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Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive.

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
The nature of this thread is simple. Post your lies that you've used throughout the course of the day here and gain karma for whatever fate awaits you.

You also may not lie in the thread of lies, otherwise we might have a paradox and the universe will cease to be.

Format suggestion:

backstory:

What I said:

What I wanted to say:

Or chose your own.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: I don't like your girlfriend.
    What I wanted to say: I think that we should get together now.

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    mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I told my coworker I needed a method
    Which would test whether or not two courses were equals
    Little did he know, that I needed TWO methods
    And now he's writing them both.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    man I haven't lied yet today let me get on that

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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    NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BEAR IS DRIVING

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I coordinated a plan with my friend wherein we will tell our band director that we had a sectional on Monday, when in reality we have no plan to do so, cuz our part is stupidly easy.

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FozzUp.jpg

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    What I said: I don't like your girlfriend.
    What I wanted to say: I think that we should get together now.
    Yes.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: "I'm going to lunch."
    What I meant: "I'm stopping by the marijuana dispensary."

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    MiracleManSMiracleManS __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I lied about lying.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I Said: I never lie to you.


    The Truth: I never lie to you about anything important, but when I said I went to bed last night around midnight I mean I didn't get any sleep because I was playing Dawn of War and reading the Wikipedia entry on Adam Warlock.

    Edit: It seems I was beat'd?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said:

    "No, I'm not having a party or anything."

    What I meant:

    "No, you aren't invited to my party because while I like you, you're a caustic asshole who takes getting used to and has no concept of when it is appopriate to tease people. My friends would hate you and you would embarass me with your conduct."

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony, that is dishonest, but probably a good call.

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think that was my only lie today.
    But then it's only 1. There's a lot of day left.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony, that is dishonest, but probably a good call.

    He's an alright guy, and I like working with him.

    But jesus christ.

    I've hung out with him outside of work and he's so sarcastic and mean spirited so to people who don't know him he's kind of a dick.

    Also, I know he's got a hang-up about "the gay", in that he's basically a homophobe. And Deemer will be there and it'd just be a bad idea to mix those crowds all around. I can be friends with homophobic dudes, I just gotta be careful about how I interact with em and in what scenes I hang around them.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: "I tried it once"

    What I meant: "Fuckin' super high"

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony, that is dishonest, but probably a good call.

    He's an alright guy, and I like working with him.

    But jesus christ.

    I've hung out with him outside of work and he's so sarcastic and mean spirited so to people who don't know him he's kind of a dick.

    Also, I know he's got a hang-up about "the gay", in that he's basically a homophobe. And Deemer will be there and it'd just be a bad idea to mix those crowds all around. I can be friends with homophobic dudes, I just gotta be careful about how I interact with em and in what scenes I hang around them.

    This is sounding like more of a good call the more information you divulge.


    I know that guy, Pony. I used to hang with a guy like that. I eventually got sick of hanging with him.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I rarely outright lie. For example, outright saying to someone I am not having a party when I am is usually the sort of dishonesty I avoid.

    Lying by omission, though? Boy howdy that's my bread and butter.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "I'm not gay"

    It is a factual statement.

    Not really a lie.

    Because I am not, in fact, a homosexual.

    However, what I am not saying becomes important there.

    I do that sort of thing on a regular basis, especially with my family. I kinda have to.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I Said: I will totally get that to you next weekend.


    What I Meant: I will totally get that to you next weekend.


    What Happened: I am purging your heretical ass, mother fucking Tau shitstains.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh, man, Geronimo is on the TV.


    I remember this movie being fucking badass.


    I would really love to study some North American tribal languages.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    what i said: "no, i'm not interested in her like that, we're just friends"

    what i meant: "yeah, actually, we fucked on your couch last night"

    what happened: he didn't believe a damn word of it, but dropped it anyway



    see, lying is useful!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well I say this a lot

    "I don't have enough money"

    What I'm really saying a lot of the time, "I don't have any money that I'm willing to spend on what you want me to spend it on."

    notice how I said a lot of the time?

    that means if I ever use this on any of you, I have an out

    I could be telling the truth

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    SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: "I don't feel too good. Think it was the taco bell I ate the other day. I'm going to go home and get some rest"

    What i meant to say: "I feel better from being sick yesterday, but its Friday and I want to go home."

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey, where'd pony's post go?

    did i imagine it?

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony.



    Pony, I saw that one.



    Leave it, we are not here to judge you.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: "It's not busy today, Davis is fine out there and doesn't need me, and he's cool with me leaving an hour early."

    What I meant: "It is kinda busy, but it's my motherfucking birthday you cocks and Davis is being nice to me on that account, just let me leave you shits."

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's okay Pony. I did that once too.
    [edit: In reference to your deleted post.]

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony.



    Pony, I saw that one.



    Leave it, we are not here to judge you.

    I didn't say it today, I said it months ago

    Wasn't in the spirit of the thread.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    You guys all need to write more stuff here and then delete your posts.

    I swear I will keep them all secret.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    If we are extending it beyond today's lies, well man I got a lot I could say.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony.



    Pony, I saw that one.



    Leave it, we are not here to judge you.

    I didn't say it today, I said it months ago

    Wasn't in the spirit of the thread.

    I forgot about that part.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Pony.



    Pony, I saw that one.



    Leave it, we are not here to judge you.

    I didn't say it today, I said it months ago

    Wasn't in the spirit of the thread.

    I forgot about that part.

    shit, as did i

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah when you delete your posts mods can still see them

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this is not a lie of today

    What I said: "Actually, she really likes you, and I mean, I know you like her, it's alright. I'm cool with it. We can throw back some Fireball and have a good time, it's no big deal."

    What I meant: "She's breaking up with me because she'd rather be with you, and I'm cool with that since it wasn't working out between her and I anyway. However, I'd like to fuck you as well. Jesus christ, I mean, look at you. I figure if I get enough whiskey in you and put a vag between us, I got a good chance."

    Guess how that turned out.

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    What I said: Hi
    What I wanted to say: Shit, you have huge tits!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Starfuck wrote: »
    What I said: Hi
    What I wanted to say: Shit, you have huge tits!

    Pony on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm guessing you fucked both of 'em.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    I'm guessing you fucked both of 'em.

    ;-) :whistle:

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Starfuck wrote: »
    What I said: Hi
    What I wanted to say: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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