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Woman Arrested After Early-Morning Wine and Pie Incident
After drinking a bottle of wine inside a Northgate grocery store early Monday morning, a 48-year-old woman roamed the store eating handfuls of pie before she was arrested by police.
The incident began around 6 AM, when an employee saw the woman drinking a bottle of wine in the store and asked her to leave. Instead, the woman drank the rest of the bottle and walked over to the store’s bakery where she picked up a blueberry pie. The woman then proceeded to eat fistfuls of the pie in the store’s coffee shop before ditching the dessert and walking out of the store.
At around 2:30 this morning, Seattle police got a call about a man rolling down the western side of Capitol Hill in an office chair, and found the man near Lakeview Boulevard and E. Highland Drive.
When officers contacted the man—who was carrying a set of drum sticks, had a hubcap tied to his arm, and was wearing motorcycle goggles and several scarves and purses—he sat down in his chair and told police he was “late for a gig.”
The 29-year-old man initially gave police a fake name and then told officers to handcuff him.
After obliging the man’s request, officers sat the man back down in the chair and rolled him over to the curb. The man then rolled himself back into traffic and fell out of his chair (it happens to the best of us) but was caught by one of the officers.
As police helped the man over to the curb and sat him down again, he spat at an officer. The man missed the officer, but warned his salvo of spittle was simply a “warning” shot.
Officers then searched the man and found he was carrying a 12″ crowbar, and had stuffed a belt buckle and necklace into his gloves.
And finally, for someone about to be served in wine...
Days after moving into the Leschi neighborhood, a man called police and said he was chagrined by fowl noises coming from a nearby home.
When officers arrived at the man’s home near East Alder Street and Erie Avenue around 8:15 Sunday morning they quickly identified the culprit.
“I could plainly hear the suspect rooster crowing,” Officer Elizabeth Consalvi wrote in her report of the incident. “The noise from the rooster was loud, raucous, frequent, continuous and repetitive.”
The rooster, Officer Consalvi wrote, was clearly in violation of Seattle’s noise laws. Futhermore, the cockerel also appeared to be in violation of the city’s stringent chicken restrictions, which—with some rare exceptions—prohibit Seattle residents from owning roosters.
Police contacted rooster’s owner, who told officers that up until last week, he “believed that the suspect chicken was a female.”
The owner then informed officers the bird would not be an issue much longer, as he planned to eat the rooster later that week.
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