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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

    That struck my curiosity too

    Dish, [chat] guys

    If I got a winning lottery ticket or something, I'd buy one of the fancier $300 ones.

  • VanguardVanguard Some people say in Hell, They're having a fair.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    when i sent desc an ello invite i assumed he would blow his cover but nope

    still dr doom

    Blameless ClericBeNarwhalspool32ChanussurrealitycheckForceVoid
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    vMwsXVj.jpg

    It don't been butt if it ain't got that jut

    also I apparently have the same hairline and manner of facial hair as will. Though a bit more advanced in the grey but in the same pattern (the chin and back by the ears first)

    yeah it doesn't really show in this photo but i'm about 25% on the way to the mitt/ mr fantastic

    Wqdwp8l.png
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

    That struck my curiosity too

    Dish, [chat] guys

    I totally own a fleshlight

    I've used it like, twice.

    Cleanup is too gross to make it a regular thang

    And miles to go before I sleep.
    BeNarwhalCasual
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    I would admit it if I owned one, but I don't. I don't have any sex toys.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    Already got the gray in my eyebrows and sideburns.

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    wazilla wrote: »
    I don't think there's a single spot in my house that I can stand straight up, hold my arms out, and rotate 360 degrees without hitting things.

    I need a workout space.

    I should do that.

    we just threw out our coffee table and replaced it with a little ottoman

    our living room actually feels kind of spacious for once

    Wqdwp8l.png
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I've got grey in my beard and hair. And one spot by my temple that is way more grey then the rest of my hair.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback NCAA is terrible but can we ignore that for the next 4 months pls and thank youRegistered User regular
    i am a sex toy
    use me
    please?

    Bless your heart.
    Casual
  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    when i sent desc an ello invite i assumed he would blow his cover but nope

    still dr doom

    Belasco was taken, and spool gave me shit until I used my real name...though, he's got a point.

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    I would try out the kinect workouts but my xbox is in my bedroom and I sit on my bed to play.

    There's one in the living room but that's my roommates and I'd feel too weird. Also I'd have to do it after they went to sleep.

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i have one single spot on my right sideburn that is maybe about 10 grey hairs

    i have had it since i was 12 or so

    919UOwT.png
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    spool32Belasco32InfamyDeferred
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    Already got the gray in my eyebrows and sideburns.

    ReedRichards.jpg

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I don't think there's a single spot in my house that I can stand straight up, hold my arms out, and rotate 360 degrees without hitting things.

    I need a workout space.

    I should do that.

    we just threw out our coffee table and replaced it with a little ottoman

    our living room actually feels kind of spacious for once

    But where do you put your coffee, Will

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    .
    bowen wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »

    Are you a psychology and/or history professor?

    Alternate:
    Are you an undercover wizard and/or a Bolshevik

    11793-1.png
    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
    Blameless Clericbowen
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Hrm. Just back from school in time to inb4 the lock.

    Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i look kind of like the middle-aged comstock in bioshock infinite

    damn you weren't lying when you said president in the 1800's

    someone get this man a tophat

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Blameless ClericcB557
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    Belasco32Casual
  • InfamyDeferredInfamyDeferred Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Only a couple more years and a poster will honestly admit that 9/11 was before they were born.

    Casuala5ehren
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    *hugs cindy and sobs furiously*

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    Cinders
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal Beholden To None Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    Untrue!

    I am forever young

    *flees*

    *spryly*

    Narwhal I think you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Dark Raven X
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle Will I ever be more than I've always been? Registered User regular
    gooey, are you coming to PAX south?

    I'm a published writer and have a very unique and interesting writing style. I'm also sharp and witty. My profile is well-written and hilarious. My messages are likewise brilliant. And I've been doing this stuff for...four or five years. I know what "works" in terms of good internet dating writing. "Works" in the sense of leading to a "date" with a human female.

    twitch.tv/onthelastcastle
  • TTODewbackTTODewback NCAA is terrible but can we ignore that for the next 4 months pls and thank youRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i have one single spot on my right sideburn that is maybe about 10 grey hairs

    i have had it since i was 12 or so

    That's where Elsa knicked you with her magic ice ray.
    YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ANNA

    Bless your heart.
    Element Brian
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    We are as close to 1996 as 2032

    11793-1.png
    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
    InfamyDeferred
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    I don't think there's a single spot in my house that I can stand straight up, hold my arms out, and rotate 360 degrees without hitting things.

    I need a workout space.

