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PAYDAY2 [CHAT] (please read OP if you play)

CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
edited December 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
So there's this awesome co-op video game called payday2 where you wear cool masks, carry awesome moddable guns and rob people.

you can be any one of these guys

Payday-2-Characters-Screen-Masks.jpg

From left to right, Chains, Dallas, Hoxton, or Wolf (bugger off Chains though he's mine).

Recently they added in a guy from some movie called John Wick

John_Wick_Real_Shades.jpg

soon they'll add in this chick!

t_payday2_ep5_trailer.jpg?

also they do cool stuff at Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UeM33Tx6VE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IviXt2ydOJU

The best thing about this game though? Your fellow chatters play it!

already we have games going with the following people

@Shivahn‌
@nexuscrawler‌
@Elldren‌
@‌Greeper
@simonwolf‌
@Quid‌
@PotatoNinja‌
@DiannaoChong‌
@RonaldoTheGypsy‌
@Nova_C‌

and me too of course, so if you play this and fancy playing with cooler people than usual tell me and I'll add your name to the list so we can all heist together!

This post brought to you with the blessing of @Jacobkosh‌

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    also it should be noted the above list is PC gamers

    if there are console players we can start a new list!

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    I have this!

    I have even installed this!

    I have never played it :(

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I have this!

    I have even installed this!

    I have never played it :(

    You installed it because i told you to and you'll play it because I told you to, mister.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    this chat title is all wrong, you didn't use brackets and it's all caps

    2/10 would not bang

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Casual wrote: »
    So there's this awesome co-op video game called payday2 where you wear cool masks, carry awesome moddable guns and rob people.

    I wanna play

    someone buy me a windows rig, stat



    stat I say

    Atomika on
  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    this chat title is all wrong, you didn't use brackets and it's all caps

    2/10 would not bang

    Prefer free drinks to poor naming schemes. I'm going back to old chat.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    noooo atomikaaaaaa

    the @s

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    if you need a video card I have an extra geforce 760

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    You're killin' me jacobkosh

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Yo Atomika, re: last [chat]

    That totally counts :razz:

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Delmain wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    this chat title is all wrong, you didn't use brackets and it's all caps

    2/10 would not bang

    Prefer free drinks to poor naming schemes. I'm going back to old chat.

    It's closed now, and since the only people who posted on 104 were the thread-killer and Geth, I'm iffy on the drinks thing


    Everyone blame the corgi

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    I play this game.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I play this game.

    I don't, making it bad.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    @Atomika - if you want it, I will buy you NWN2 complete collection. Your PC presumably can handle it.

    I do not own a PC

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    i very occasionally play payday 2

    steam name: Organichu

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    http://www.gog.com/promo/big_winter_sid_meier_bundle_051214

    WOW. $5.95 for Alpha Centauri, Pirates and Colonization. And other games too!

    GoG is da bes

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Haha saying "yo" felt really rude, even in text

    Not doing that again

    ...

    Yo Casual, I <3 you

    Okay, context helps

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I have this!

    I have even installed this!

    I have never played it :(

    You installed it because i told you to and you'll play it because I told you to, mister.

    b-b-but Dragon Age Inquisition

    Aaaaaaand now the song is stuck in my head again god damnit bioware

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Also fucking nerds are a pain in the ass and will whine for hours about how the dice fucked them and not their terrible strategy.

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Fake Gamer Goat Registered User regular
    @Casual‌
    Add me to this PAYDAY2 list

    I am

    SURPRISINGLY

    PotatoNinja on Steam

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    So what you are saying is

    JP-IanMalcolm.jpg

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Also fucking nerds are a pain in the ass and will whine for hours about how the dice fucked them and not their terrible strategy.

    See also Blackjack and Poker players

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Basically humans are bad at dealing with randomness

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    jesus Christ I was searching the front page for literal SECONDS before I found this damn thread

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Also fucking nerds are a pain in the ass and will whine for hours about how the dice fucked them and not their terrible strategy.

    Nerds that are good at calculating odds on the fly are the worst strategists

    Mostly because they invariably fail to account for the fact that a series of rolls are only likely to tend towards their statistical mean for very large sample sizes

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    this thread is sorely lacking in brackets

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    jesus Christ I was searching the front page for literal SECONDS before I found this damn thread

    The failed formatting of this [chat] thread is literally the worst part of my day so far

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Also fucking nerds are a pain in the ass and will whine for hours about how the dice fucked them and not their terrible strategy.

    See also Blackjack and Poker players

    Maybe some numberologist can tell me, is it really possible for a fellow player to screw you over in blackjack?

    My understanding of random generation says no, but people say this all the time.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this thread is sorely lacking in brackets

    throw off your shackles, sheeple

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Also fucking nerds are a pain in the ass and will whine for hours about how the dice fucked them and not their terrible strategy.

    Nerds that are good at calculating odds on the fly are the worst strategists

    Mostly because they invariably fail to account for the fact that a series of rolls are only likely to tend towards their statistical mean for very large sample sizes

    A very good strategy can off-set poor tactical outcomes. In this case, if you plan correctly, then one dice roll shouldn't have much impact on the long term outcome.

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    To summarise a post that got eaten:

    Algorithmic randomness is really difficult

    Most practical random number generators use a chaotic physical effect to generate seed values for pseudo-randomness

    Is that why I have somehow generated 3 characters with 18/00 strength across BG1 and IWD enhanced edition, but never got one in my life on the vanilla games?

    Not enough samples to matter. Randomness is weird and sometimes you get it streaks and outcomes that are improbable.

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    ok, my office is totally vacated except for me. I'm going to hang out for another 15-20 minutes and cut out, then send an email at 7 saying I'm leaving.

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