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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    For those of you that like to stare at beards, here is an Instagram of beards. An Instabeard if you will.

    http://instagram.com/beardbrand I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY ARE SFW OR NOT!

    If you are self conscious about your beard, don't look here it's just models. Take it from a lady, never look at models.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    I have been documenting my progress on twitter





    It has been slower going than I remember.

    It'd take me three or four months to get even that much.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Pictures please Chico

    Honestly, you can hardly even see what I've grown so far.
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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    I think it's progressing well.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Pictures please Chico

    Honestly, you can hardly even see what I've grown so far.
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    I thought I was the only person here suffering from Chicken Pot Pie Mouth

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Flarne wrote: »
    chrishallett83 wrote: »
    Some valiant efforts in here gents, but in your haste to grow a fine and luxurious beard, don't forget that it is Novembeard, not StartgrowingithalfwaythroughOctoberbeardmonth.

    No beardshaming.
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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    I think I made it past the initial itchy as hell phase. phew

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I'm off for like 2 weeks and that's probably enough time for me to come back to work with a beard

  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    I keep a chin beard year round and hate hw I look with a naked chin now. I can't bring myself to shave it in order to compete fairly.

  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Day five (I jumped on board late)

    The itching is driving me slowly insane

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  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
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    This is my beard since Oct 17th

    Snowbear on
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Pictures please Chico

    Honestly, you can hardly even see what I've grown so far.
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    You shaved too hard. That's the exact opposite of what you should be doing.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    All you people complaining about itchiness. I've had a consistent beard for going on 10 years.

    You people don't know itchiness.

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    You'll never win an olympic gold medal in swimming with that kind of attitude.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    You'll never win an olympic gold medal in swimming with that kind of attitude.

    i already have

  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    You'll never win an olympic gold medal in swimming with that kind of attitude.

    i already have

    Are...are you Mark Spitz?

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  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    UPS had a pretty strict dress code for management. No beards, but mustaches were allowed for some reason. No visible tattoo no piercings. Dress shirt and pants everyday, even though the facility had no heating or AC

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  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    I've seen guys come in with 5 o'clock shadows that were forced to go to the washroom and shave with disposable razors the manager kept around.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    UPS had a pretty strict dress code for management. No beards, but mustaches were allowed for some reason. No visible tattoo no piercings. Dress shirt and pants everyday, even though the facility had no heating or AC

    Weird. Back when I wokred at the porn shop we had UPS drivers show up all the time with beards and tattoos; that was about 20 years ago now tho.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    You'll never win an olympic gold medal in swimming with that kind of attitude.

    i already have

    Are...are you Mark Spitz?

    Charles de Vendeville actually.

    No, no, no need to bow. Oh well go on then.

  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    I've seen guys come in with 5 o'clock shadows that were forced to go to the washroom and shave with disposable razors the manager kept around.

    That's kinda creepy.

  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    This wasn't a customer-facing facility, and the dress code applied to management
    Drivers had their own crazy rules, trust me UPS was super strict about how people should look when wearing their uniform

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This wasn't a customer-facing facility, and the dress code applied to management
    Drivers had their own crazy rules, trust me UPS was super strict about how people should look when wearing their uniform

    Wait

    Doesn't UPS also like, not employ people and call them "private contractors" so they don't have to give benefits

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    i already have a thick, full beard, does that count

  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Not at all
    UPS is actually good about benefits

    I think you're thinking of Disney?

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  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Fedex doesn't unionize their workers either

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Snowbear wrote: »
    Not at all
    UPS is actually good about benefits

    I think you're thinking of Disney?

    Nope, apparently its fedex

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2014/08/27/fedex-misclassified-drivers-as-independent-contractors-rules-ninth-circuit/

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
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    "It's Beardy."

  • SnowbearSnowbear Registered User regular
    Ghosted, ChinchillaSnacks

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.

    I know a lot of places won't let you have the shitty growing phase at work, but if you have a neat beard or grow one on your time off you're fine.

  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    I"ll just grow on my beard after-hours then.

  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    monsterror wrote: »
    All you people complaining about itchiness. I've had a consistent beard for going on 10 years.

    You people don't know itchiness.

    If it still itches, you've done something wrong.

  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    here I'll scratch it for you

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i already have a thick, full beard, does that count

    Only if you post it.

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Snowbear wrote: »
    This year I can participate because I left a job that required me to be clean shaven for the past 5 years. I have no idea what I look like with a beard. I am so excited!

    This blows my mind. Are there really places that FORBID you to have a beard? That seems more than a little insipid.
    I worked at a food service factory that didn't allow facial hair beyond a moustache. Generally places like that would allow them and make their employees wear beard nets but I guess they didn't like the cost/hassle of that.

    They also charged employees twice as much for health insurance if they smoked, and when calling for people from temp services specifically asked for non smokers.

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    When does the itching start?

    I've never had the itching.

    Am I bearding incorrectly?

    What does a body have to do to get his full and sexy beard to itch in a full and sexy way?

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    I read this as "Month of Hate Beards" and I thought, "Yeah, that seems about right."

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Day 7 beard status:

    Entering dirty stubble phase. Moving slower than I'd like.

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