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If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season,

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I'd wish for magic healing powers, and too be able to absorb information from book/the internet/people instantly and be able to recall it.

    Then I'll be able to help people and get rich like crazy quick.

    For my third wish I'd wish that you, my wish master were a friendly happy magical being and not want to murder everyone.

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    i wish pizza

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I wish acupuncture worked the way I want it to.
    .where they'd put the needle in and it would make the muscle spasm like crazy until all the stress was released and then the muscle would be completely relaxed.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I wish acupuncture worked the way I want it to.
    .where they'd put the needle in and it would make the muscle spasm like crazy until all the stress was released and then the muscle would be completely relaxed.

    Deep tissue massage should do a pretty good job of that.

  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I wish acupuncture worked the way I want it to.
    .where they'd put the needle in and it would make the muscle spasm like crazy until all the stress was released and then the muscle would be completely relaxed.
    Muscles dont even work like that.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I wish acupuncture worked the way I want it to.
    .where they'd put the needle in and it would make the muscle spasm like crazy until all the stress was released and then the muscle would be completely relaxed.
    Muscles dont even work like that.

    That's why it's a wish.

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I'd wish for magic healing powers, and too be able to absorb information from book/the internet/people instantly and be able to recall it.

    Then I'll be able to help people and get rich like crazy quick.

    For my third wish I'd wish that you, my wish master were a friendly happy magical being and not want to murder everyone.

    you gotta wish for that one first, so the magical being doesn't screw over your wishes

  • InxInx Registered User regular
    i wish someone would teach me how to Dougie.

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I would wish for the Holiday Hangout all year round

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    I don't know about year 'round, but I kinda wish it did last a little longer. Maybe through NYD?

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure last year's went a little longer.

  • InxInx Registered User regular
    WELL I GOT MY WISH, HOW BOUT YOU GUYS

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