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Taking [Chat] to the [Chat]less Until Death: Judge Minty

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The Fault in Our Stars Honest Trailers had to be hard to write. But I think they nailed it.

    My favourite Honest Trailer is Pokemon.

    Yeah, different company writes it, but it was still hilarious.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    CasualRMS OceanicdescbloodyroarxxGonmunBeNarwhalMrAnthropyElkijakobaggerCindersWinkyDiannaoChongVanguardRear Admiral ChocoAresProphetInfamyDeferredwandering
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    look at this girl

    all humble brag about getting the ladies

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    GonmunDemonStaceyDelmain
  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    I have a job interview tomorrow. Actually pretty much my first one ever. This will be a new thing.

    RMS Oceanic
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    (you will be fine shiv just one babby step at a time)

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    OMG this puppy is available to adopt with a local rescue organization

    omgomgomgomg we cant handle a puppy right now but i want him so muchhhhh

    o1ykofk7wo7h.jpg

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    y2jake215syndalisGonmunMrAnthropyWinkyRedTide
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    puppies are so not worth it

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    CindersDiannaoChong
  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver young ass popeRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    OMG this puppy is available to adopt with a local rescue organization

    omgomgomgomg we cant handle a puppy right now but i want him so muchhhhh

    o1ykofk7wo7h.jpg

    lil..Wayne.....

    I don't think u can pass this one up gooby

    U gotta start young puppy records right now

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    syndalisGooeydescGonmunMrAnthropyjakobaggerDemonStaceyCindersRedTide
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2014
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    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    Gooey on
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    DemonStaceyCindersDiannaoChong
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    @Gooey that is a cute puppy.

    So long as there isn't a future where you expect to travel internationally long-term for work, I say go for it.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    Gooey
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    @Jacobkosh‌ @Thomamelas‌ @Wash‌ @‌OtherComicFolk

    Good idea to pick up Matt Fraction's Hawkeye trades?

    Very yes!

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    descGonmunBogartHaphazard
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    OMG this puppy is available to adopt with a local rescue organization

    omgomgomgomg we cant handle a puppy right now but i want him so muchhhhh

    o1ykofk7wo7h.jpg

    Lookit those ears! So floppy!

    Do it Gooby! Do it before I get him!

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
    MrAnthropy
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    (you will be fine shiv just one babby step at a time)

    (no shiv listen to Narwhal babby steps are for babbies, take blind leaps they're more fun)

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User regular
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?

    KalkinoJacobkosh
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
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    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    look puppies are very cute and all but if you're responsible for them they're a nightmare

    they pee or poo once every fifteen minutes, they demand constant attention, they cannot be left alone for any amount of time and they destroy everything they find

    they are about as much work as a human baby

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    BeNarwhalKid Presentable
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    @Jacobkosh‌ @Thomamelas‌ @Wash‌ @‌OtherComicFolk

    Good idea to pick up Matt Fraction's Hawkeye trades?

    So much yes!

    desc
  • descdesc top one mate get sortedRegistered User regular
    I loled:

    Gooey
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    look at this girl

    all humble brag about getting the ladies

    It's not a humble brag I didn't even off handedly mention my enormout penis or the fact that I can bench press 2.5 skyscrapers.

    Casual
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    What kind of monster...

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • y2jake215y2jake215 Lars von Trihard/Cinnabon Iver young ass popeRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    look at this girl

    all humble brag about getting the ladies

    It's not a humble brag I didn't even off handedly mention my enormout penis or the fact that I can bench press 2.5 skyscrapers.

    Bench bigger than a tower we ain't talkin bout eiffels

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
    BeNarwhal
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    For real though I just generally am like "what am I doooooingggggg" but apparently I am attractive to some people anyway.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    For real though I just generally am like "what am I doooooingggggg" but apparently I am attractive to some people anyway.

    That is the best feel

    BeNarwhalCasualwandering
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
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    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    look puppies are very cute and all but if you're responsible for them they're a nightmare

    they pee or poo once every fifteen minutes, they demand constant attention, they cannot be left alone for any amount of time and they destroy everything they find

    they are about as much work as a human baby

    On the other hand, puppy!

    CasualGooey
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    look at this girl

    all humble brag about getting the ladies

    It's not a humble brag I didn't even off handedly mention my enormout penis or the fact that I can bench press 2.5 skyscrapers.

    Bench bigger than a tower we ain't talkin bout eiffels

    Not enough people have encyclopaedic 'Anaconda' lyrics knowledge

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    y2jake215
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    We are also meeting up for lunch sometime apparently.

    CasualCindersGonmunBeNarwhalRMS Oceanic
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?

    This kind of post is why we all prefer Bogart's clone, @boogart who is much more positive about the EU

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
    Bogart
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    @Shivahn‌ very happy for you! much excite!!

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    Gonmun
  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
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    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    look puppies are very cute and all but if you're responsible for them they're a nightmare

    they pee or poo once every fifteen minutes, they demand constant attention, they cannot be left alone for any amount of time and they destroy everything they find

    they are about as much work as a human baby

    I have to admit that my wife was not overly keen those first few weeks we got out dog. She did not take to crate training at all and it was to the point where we just caved and let her sleep on the bed. And the having to take her out in the middle of the night wasn't always fun but at least she would scratch at the door to let us know when she needed to for the most part. Still once we could go a whole night with not being woken up it was heaven.

