Like for reals, I had a breakdown once at my old job on the phone with my mom because I made a really simple mistake that inconvenienced a customer once. I told her I felt so stupid and actually had a fear they paid my teachers to pass me through high school and college because I thought I was that stupid.
my self esteem issues got me like...
mim I want to make sure you believe me so I'm gonna come at this from a weird angle
you're really really dumb
but you passed school and will excel in this job no problem
Like for reals, I had a breakdown once at my old job on the phone with my mom because I made a really simple mistake that inconvenienced a customer once. I told her I felt so stupid and actually had a fear they paid my teachers to pass me through high school and college because I thought I was that stupid.
my self esteem issues got me like...
Make me some eggs, bacon and coffee.
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TehSlothHit Or MissI Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered Userregular
it doesn't seem like an especially effective way of killing people to fetishize
It's effective in the sense that the victim is dead. Human beings can be surprisingly resilient when it comes to being stabbed or shot. The downside is that it's really hard to do cleanly.
I haven't watched the IS beheading videos so I am not sure, but I thought they mainly basically cut the guys throat first because actually properly beheading someone is really hard without the proper tools.
does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Oh. In that case, show up for work slightly early, in pressed clean clothes, and dont be retarded.
You will excel.
Like for reals, I had a breakdown once at my old job on the phone with my mom because I made a really simple mistake that inconvenienced a customer once. I told her I felt so stupid and actually had a fear they paid my teachers to pass me through high school and college because I thought I was that stupid.
my self esteem issues got me like...
mim I want to make sure you believe me so I'm gonna come at this from a weird angle
you're really really dumb
but you passed school and will excel in this job no problem
Like for reals, I had a breakdown once at my old job on the phone with my mom because I made a really simple mistake that inconvenienced a customer once. I told her I felt so stupid and actually had a fear they paid my teachers to pass me through high school and college because I thought I was that stupid.
my self esteem issues got me like...
Make me some eggs, bacon and coffee.
I've only ever made instant coffee.
the rest I can do
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does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Like for reals, I had a breakdown once at my old job on the phone with my mom because I made a really simple mistake that inconvenienced a customer once. I told her I felt so stupid and actually had a fear they paid my teachers to pass me through high school and college because I thought I was that stupid.
my self esteem issues got me like...
mim I want to make sure you believe me so I'm gonna come at this from a weird angle
you're really really dumb
but you passed school and will excel in this job no problem
*dies*
on the other hand though
you're not dumb at all
and 99.9% of office work is bullshitting and acting like you know what you're doing, then from time to time when the fates align and something goes right, you jump on it before anyone else and claim credit!
then you build up a store of goodwill with your boss to last you through the long hard mediocre months between random successes
Casual on
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Is this a GS position or a contractor position?
This is a company that works for the government. So...contractor?
I'm so upset I was THIS CLOSE to finally getting to go to the Puerto Rican day parade and then getting it snatched from me by my bad-weave wearing boss.
does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Is this a GS position or a contractor position?
This is a company that works for the government. So...contractor?
Yes contractor. It's an important distinction. For now don't worry, as long as you don't muck about in govie office politics you will be fine.
does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Is this a GS position or a contractor position?
This is a company that works for the government. So...contractor?
Yes contractor. It's an important distinction. For now don't worry, as long as you don't muck about in govie office politics you will be fine.
What, you mean like gossip and shit? Am I supposed to worry when I get dragged into that?
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
you buy that product, the first day the cat seems to like the box. The cat never uses it ever again and goes out of your way to flop on your keyboard and mosue
When I get my medical insurance, I do plan to begin seeing a therapist.
I mean, believing your parents can actually pay off your professors when you get good grades and only believing that you actually earned your bad grades has to be some fucked up self-esteem shit that needs curing.
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does this job seem doable and i'm just freaking out thinking it'll be too hard for no reason or should I begin to prepare to get fired:
Job Title: General Office Worker (GOW)
Job Purpose: The GOW supports CIS Adjudications functions by providing clerical and administrative support in the processing of N-400 (Application for Naturalization) and I-485 (Application to Register as a Permanent Resident or Adjust Status).
Essential Duties and Responsibilities (Day to day functions):
General Office Workers provide support for the processing of other forms and applications used in the adjudication process.
GOWs perform all clerical tasks related to preparing for and conducting Naturalization ceremonies, including the preparation and distribution of Naturalization certificates and the retrieval of documentation from applicants.
