. '

    I think that's what happens if you just hit next without selecting any of those. At least I hope it's what it does, or else my storefront is gonna get a lot more empty.

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  • PoseidonPoseidon Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    If I browse fullscreen then how am I supposed see the other windows I have open?
    Alt+tab does it for me, lots of open windows on one screen would make my eyes race non stop.

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    I'm just glad I can finally stop Early Access shit from showing up now.

    As a people, we need to stop buying games before they're done.

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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    If I browse fullscreen then how am I supposed see the other windows I have open?

    Have you never heard of tabs?!?

    Next you're telling me you've been using internet explorer this whole time...!

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  • Pixelated PixiePixelated Pixie They/Them Registered User regular
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    I'm just glad I can finally stop Early Access shit from showing up now.

    As a people, we need to stop buying games before they're done.

    Au contraire, some of the best games (in fact, THE best) I've played in recent years came out of early access, including some games that likely would not ever have seen the light of day without the influx of money early access offers. In fact, I would like a section that features early access only.

    Some early access gems, off the top of my head:
    State of Decay (have I mentioned this is one of my favorite games ever?)
    Divinity: Original Sin (so damn good)
    Wasteland 2 (all that and toasters too)
    Grim Dawn (this one is still early access, actually, but is solid and is shaping up to be one of my favorite ARPGs)
    Blackguards
    Neo Scavenger
    Abyss Odyssey
    Prison Architect
    ... and a bunch more I can't immediately think of while I'm at work.


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    Chipmunks are like nature's nipple clamps, I guess?
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  • Blackbird SR-71CBlackbird SR-71C Registered User regular
    Looking at the new steam store page, something inside me goes

    "IT HAS BEGUN!"

    And I have no idea what "it" is in this context, and that really scares me.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    But does the new Steam homepage let you tag things based on if Pixie has it yet?

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    Drake wrote: »
    Nope. Shitty subway game or nothing.

    The only thing this reminds me of is the Russian-distributed Death to Spies 2, which is basically Soviet spy ring Hitman where, instead of killing rednecks at a wedding in Mississippi, you kill Nazi officers in the Western USSR (so, more uniforms and less guns).

    But, as with Hitman, that's in third-person, and disguises and stealth are important (the game even has the awkward, patience-demanding handling of the old Hitman games). And you never even meet Stalin.

    Though the story, while lackluster, is no where near as stupid as anything in Modern Warfare.

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  • Vi MonksVi Monks Registered User regular
    Not sure if this has been posted yet (this thread is sooo fast), but you can now middle-click links (games, community hub, etc.) in the Steam client, and it will open the page in a new window.

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    Vi Monks wrote: »
    Not sure if this has been posted yet (this thread is sooo fast), but you can now middle-click links (games, community hub, etc.) in the Steam client, and it will open the page in a new window.

    Nice! (You could shift-click to do this before. But now I don't have to ponderously engage my left arm to cruise sales on Steam. ;) )

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  • Talus9952Talus9952 Registered User regular
    Not really steam, but Newegg has a 256GB Crucial SSD for $99 with promo code EMCPAHG23

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