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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    How many deebs

    4 sets of 30. 5 minutes between. going to try for 5th before bed.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    LI Joe is streaming a horror movie fighting game, this looks incredible.



    it's no ArmJoe.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

    way to humblebrag

    there haven't been enough sets or reps for this to be a humble brag. i am a feeble bitch.

    I've been working on the 100 pushup challenge

    it's a pretty fun program

    read this as "unfun"
    agreed

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    so many push ups. my arms are dead forever

    way to humblebrag

    there haven't been enough sets or reps for this to be a humble brag. i am a feeble bitch.

    I've been working on the 100 pushup challenge

    it's a pretty fun program

    read this as "unfun"
    agreed

    well I've definitely seen a lot of progress in a short amount of time
    so that's encouraging

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    does he want the d

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    .
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    .
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

    are you in your room or out in the common area

    they may be waiting for their chance to all three of them slip discreetly into the bedroom that isn't quite coming up

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    .
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

    Don't kink shame

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    I actually have these before and after pictures that say different

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
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    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

    That's how straight people have sex



    Why am I still awake

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    in the time that i've started doing tire work in the last couple weeks my biceps are noticably harder and stronger

    i come home exhausted but i always have to poke at my arm muscles and grin dumbly at the growing hardness

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    .
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

    are you in your room or out in the common area

    they may be waiting for their chance to all three of them slip discreetly into the bedroom that isn't quite coming up

    I am in my room with the door firmly shut

    however I can hear everything that happens in the kitchen from my room.

    It's a curse really.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    bro, i dont care about looking good naked, i just wanna be able to punch through walls and tear phone books in half.
    someday
    *stares off into the distance*
    *shakes fist at moon*

    Deebaser on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    I actually have these before and after pictures that say different

    niiiice.

    I don't put on muscle really easily you might just be different. I did get stronger tho. you're probably a bit skinnier than I am too

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    I actually have these before and after pictures that say different

    niiiice.

    I don't put on muscle really easily you might just be different. I did get stronger tho. you're probably a bit skinnier than I am too

    Well I started doing pushups around the same time I stopped taking my Adderall

    so I gained a lot of weight, but it went to all the right places

    8-)

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    I dunno. Go out there an djoin in conversation? make drink? say, "Hi roommate, I appreciate your roomate like qualities"?

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    This Horror fighting game is seriously impressive

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Also pull-ups are definitely way harder for tall people, I don't care what anyone says

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
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    Cinders wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Hachface wrote: »
    Why is my roommate having a guest over past midnight

    he doesn't even have a Grindr account

    do you live with a gay? is it like gay golden girls?

    no he's straight with a girlfriend and everything

    she is even assisting in entertaining this mysterious stranger

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

    i think i know what's up.

    :winky: ?

    see if it was a sex thing I'd understand

    but they are just standing in the kitchen discussing the public transit system

    It's called "foreplay"

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    bro, i dont care about looking good naked

    Lies.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Trains going through tunnels

    Buses driving through especially large puddles

    It's all foreplay

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Now they are all talking about their boring jobs

    worst three-way ever

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Curse you, Neco

    But not really, the opposite

    Bless you, Neco

    Okay seriously bedbye

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Neco is a fav in this here [chat], real talk.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    Not that being stronger wouldn't be nice, but don't pushups build muscle mass at all?

    Bear in mind that i have like zero fat on me

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    This house has a name. That's pretty cool. Expensive though.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I don't need to put on a lot of muscle to have the body i want. Skinny-lean would suit me fine.

    ftOqU21.png
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Curse you, Neco

    But not really, the opposite

    Bless you, Neco

    Okay seriously bedbye
    Neco is a fav in this here [chat], real talk.

    <3

    (Cinders totally beat me to the joke, though! :D)

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    This house has a name. That's pretty cool. Expensive though.

    Ever since I moved out of my parent's we've always named our houses. It's fun.

    My favorite one was "The Seward Park Home for Wayward Boys".

    What I'm saying is y'all don't need a mansion to name a house.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I don't need to put on a lot of muscle to have the body i want. Skinny-lean would suit me fine.

    I assume that you never work out. You just chop wood and clear paths through the snow and carry oxen.

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    OK now they're drinking tequila.

    Things are progressing in the right direction

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Is naming houses a thing? because my house doesn't have a name.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    OK now they're drinking tequila.

    Things are progressing in the right direction

    WHY ARE YOU NOT DRINKING WITH THEM. GRAB YOUR SOMBRERO AND PARTY DOWN MOFO!

    <3

    :)

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2014
    Damn. I need a lot more money because I need this house:

    http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5-Summerwind-Dr-Muttontown-NY-11545/31144925_zpid/

    ot3myfyw5wlt.jpg

    spacekungfuman on
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Im stronger and got better whatever-you-call-the-ability-to-do-aerobic-activity-we've-got-a-single-word-for-that-and-I-can't-think-of-a-translation than i should have for someone who doesn't work out, besides entirely too sporadic fencing, and no running and a hefty cigarette habit

    Which is nice

    ftOqU21.png
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    you won't get noticeably jacked doing pushups unless you do them for a very long time

    but you will get noticeably stronger fairly quickly. Like being able to do 4-5 to 10 or 20 is a huge increase in strength even if you dont have much muscle mass to show for it

    Not that being stronger wouldn't be nice, but don't pushups build muscle mass at all?

    Bear in mind that i have like zero fat on me

    they do, just not very quickly

    some people just have tons of muscles!

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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    Hachface wrote: »
    OK now they're drinking tequila.

    Things are progressing in the right direction

    WHY ARE YOU NOT DRINKING WITH THEM. GRAB YOUR SOMBRERO AND PARTY DOWN MOFO!

    <3

    :)

    well I don't want to cockblock

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