ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
edited November 2014
There was a Confederate General in the Civil War named Leonidas Polk. By all accounts he was a pretty miserable cunt of a human being. He had some success in the Western Theater but is generally best known for being unable to avoid a pissing match with his brother officers, or if one wasn't available, starting one. Also for how he died. He and a couple of other officers were scouting a hill not too far from Atlanta, over looking Union lines. Well Sherman spotted them on the ridge line and called for fire. Some accounts said Polk was just physically slow, some say he stood there with defiance in his eyes. What they all agree on is the third shell cut him in half. Sniped by cannon.
My daughter watches that literally EVERY DAY while eating breakfast. DVDs.
Still not tired of it
Omg babies
How old is she now? I just saw my cousin who is 10 months and the only thing she wanted to do was walk only she couldn't walk herself yet so that meant batting at my lap and dragoon one me into holding her arms up so he can walk about (so much work... There should be a teaching babies to walk workout)
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ElldrenIs a woman dammitceterum censeoRegistered Userregular
There was a Confederate General in the Civil War named Leonidas Polk. By all accounts he was a pretty miserable cunt of a human being. He had some success in the Western Theater but is generally best known for being unable to avoid a pissing match with his brother officers, or if one wasn't available, starting one. Also for how he died. He and a couple of other officers were scouting a hill not too far from Atlanta, over looking Union lines. Well Sherman spotted them on the ridge line and called for fire. Some accounts said Polk was just physically slow, some say he stood there with defiance in his eyes. What they all agree on is the third shell cut him in half. Sniped by cannon.
*TF2 Domination Jingle*
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
My daughter watches that literally EVERY DAY while eating breakfast. DVDs.
Still not tired of it
Omg babies
How old is she now? I just saw my cousin who is 10 months and the only thing she wanted to do was walk only she couldn't walk herself yet so that meant batting at my lap and dragoon one me into holding her arms up so he can walk about (so much work... There should be a teaching babies to walk workout)
I'm convinced that one of the medications I'm on is a secret appetite suppressant. Which is a good thing, now I don't need nearly as much food to feel full. The only downside is that for thanksgiving, seconds are right out and dessert has to wait an hour or so.
“I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
BrotherMister has a 3 year old girl, and a boy on the way.
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
BrotherMister has a 3 year old girl, and a boy on the way.
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
Your optimum game for stuff like this is one that will cause a proper brawl. This varies by group of kids of course but Monopoly often works.
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CindersWhose sails were black when it was windyRegistered Userregular
BrotherMister has a 3 year old girl, and a boy on the way.
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
Your optimum game for stuff like this is one that will cause a proper brawl. This varies by group of kids of course but Monopoly often works.
Or Risk. So much of a time investment that no one is happy when they lose.
MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
Here's the thing with Mousetrap: the whole point of that game is the stupid fucking mousetrap going off. And, even if you can find the pieces and build it so that it all actually works, the payoff only happens if you randomly happen to land on one square in the full monopoly-style board! Even as a 0-year-old I could tell that it was fucking stupid.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
BrotherMister has a 3 year old girl, and a boy on the way.
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
Your optimum game for stuff like this is one that will cause a proper brawl. This varies by group of kids of course but Monopoly often works.
Or Risk. So much of a time investment that no one is happy when they lose.
Right. Bonus points if you teach all of the kids involved how to cheat.
BrotherMister has a 3 year old girl, and a boy on the way.
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
Your optimum game for stuff like this is one that will cause a proper brawl. This varies by group of kids of course but Monopoly often works.
Nah.
Nerf guns and Chemistry sets.
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ThomamelasOnly one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered Userregular
And I just got a great idea for a [chat] title as well.
I will pull one from my drafts. I have a delightful one about a group of Klan members who decided to go after a bunch of NAACP members who were mostly combat veterans and expected them to show up.
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Sedgwick. Union General from CT.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Omg babies
How old is she now? I just saw my cousin who is 10 months and the only thing she wanted to do was walk only she couldn't walk herself yet so that meant batting at my lap and dragoon one me into holding her arms up so he can walk about (so much work... There should be a teaching babies to walk workout)
And you're not even doing it right! 6 AM is already so late should be 2
First Halloween now Black Friday
Why don't we get the good holiday where we eat Turkey ?
MrMister is a mediocre uncle, but still finds it all very charming.
*TF2 Domination Jingle*
Provide sugar and toys that require batteries. That's how you win the uncle game.
MrMister, when are you going to settle down and make me some grandchildren?
Also noisy toys that are hard to shut off.
You left out 80's action movies.
Christmas?
Though I did eat turkey yesterday! One slice, wafer thin
Also toys that can double as caltrops. Lego is the classic choice for this.
@poshniallo @peoplewhatlikecuteness
It happened last year too.
We're infected.
I'm pretty sure that Mousetrap is the game you give if you hate your relative
It's up there with 'drum set'
said my mother
We're using Schrek as an infection for 4th of July on the basis that it's a holiday about cheeseburgers.
Eh, I always hated Mousetrap as a kid. Too long to do, and the thing never works right.
You want games that the kid will love you for, but your siblings will loathe.
The plane is here
Nobody else
I should be allowed to just go fly it off right? That's how it works? Self-serve international travel?
Oh my brother knows the drum set is coming. And I taught one of my nephews how to lay down a basic rock beat using pots and pans.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
We have Orange Antibodies which will help us reject it.
Christ was?
What is this
A holiday for a man from Roman Judea? Bah
I'd prefer a holiday for a good British hero, like Constantine of York
Yeah, Mousetrap is not even a game. It's a list of parts that don't fit together, and then you're missing one, and then the new game is "look for missing bits, be unhappy."
*Continental Market beckons*
Your optimum game for stuff like this is one that will cause a proper brawl. This varies by group of kids of course but Monopoly often works.
Or Risk. So much of a time investment that no one is happy when they lose.
Geth is just.
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Right. Bonus points if you teach all of the kids involved how to cheat.
Choose Your Own Chat 1 Choose Your Own Chat 2 Choose Your Own Chat 3
Nah.
Nerf guns and Chemistry sets.
I will pull one from my drafts. I have a delightful one about a group of Klan members who decided to go after a bunch of NAACP members who were mostly combat veterans and expected them to show up.
On average, this thread was zooming by at warp 2.7
@Thomamelas will create the new thread
@Bogart is backup