GOWs contact applicants to schedule dates and times of interviews and naturalization ceremonies.
They file copies of naturalization certificates and notices in the appropriate alien file.
Additional Duties and Responsibilities:
Accomplishes all tasks as appropriately assigned or requested
Minimum Experience, Education and Licensure:
High School Diploma or equivalent
U.S. Citizenship
Should have at least one year’s work experience preferably in an administrative or customer service field. The GOW must be computer literate, be able to enter data at a reasonable rate, express or exchange ideas by the spoken word, and sit or stand for long periods of time. Must qualify for a USCIS security clearance.
Computer skills required: Computer literate, data entry skills required
Minimum Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
Ability to work effectively and efficiently in a team environment and relate well to others
Ability to show initiative and commitment to the company’s goals
Ability to readily adapt to changing requirements
Strong commitment to performing and producing at the highest level of quality at all times
Ability to manage individual workflow effectively and improve processes when necessary
Ability to communicate clearly and effectively with coworkers both in written and verbal
communications
Positive attitude focused on customer satisfaction
Physical Requirements:
While performing the duties of this job, the employee is occasionally required to stand; walk; sit; use hands and fingers to handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; use fingers and hands to type or write; reach with hands and arms; talk or hear; taste or smell. Specific vision abilities required by the job include close vision, distance vision, color vision, peripheral vision, depth perception, and the ability to adjust focus. The GOW must also be able to conduct repetitive body movements, push, reach, stoop and/ or bend and lift up to 45 pounds repetitively at times.
Work Environment:
This position is performed in a traditional office environment.
apply now
this is actually the job I start on the 6th. I was just hoping it seemed easy and would be a good first foray into office work.
Is this a GS position or a contractor position?
This is a company that works for the government. So...contractor?
Yes contractor. It's an important distinction. For now don't worry, as long as you don't muck about in govie office politics you will be fine.
What, you mean like gossip and shit? Am I supposed to worry when I get dragged into that?
don't be dragged into it. It doesn't matter how righteous and just the cause, if there is a problem, and a contractor is involved, you will be replaced because the government people can't be so easily.
I mean my parents are broke. They didn't even have money to send me to school so to believe they had some stashed away to pay for As and Bs would be insane.
I think.
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mim I want to make sure you believe me so I'm gonna come at this from a weird angle
you're really really dumb
but you passed school and will excel in this job no problem
I just wanna go home
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Or any other countries mediocre steel.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Oh. In that case, show up for work slightly early, in pressed clean clothes, and dont be retarded.
You will excel.
*dies*
here's the tools of the trade of the skarpretter/mestermann, a profession that has died out in Norway
a knife ain't gonna cut it
http://i.imgur.com/BxSW3es.gif
you can look at a white wolf character sheet and not start sobbing openly. You can handle an office job
I've only ever made instant coffee.
the rest I can do
on the other hand though
you're not dumb at all
and 99.9% of office work is bullshitting and acting like you know what you're doing, then from time to time when the fates align and something goes right, you jump on it before anyone else and claim credit!
then you build up a store of goodwill with your boss to last you through the long hard mediocre months between random successes
I really should catch up on season 3. Season 2's end seemed like it was gonna be a full on world shake up.
Only works with bases from that company though - they're flat-edged rather than tilted like nearly all other companies do them.
This is a company that works for the government. So...contractor?
calling a spade a spade and not a synergetic soil management system is a good sign
manual soil translocation device
digitally automated manual soil translocation human interface
Was expecting this
Aw, I do like crab.
Sometimes we do things and I'll think "Loser what the fuck do you have me playing."
You'll be fine.
For reals.
A game constructed by autistic neckbeards who really like dice
What, you mean like gossip and shit? Am I supposed to worry when I get dragged into that?
you are Irish, yes
I mean, believing your parents can actually pay off your professors when you get good grades and only believing that you actually earned your bad grades has to be some fucked up self-esteem shit that needs curing.
Shouldn't it have been whiskey?
don't be dragged into it. It doesn't matter how righteous and just the cause, if there is a problem, and a contractor is involved, you will be replaced because the government people can't be so easily.
I think.
All the racist jokes you know, in one long spiel
end with "fuck you right in the pussy"
Jeg ønsker deg lykke og hell på ferden, og håper alle ting i livet faller din vei og er deg til gagn.
Speaking of, I'm bored, Imma go drink.
Irish will spread their proverbial booze legs for any bottle