    Since then she's been awesome. So long as we take her out right before bed she lasts through the night no problem and will sleep in her bed till around 5:30-6am. Then she'll hop up on our bed, paw at the blanket and climb in between the wife and move between our legs and curl up in a ball.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
    If you have a sec, check out my podcast: War and Beast Twitter Facebook
    wanderingNocren
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?

    This kind of post is why we all prefer Bogart's clone, @boogart who is much more positive about the EU

    I tried to get into the EU but frankly Darth Putin was just way over the top with the villainy.

  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?
    Well, for the GoW books, the writers of GoW actually put together a binder filled with stuff about the setting just to help her with the book. She sent it back without looking at it.
    It's not that she just has trouble with research, she actually has it as her policy that she'll only look up what characters did and when, nothing about their motivations or characterization. Thus, most of her books involve a whole lot of character assassination and a general misunderstanding of complex moral issues.

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    Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Keeping watch over all of the Nightwings Stayed true 'til the end.Registered User regular
    Gneh, today is gonna be a slow day, but I am already super anxious.

    Feels bad, man.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?

    This kind of post is why we all prefer Bogart's clone, @boogart who is much more positive about the EU

    I tried to get into the EU but frankly Darth Putin was just way over the top with the villainy.

    It's not that a character that resorts to brute force as their MO can't be compelling, but when more subtle options are at their fingertips and they ignore this it breaks suspension of disbelief.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Oh right I exchanged numbers with some girl on OKC last night.

    Every step of this is confusing and alarming.

    look at this girl

    all humble brag about getting the ladies

    It's not a humble brag I didn't even off handedly mention my enormout penis or the fact that I can bench press 2.5 skyscrapers.

    Bench bigger than a tower we ain't talkin bout eiffels

    Not enough people have encyclopaedic 'Anaconda' lyrics knowledge

    @surrealitycheck‌

    By the way, that burg I posted earlier? Enjoyed it while listening to Nicki and Sir Mix-a-lot preach on loop

    I could feel the spirit of Scheck coursing through me

    And yes it took more than one playthrough of da song to devour that thing

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    surrealitycheck
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    Gneh, today is gonna be a slow day, but I am already super anxious.

    Feels bad, man.

    21st

    Everyone else is silly and dumb

    You are da bes

    My motivational speeches are significantly affected by tiredness

    Go 21st go

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    tumblr_lhwz1u5kz41qbwcmwo1_r1_500.gif
    Casual wrote: »
    puppies are so not worth it

    look puppies are very cute and all but if you're responsible for them they're a nightmare

    they pee or poo once every fifteen minutes, they demand constant attention, they cannot be left alone for any amount of time and they destroy everything they find

    they are about as much work as a human baby

    It's a fraction of the work of a baby for like... wwaaaaayyyyyyy shorter amount of time.

    Like just take a few days off work to have a long weekend and you are through the worst of it. Granted if no one in your house is home all day that is not ideal. You need to at least be able to get home at lunch time to make sure everything goes smoothly.

    If you can do that though? Ezpz after the first few nights of no sleeping.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    After my brother moved out he left behind Preacher Volumes 1, 2, 3 and 8.

    I need to check if he has 4-7 and 9.

    DiannaoChong
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User regular
    edited September 2014
    cB557 wrote: »
    Well, for the GoW books, the writers of GoW actually put together a binder filled with stuff about the setting just to help her with the book. She sent it back without looking at it.

    It's not that she just has trouble with research, she actually has it as her policy that she'll only look up what characters did and when, nothing about their motivations or characterization. Thus, most of her books involve a whole lot of character assassination and a general misunderstanding of complex moral issues.

    From what I remember of the characters in GoW the characters were a succession of bull-necked slabs of meat in power armour with one, perhaps two, personality traits. What character was there to assassinate?

    Note: I have not read, and am exceedingly unlikely to read, any GoW or Halo tie-in fiction. Same goes for Star Wars (except the first three, and then under duress).

    Bogart on
  • BogartBogart Newsflash, fuckwads: I'm a good person. Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    I have every sympathy for a writer just shaking their head and saying nope when faced with the prospect of researching something as terrible as the Star Wars EU.

    What kind of research is possible in the GoW 'universe'?

    This kind of post is why we all prefer Bogart's clone, @boogart who is much more positive about the EU

    Nothing made from my genetic tissue would read a book about the Star Wars EU willingly. I've read three, under duress, because my brother bought them for me as a Christmas present. They were the 'good' ones, but were still terrible.

    wandering
  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    cB557 wrote: »
    Well, for the GoW books, the writers of GoW actually put together a binder filled with stuff about the setting just to help her with the book. She sent it back without looking at it.

    It's not that she just has trouble with research, she actually has it as her policy that she'll only look up what characters did and when, nothing about their motivations or characterization. Thus, most of her books involve a whole lot of character assassination and a general misunderstanding of complex moral issues.

    From what I remember of the characters in GoW the characters were a succession of bull-necked slabs of meat in power armour with one, perhaps two, personality traits. What character was there to assassinate?

    Note: I have not read, and am exceedingly unlikely to read, any GoW or Halo tie-in fiction. Same goes for Star Wars.

    Gears of War had a much bigger and better backstory than was conveyed through conversations with the largely generic characters, to be honest.

    Gears, in the singleplayer, was more about the feeling than the script. They did a great job building these once-beautiful places and ruining them through years of war and neglect and entropy. It's a terrible world, made worse through the actions of bad people.

    It's not inspiring by any stretch, but it did its job.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
    DasUberEdward
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