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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.

    Time to wank.

    wait what?

    I have many questions.

    I believe the first is: what is "full-shower day"?

    This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.

    So I don't.

    But -- I don't understand what washing the hair on your scalp has to do with, ya know

    ladies are weird.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong I resent your generic comment and will report it Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    like a ruler, my d is twelve inches long and perfectly straight

    Rectangular, 12" x 1" x 0.125"

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
    Shazkar ShadowstormApothe0sisspacekungfuman
  • Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    Condoms are awful. It is debatable whether it is even worth it to put one on to have sex. Monogamy 4 life (literally).

    Bel looks like a badass bitch that's kept an unruly house in line through sheer force of will
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    what we in philly called a puerto rican sponge bath

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i'm one of those blessed people who realized that my hair never gets greasy

    i use water soluble product too

    so i never have to wash my hair

    it is always silky smooth




    pretty sure i am the ultimate ubermensch based on this

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.

    Time to wank.

    wait what?

    I have many questions.

    I believe the first is: what is "full-shower day"?

    This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.

    So I don't.
    ...right.

    Do you get ...wank off... in your hair?

    TehSlothspool32
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    can ladies call it wanking

    i feel like that is a dick specific term

    Apothe0sisspacekungfumanjakobagger
  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    I'm terrible at sex, so condoms are helpful so I last more than 4 seconds.

    Sometimes I get up to 8.

    Greeper is now Minister Of Communication in my new regime.
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Syndalis, if you knew anything about Greeper, you would know Greeper is never not field dressing a stag.
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    ladies need to call it frigging

  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.

    Time to wank.

    wait what?

    I have many questions.

    I believe the first is: what is "full-shower day"?

    This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.

    So I don't.

    right but my question is how you wash your body otherwise

    i get you don't want to scrub the oils out of your hair or w-e

    do you mean when you don't take a 'full shower' you like, but your hair in a bag? or you take a bath

    or you spit in the crooks of your elbow and rub really hard?

    shower cap?
    bathe rest of body

    Cinders
  • Ravenhpltc24Ravenhpltc24 So Raven Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Kana wrote: »
    Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.

    Time to wank.

    wait what?

    I have many questions.

    I believe the first is: what is "full-shower day"?

    This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.

    So I don't.

    right but my question is how you wash your body otherwise

    i get you don't want to scrub the oils out of your hair or w-e

    do you mean when you don't take a 'full shower' you like, but your hair in a bag? or you take a bath

    or you spit in the crooks of your elbow and rub really hard?

    Depends on how late I am in the morning. Most of the time I put my hair in a shower cap and go to town. Other times are reduced to a quick rinsing of the key areas.

    (V) ( ;,,; ) (V)
  • KanaKana Registered User regular
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    i'm one of those blessed people who realized that my hair never gets greasy

    i use water soluble product too

    so i never have to wash my hair

    it is always silky smooth




    pretty sure i am the ultimate ubermensch based on this

    welp fyi I hate you now

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 4.9

    @Kana will create the new thread
    @Cinders is backup

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