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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    actually, it doesn't have to be my kids

    Driving up to the park in a van. Open the sliding door revealing unlabeled jugs of thick white liquid.

    "Hey kids, you look thirsty"

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i'm going to my family house in new york

    you just have to find your own lodging

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    I guess a jug is a step up from a shoebox at least

    evilbob on
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    i love facebook sometimes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Guys. The fuck?

    What's this thing glowing in my hand?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    sup butt faces and butt butts

    poo
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    ÿoga lady's only experience with firearms is that french police stormed the house she lived in in france once

    of course she lived in that kind of place. Of course.

    (they all need to have rifles because it would suck if somebody gets eaten because whoops there's suddenly a bear between you and the door)

    EDIT: She says "hey, yoga's really useful for shooting, who knew". Which I've never thought about but that makes perfect sense.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Guys. The fuck?

    What's this thing glowing in my hand?

    swamp gas reflecting off venus.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Guys. The fuck?

    What's this thing glowing in my hand?

    It's called "the anchor". You need to use it to close the rift in the sky.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

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    jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    jmcdonald wrote: »
    Guys. The fuck?

    What's this thing glowing in my hand?

    It's called "the anchor". You need to use it to close the rift in the sky.

    But how?

    Blood for the blood god?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i went to a holiday party i ate a loooot of cheese and crackers
    and doughnuts lol someone brought more donut plant cuz it was holiday party 2 blocks from me

    and wine and champagne obvi

    man

    i wish i had been in more of a social mood to interact with people i didn't already know cuz that was like everyone except 4 people there and there were a lot of people there
    and i did out of obligation but i was not very compelled to do so

    i need to be better about that

    i am bad at being outgoing with people i don't already know

    how am i gonna

    get
    my
    d
    wet
    tho
    if not


    ????

    anyway

    i guess i'll go to sleep

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

    a city

    not normal

    hooray

    what are you doing there

    poo
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

    Getting crunk, sexed or both?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

    Getting crunk, sexed or both?

    THE NIGHT IS YOUNG

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    you should eat a cheeseburger they have really good ones

    like the au cheval burger
    or
    david burke primehouse burger

    i have not had the latter but i have had the former it is very pro tier

    poo
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

    Getting crunk, sexed or both?

    THE NIGHT IS YOUNG

    so like 3 sexings?

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Oh hey, it's a totally great idea to send out an e-mail at 8 pm announcing a white elephant gift exchange for Tuesday. Son of a bitch.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Cinders FF15 has a female mechanic names Cindy she goes by Cid

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    @Irond Will"‌ Elki‌ desc "Sir Landshark"‌ Ludious‌ "The Green Eyed Monster"‌

    i got into the Halo 5 beta... uhm... did anyone else? it's today through sunday.

    @onthelastcaste nah I haven't bought the halo compilation thingy yet. still finishing my 100% run on dark souls 2 and working up to the level cap in destiny so no need for another game

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Oh hey, it's a totally great idea to send out an e-mail at 8 pm announcing a white elephant gift exchange for Tuesday. Son of a bitch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guv5LUT1AFw

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Tomorrow I am going to be in Chicago!

    Woop woop!

    wishing you a happy coitus

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Apparently, I'm the only one that thinks it is awesome that Cinders will be in Chi-town for sexy on Saturday.

    Get on my drunklevel [chat]

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh my god Tycho's post about his vasectomy on the front page. A taste:
    Now, he uses a Hypo, like they do in Star Trek, but they use it on a place I never saw them use it on the show. Except it didn’t take? I have this problem where they have to give me more of whatever they give to another person to make pain go away, and I said so. So I thought it was cool, but all of the sudden it wasn’t cool; I would say that it is the least cool thing that has ever happened. And know what it feels like to have a pair of wire cutters digging in the nail-bed of my big toe, which was the last time I thought it was enough medicine. I started talking about PAX in a staccato, shocky way. I said that PAX South might be the first show that stays in its original location. For real. I said that.

    There was a fish mobile in the corner of the room, and the top part - the part the fish hang from - was two triangles overlapping, the Star of David. I stared at it so long, and so hard, that I became a Jew.

    @spool32‌

    @syndalis‌ incredible

    I couldn't stop basically panic laughter during mine. It was terrifying.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    three hundred thousand litres of diesel. Jeez.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    @Donkey Kong‌ when was the last time you did this?

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

    why? you've posted before about a guy in Chicago that you've gotten a bit more than cuddly with

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    when you post, I listen

    I'm not just here talking about me all the time blah blah blah look at how awesome landshark is

    it's about you guys too

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular

    poo
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

    why? you've posted before about a guy in Chicago that you've gotten a bit more than cuddly with

    He found a Chicago gf a while back.

    I haven't heard from him recently actually.

    At least if it's the guy I'm thinking you are thinking of.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Cinders FF15 has a female mechanic names Cindy she goes by Cid

    A FEMALE CID?

    Square Enix is dead to me.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

    why? you've posted before about a guy in Chicago that you've gotten a bit more than cuddly with

    He found a Chicago gf a while back.

    I haven't heard from him recently actually.

    At least if it's the guy I'm thinking you are thinking of.

    oh well

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular

    that dude even looks like me at 23

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    @Donkey Kong‌ when was the last time you did this?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Oh my gad is so pretty

    also HD towns!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nThArwDoZvs

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I like the japanese mouth movement with english voices and french subtitles.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    The last three comics have been amazing

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