What the shit is the Black Company?
You know that dark fantasy series you like? A Song of Ice and Fire? The Malazan Books of the Fallen? That kinda deally jam?
Yeppers!
This is the weird, scarred, crippled uncle of those kinds of stories, one who smells weird and talks funny but has a ton of stories. And lies. It's the darkest of dark fantasies about a mercenary unit in the employ of the darkest power in the world, an ancient and powerful sorceress called the Lady. The Company has, well, a very high turnover rate. There's a reason why the last collection is called The Many Deaths of the Black Company. Also, wizards are incredibly, stupidly, ridiculously hard to kill in it. And that's awesome.
The main character, or at least the one who narrates the most is the Company's surgeon, named Croaker. Croaker is pretty neat, given that he's a pretty alright swordsman but a pretty good doctor. He's the Company's Annalist, a record keeper who writes the history of the Company as it does what it does. This is a super important job and the framing device of the entire series.
Sounds hip! What are the books? What order do I read them in? Gimme the goods!
Slow down there, sport. Here's a list yanked from good ol' Jimmy Whales website:
The Books of the North
The Black Company—May 1984
Shadows Linger —October 1984
The White Rose—April 1985
The Books of the South
Shadow Games —June 1989
Dreams of Steel—April 1990
The Books of the Glittering Stone
Bleak Seasons —April 1996
She Is the Darkness —September 1997
Water Sleeps —March 1999
Soldiers Live —July 2000
Spin-offs
The Silver Spike—September 1989
To sum up this OP, this is rapidly tieing the Dark Tower as my favorite fantasy series every written, and given Malazan has it's own thread, I thought, what the hell? I do ask that y'all be considerate about slinging spoilers.
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As soon as I finish my Vlad Taltos & Khaaveren reread.
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The funny part is how much this is an understatement.
I need to finish reading the last book (last two books maybe) so I don't know how it all ends. I kind of don't want to. The point I left off at is one where it seems like it can't get much better but it can still get worse and I'm so scared you guys!
And yes I want to watch a series based on this. Seeing them make all the different wizards into characters would be amazing.
And then the Silver Spike happened...
The ending works for the series. I can't really go further into it without major spoilers.
'Band of Brothers' meets 'oh shit oh shit oh shit it's a wizard' ?.
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Anyway, they were a very fun read. Don't know how much there is to explicitly talk about them, but good all around.
Man, it's been a while since I finished - I seem to recall there being an unresolved plotline I was curious about, but for the life of me I can't remember what.
e: Also, I'd remove the annalists for the novels from the list, since that's kinda spoilers.
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Or even an XCOM type game. Lots of strategy, and narration from the current Annalist as you play ala Bastion.
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Huh.
Okay. Eliza Dushku is producing this and playing the Lady.
This came the fuck out of nowhere, honestly.
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My biggest worry about this series is David Goyer being attached as a writer.
Guessing any adaptation is going to be pretty different from the novels, though, as they won't be told via the perspective of a single annalist.
Later books spoiler:
Also I had no idea new books were getting published in this series. Huh.
Awesome!!!!
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She's an ok actress, but this type of IP seems to be a bit above what she's capable of doing. There's a reason among the Dollhouse cast she was the one who was the weakest there. Eva Green would be a better fit for The Lady.
That said, it depends on what type of show they're making this like. Are they going to go full Game of Thrones, or Legend of the Seeker? The latter will make her stand out less.
Amazon have part of the first book as a free download, if anyone hasn't read them.
Good stuff - I'm in the mood for some morally ambiguous fantasy drama.