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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    wat

    wat

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I am sick, [chat].

    This is cosmic judgement for procrastinating on getting my flu shot.

    Oh Lord, I have gazed upon your wrath, and I swear I will change my ways!

    *hallucinates*

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    The last three comics have been amazing

    too many mullets imo

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    No rules!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

    it's what keeps us up at night

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    This is the best song to come out of that horrible early cg donkey kong show.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er4zU20y8kg

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Oh my gad is so pretty

    also HD towns!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nThArwDoZvs

    I miss when it was a Japanese take on Fear and Loathing.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    a

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I am sick, [chat].

    This is cosmic judgement for procrastinating on getting my flu shot.

    Oh Lord, I have gazed upon your wrath, and I swear I will change my ways!

    *hallucinates*

    Flu shot was useless this year. They chose the wrong strain :(

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    anything amazing pop up on netflix or prime recently?

    marco polo is amazingly terrible

    actually that's not true, it's just terrible but not in an enjoyable way

    yeah i tried to watch that recently. it was rough

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gotta say, speculation on me having sex isn't really the reaction I was expecting.

    it's what keeps us up at night

    This is why I should never talk about my personal life

    I cause insomnia

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    wat

    wat

    wat

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I am sick, [chat].

    This is cosmic judgement for procrastinating on getting my flu shot.

    Oh Lord, I have gazed upon your wrath, and I swear I will change my ways!

    *hallucinates*

    Flu shot was useless this year. They chose the wrong strain :(

    Is

    Is there science behind this?

    It would serve as some comfort as I await the sweet embrace of the reaper.

    Mostly I'm just nervous because I am meant to be around many tiny people tomorrow.

    I know it will all be fine, but I am barely capable of logical thought right now, so

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

    way to humblebrag

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    there is science, mad science.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    there is science, mad science.

    Thatassemblyguy, this is no times for wordplay. I am at death's door.

    Someone lie about how great I was / am.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I am naked, by the way.

    Also, shower beer is good, breakfast beer is better, shower breakfast beer is best

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    That DK cartoon looks really creepy.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    holidays mean I can drink at whatever hour and sleep at whatever hour

    so today I cracked a beer at 6 am

    Abdhyius on
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @Donkey Kong‌ when was the last time you did this?

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    dkdance-small.gif

    I've seen DK do this exact thing

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    holidays mean I can drink at whatever hour and sleep at whatever hour

    so today I cracked a beer at 6 am

    And so it begins...

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    holidays mean I can drink at whatever hour and sleep at whatever hour

    so today I cracked a beer at 6 am

    And so it begins...

    I've got a five hour bus ride in less than an hour so

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Hey @Deebaser‌ I hear that your shivery shakes album is shipping finally! Just saw a pressing in real life!

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    Hey Deebaser‌ I hear that your shivery shakes album is shipping finally! Just saw a pressing in real life!

    that backyard launch show was the most austin thing ever.
    It was even better that raz was working the room at some a convention selling training packages to the government, which is probably the least austin thing ever.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

    way to humblebrag

    there haven't been enough sets or reps for this to be a humble brag. i am a feeble bitch.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    How many deebs

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    I'm drunk so I will do some push-ups befote I sleep even tho my titties are still sore from weds

    poo
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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

    way to humblebrag

    there haven't been enough sets or reps for this to be a humble brag. i am a feeble bitch.

    I've been working on the 100 pushup challenge

    it's a pretty fun program

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    spool32 wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Oh my god Tycho's post about his vasectomy on the front page. A taste:
    Now, he uses a Hypo, like they do in Star Trek, but they use it on a place I never saw them use it on the show. Except it didn’t take? I have this problem where they have to give me more of whatever they give to another person to make pain go away, and I said so. So I thought it was cool, but all of the sudden it wasn’t cool; I would say that it is the least cool thing that has ever happened. And know what it feels like to have a pair of wire cutters digging in the nail-bed of my big toe, which was the last time I thought it was enough medicine. I started talking about PAX in a staccato, shocky way. I said that PAX South might be the first show that stays in its original location. For real. I said that.

    There was a fish mobile in the corner of the room, and the top part - the part the fish hang from - was two triangles overlapping, the Star of David. I stared at it so long, and so hard, that I became a Jew.

    @spool32‌

    @syndalis‌ incredible

    I couldn't stop basically panic laughter during mine. It was terrifying.

    fascinating

    breeders are so ancy about their junk

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    K back to bed

    Good night, healthies

    Here is to you remaining healthy! I wish y'all nothing but the best.

    Be good to yourself and to your Narwhal.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Adventures in Twitch Fetish Chat - What's a Purin Edition
    Jigglypuff definitely smells like strawberries (✿ฺ◡ฺ‿ฺ◡ฺ)

    I thought Jiggs smells like latex or something.

    That's hot.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Adventures in Twitch Fetish Chat - What's a Purin Edition
    Jigglypuff definitely smells like strawberries (✿ฺ◡ฺ‿ฺ◡ฺ)

    I thought Jiggs smells like latex or something.

    That's hot.

    Ye fuck.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    LI Joe is streaming a horror movie fighting game, this looks incredible.


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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    The key to a grindr account is to never look at it.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    penis.gif

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

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