    I should do that.

    we just threw out our coffee table and replaced it with a little ottoman

    our living room actually feels kind of spacious for once

    But where do you put your coffee, Will

    on the ottoman. it has storage in the middle and the top cushion can be flipped over to reveal a flat surface

    it's not a perfect solution but i think i like it better than the coffee table

    Wqdwp8l.png
    BeNarwhal
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Here's the latest offering by my Silicon Valley-based client, MillionaireMatch.com -- LUXY, it's basically Tinder without the poor people...

    TINDER MINUS THE RIFF RAFF:

    SHOP FOR AFFLUENT PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

    “It works just like Tinder,” said the CEO of LUXY. “With one big exception: Our app allows users to weed out the poor and unattractive.”

    What a terrible PR firm.

    kedinik
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

    That struck my curiosity too

    Dish, [chat] guys

    I totally own a fleshlight

    I've used it like, twice.

    Cleanup is too gross to make it a regular thang

    after that you used it to beat your poor girlfriend with!

    *ancient chat reference*

    i write amazing erotic fiction

    its all about anthropomorphic dicks doing everyday things like buying shoes for their scrotum-feet
    Winky wrote: »
    Corgis are totally the white people of dogs
    CindersDark Raven X
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Only a couple more years and a poster will honestly admit that 9/11 was before they were born.

    Then what will be the national disaster that unites us in idiotic paranoia?

  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    Being older isn't so bad. I'm 40, spool32 will be 40 at the end of this week, and I'm honestly glad to have my 20s and some of that other shit behind me...my 30s were pretty cool, but 40s are looking even more promising!

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    i have one single spot on my right sideburn that is maybe about 10 grey hairs

    i have had it since i was 12 or so

    That's where Elsa knicked you with her magic ice ray.
    YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ANNA

    i feel like this is from a childrens movie

    919UOwT.png
    TTODewback
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric Seelie in the streets, Unseelie in the sheets Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    Omg shut up you are all babies I have friends with parents fifteen years older than mine and if my dad is an "old" then you all must be younger than him and this makes you basically like only 1/4 to 1/3 through your life you're only old when you get to the last fourth and even then maybe you'll be cool-old and still drive your hover car and know how to work an iFace shut up

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    BeNarwhalspool32Belasco32CasualInfamyDeferred
  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    end of thread pooaoaaasttt

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * ~ Week-Long Dance-a-thon Booty Ribbon ~ * ~
    Dark Raven X
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Oh god we are so old

    Being older isn't so bad. I'm 40, spool32 will be 40 at the end of this week, and I'm honestly glad to have my 20s and some of that other shit behind me...my 30s were pretty cool, but 40s are looking even more promising!

    Look, if I manage to miss the invention of holodecks by like a year, that will really suck.

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    gooey, are you coming to PAX south?

    I'm not really sure tbh

    over the next few months i have a bunch of huge things coming up so i am dealing with them one at a time

    once i am clear of these next few hurdles i will start thinking about pax south :]

    919UOwT.png
  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Belasco32 wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like guys without hair.

    I also like guys with body hair. It's not that big of a deal.

    On the body hair topic.

    My underarms have been pretty much reclaimed by nature at this point. I would like to state for the record that this is the most comfortable I have been moving my arms basically ever.


    Underarm hair is the best.

    she's gone full hippy!

    I've done this for reasons of comfort, not politics, but it is in my top 5 best decisions

    You should've taken the all natural f'ing patchouli oil based deodorant I bought for you with you, then doing 1968 impression wouldn't be necessary.

    Patchouli is horrible.

    1968? More like an impression of the 1996 University English Department (Also the Drama Department)

    Patchouli is horrible, but it does work really well at cutting down the "you smell like a trucker" aspect of life, especially when combined with vanilla powder.

    And her going back to 1996 is especially amusing, since that's the year she was born.

    #olds

    Oh my god she is babby

    it is mind boggling to me that someone born in 1996 is now 18

    ack time is passing

    Only a couple more years and a poster will honestly admit that 9/11 was before they were born.

    Then what will be the national disaster that unites us in idiotic paranoia?

    Obamacare obv

    11793-1.png
    day9gosu.png
    QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X The woods are lovely dark and deepRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    does anyone actually own a fleshlight

    That struck my curiosity too

    Dish, [chat] guys

    I totally own a fleshlight

    I've used it like, twice.

    Cleanup is too gross to make it a regular thang

    after that you used it to beat your poor girlfriend with!

    *ancient chat reference*

    And then we fucked on the boat!

    And miles to go before I sleep.
    DemonStaceyCasualInfamyDeferred
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