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[Superheroes] Cheese beam from the cheese dimension

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  • DedwrekkaDedwrekka What Would Nyarlathotep Do? Registered User regular
    Gustav wrote: »
    Gustav wrote: »
    The convenience store Reed works at is the Fab Fuel, Food, and Fizz. That's where they get their logo.

    I'm trying real hard to make a slurpee name out of Galactus.

    The Slurpee machine will have cherry and blue flavors, and then you will realize that the Slurpee machine is Galactus.

  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    GalactGULP

    No. That won't do.

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    GalacTASTE

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    He's actually a store-specific antacid

    Gah! Lactos!

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    There it is.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    i remember when kingdom come superman came into the regular dc universe for something, i think maybe to fight superboy prime? it was awesome.

    first time Superboy Prime has ever been positively linked to the word "awesome"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    i remember when kingdom come superman came into the regular dc universe for something, i think maybe to fight superboy prime? it was awesome.

    no, that was Earth-2 Superman vs Superboy Prime

    Kingdom Come Superman was in JSA

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    Langly wrote: »
    i remember when kingdom come superman came into the regular dc universe for something, i think maybe to fight superboy prime? it was awesome.

    no, that was Earth-2 Superman vs Superboy Prime

    Kingdom Come Superman was in JSA

    yeahhhhhhh that's right

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    oh please tell me you don't have fond memories of Infinite Crisis

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    i have fond memories of kingdom come superman being ridiculous

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    oh please tell me you don't have fond memories of Infinite Crisis

    I'm a sucker for evil Superman stories.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    jesus christ wirehead

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    jesus christ wirehead

    Only certain kinds of course, like Ultraman.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I didn't mean evil Clark Kent.

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  • OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
    Speaking of Kingdom Come, look who's showing up from it's pages come February.

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Minotaur Gunslinger Aquaman?

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    that's Magog

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Spoilers. This is for people who have already seen the movie.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    this is my .45 that i use when my magic spear isn't doing the trick

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Magog is a parody character but nobody at DC seems to understand that

    see also: Lobo

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  • Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Magog is a parody character but nobody at DC seems to understand that

    see also: Lobo

    like he was literally created to serve as a personification of everything wrong with comics in the 90's.

    look at him, he's basically a distillation of Lee/Liefeld/McFarlane characters of that era

    he was Image Comics made flesh

    taking him seriously is the worst

    Magog isn't cool or a legitimate character in other contexts

    he was a symbol for the themes of Kingdom Come.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    It'd be like saying "you know who we should bring back? That fucked up version of Superboy from a universe where Superman is a fictional character and he's just a crazy asshole, and ignore the specific story context he was made for and instead make him the core of a major comic book event"

    good thing DC never did that, eh

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    It'd be like saying "you know who we should bring back? That fucked up version of Superboy from a universe where Superman is a fictional character and he's just a crazy asshole, and ignore the specific story context he was made for and instead make him the core of a major comic book event"

    good thing DC never did that, eh

    Yeah. Instead they just said "Hey, let's have Kurt Busiek do a mini about that idea. Only, you know, without the asshole and with the context. That would be cool."

    And they did and it was!

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    You cant get Kurt Busiek to write away all your problems!

    I checked its cost prohibitive

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    You cant get Kurt Busiek to write away all your problems!

    I checked its cost prohibitive

    Yeah especially for DC

    They don't have the GDP of a small country it'd require ohhhhhhh Centipede Damascus Hi5 me

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  • KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    It'd be like saying "you know who we should bring back? That fucked up version of Superboy from a universe where Superman is a fictional character and he's just a crazy asshole, and ignore the specific story context he was made for and instead make him the core of a major comic book event"

    good thing DC never did that, eh

    I will give DC credit for having the nerve to show so much open contempt for their readers in how they made Superboy Prime into a parody of comic book fans. They couldn't insult the readers more if they had pictures of Didio giving the finger on every page.

  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    this is my .45 that i use when my magic spear isn't doing the trick

    Hahaha, I didn't even notice the gun the first time around because my eyes rolled up into my sockets when I saw Magog's face

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    oh he also has a bicep bandoleer for his gun that pretty clearly uses a clip?

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    You cant get Kurt Busiek to write away all your problems!

    I checked its cost prohibitive

    Yeah especially for DC

    They don't have the GDP of a small country it'd require ohhhhhhh Centipede Damascus Hi5 me

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    So the Avengers/Attack on Titan story got published

    Apparently the pages and all dialogue from characters that aren't Marvel read right to left like normal manga

    But the Avengers' dialogue is left to right like American comics

    That's

    Pretty great

    All Along The Watchtower: A DCAU Podcast.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    huh?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    You know when you are wearing baroque space armour and wielding some sort of space staff, your entire body wreathed in a corona of eldritch purple lighting, wearing a fucking gat on your waist kind of de-glamourises the whole look

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Like especially a big fat ass revolver, chunky revolvers make me thing of schlubby guys in cheap suits who smoke a lot

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    anyhow I'm reading Fraction's Punisher: War Journal right now and it's good stuff

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    That post is hard for me to parse

    On one hand: Punisher... good? naw no way

    On the other hand: Matt Fraction

    I am conflicted.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    anyhow I'm reading Fraction's Punisher: War Journal right now and it's good stuff

    It's hit or miss. Fair warning that Howard Chaykin is the artist in the last volumes.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    the current Punisher series is fucking incredible and I say that as someone who has never liked a Punisher solo book before

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    That post is hard for me to parse

    On one hand: Punisher... good? naw no way

    On the other hand: Matt Fraction

    I am conflicted.

    Remender also wrote a good run on Punisher!

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