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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I got my free game offer from Ubisoft for buying the AC: Unity Season Pass.

    The best game on the list by far is Far Cry 4, but Summer made it really clear that she hates what she has seen of the game, since it puts such an emphasis on shooting wildlife / endangered animals. And I do have to agree, unloading an AK into a Rhino or a Honey Badger is not selling me on the game so much. I'd deal with it for the rest of what the game has to offer, but not at the expense of peace in the living room.

    But, like, every other game on the list I either own or is poop from a butt.

    And I cannot gift this free game.

    Huh, voilence against game animals. I don't think I've ever heard of someone with that hang up before.

    IT may have just been the video we watched, but there was a Rhino walking about, and the guy just starts dumping the full gun into it while the dude says "you need to watch out, because Rhinos usually come in pairs" and the whole thing was actually pretty skeevy.

    Just made me think of all the Fennec Foxes, Fantasy Rhinos, and Deer I filled with holes in DA: I for those sweet sweet crafting materials.
    Just started playing DA: I.
    It is really hard to not accidentally kill all the fauna as a mage.
    Like, their ghosts come after me in a forest at some point right?

    Also DONT SPOIL THINGS FOR ME but I'm like maybe 5 hours into the game and I really don't like
    Sera. She is childish and random in like a Linkin Park 14 year old way and I don't like it at all. I was hoping she would be a really cool Robin Hood type character but so far not so much. I LOVE VIVIENNE because she is a bad ass all the way. I just met DORIAN MY FUTURE HUSBAND but I haven't picked mage or templar yet because maybe there is an equally dashing templar waiting to marry me? ALISTAIR ALISTAIR IS THAT YOU

    Don't wait around, put a ring on Dorian it doesn't get better.
    I'm worried my BF will be mad at me because he has the same moustache.

    Why is that a negative thing?
    hahaha its not
    but he will tease me im sure

    Oh damn dude. He should cosplay as Dorian for D*Con next year!

    Maybe that's too easy. But he would rock it.
    He has never played the Dragon Age series.
    Terraria, Don't Starve, and FTL are more his avenue but I've been trying to get him to play DA for a while. I think he would like DA:I.

    0_0

    He could.. romance himself. *head asplodes*

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    spool32 wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    This is my first ever naked poop

    It is... magnificent

    you've never pooped before you got in the shower before??

    Pooping before the shower is really bad if its a stinker. Cause its not like you can wait the 35-40 minutes for it to clear. You still gotta shower.

    i don't think i've ever pooped so bad i couldn't stand the smell of it while i was still in the bathroom

    you kinda just stop smelling it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i also sometimes just like to pick up the tab as a sort of just spur of the moment nice thing to do

    I need to know somebody pretty well to just basically give them charity without it demeaning the relationship somehow

    when my mate lived here he was broke pretty much constantly because his shitty apartment had rent like woah, and when we went out it was always like, yeah I'll get you a beer while I'm at it too, and just silently ignoring that he's not going to be able to buy the next round, but that's okay because we've all known each other for sixteen years.

    yeah, i mean, that's just what bros do for each other sometimes
    what else do bros do for each other
    *blushes*
    s-senpai

    fix a bro's collar

    gingerly removing a hair from their shirt

    fixing another bro's hair

    hugs

    bros definitely give hugs

    bros might share a meal if one order is just too much to eat

    bros sometimes get a booth at a restaurant and both sit on the same side

    sometimes after a rough day, bros hang out on the couch together and one bro talks about how his coworker is such a bitch while the other bro kind of nods and pays minimal attention

    you know

    bro stuff

    do you bros give your bros massages?

    i feel like that is a thing bros can do as bros

    Bro scratches.

    My best bro is always sad that his lady can't put enough muscle into his back scratches.

    So we do a bro-hug while scratching each others backs.

    It's heavenly.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    I tried to romance Iron Bull for the grins but he was so gross and all the scenes with him made me want to vomit.

    Then Dorian (temporarily) turned me down cause I was fooling around with Bull and I knew my life had to change.

    Summer's immediate reaction to Iron Bull was "my god why is his head so small, he looks stupid"

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    yeah I agree

    I'd hit it

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular

    I'm pretty sure those are all enemies from S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Mack Minny sounds like pornography

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    @Abdhyius‌ I have to say someone leaving the country right before a relationship has time to properly develop sucks the big one

    oh, right, I've confused things. This isn't the romanian girl!

    this girl will be here when I get back.

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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I got my free game offer from Ubisoft for buying the AC: Unity Season Pass.

    The best game on the list by far is Far Cry 4, but Summer made it really clear that she hates what she has seen of the game, since it puts such an emphasis on shooting wildlife / endangered animals. And I do have to agree, unloading an AK into a Rhino or a Honey Badger is not selling me on the game so much. I'd deal with it for the rest of what the game has to offer, but not at the expense of peace in the living room.

    But, like, every other game on the list I either own or is poop from a butt.

    And I cannot gift this free game.

    Counterpoint you can't machine gun rhinos in real life doing in a game is way better!

    Counterpoint: Digital animals can't be endangered, the game just makes more.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Abdhyius‌ I have to say someone leaving the country right before a relationship has time to properly develop sucks the big one

    oh, right, I've confused things. This isn't the romanian girl!

    this girl will be here when I get back.

    Oh! Well that's better then

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    i write a huge OP about an awesome videogame and all any one gives a crap about is that i forgot the fucking brackets

    deebs pulls this shit and you plebs eat it up??

    fuck this

    im out of here, it's just a damn popularity contest with you people isn't it?

    *runs out sobbing and slams the door*

    @Casual Sorry, little late

    But yes, yes it is

    ( <3 you Casual! But seriously, you ever forget the brackets again ... there ain't an ocean big enough to protect you.)

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    http://dsgnme.co/post/105544508800/game-of-thrones-house-of-stark-by-zyrex-lim

    so this art is absolutely gorgeous but i think the artist should get bonus points for making bran look noble cause wow that kid is going through a Whole Lot of Puberty

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the romanian girl, well, no relationship was likely to develop. She shot me down aaaages ago and we just kept being friends who flirted a lot. Her leaving is still a bummer, though.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

    the cartoon or the bay movie???

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

    Cowabunga dude.

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

    I don't think I know anyone who's actually seen the Bay version.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    DiannaoChongDiannaoChong Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

    I don't think I know anyone who's actually seen the Bay version.

    I watched it last weekend. There are these nuggets of gold hidden in a giant shit mountain. Don't watch it, the original was a pretty good movie and holds up, if a little horrifying that Casey Jones the anti hero murders someone with a trash compactor on a garbage truck.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Is tmnt worth watching at all

    I don't think I know anyone who's actually seen the Bay version.

    I did! I saw it with my Dad.

    Which made it much more enjoyable because we enjoyed it as a shared trip down memory lane.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    EDIT: Quotes are messed up, huh.

    Abdhyius on
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    i wanted to buy my dad a potato ricer with changeable blades but they didn't have one so i bought a food mill instead BUT HE ALREADY HAS A FOOD MILL
    *harakiris*

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I got my free game offer from Ubisoft for buying the AC: Unity Season Pass.

    The best game on the list by far is Far Cry 4, but Summer made it really clear that she hates what she has seen of the game, since it puts such an emphasis on shooting wildlife / endangered animals. And I do have to agree, unloading an AK into a Rhino or a Honey Badger is not selling me on the game so much. I'd deal with it for the rest of what the game has to offer, but not at the expense of peace in the living room.

    But, like, every other game on the list I either own or is poop from a butt.

    And I cannot gift this free game.

    Huh, voilence against game animals. I don't think I've ever heard of someone with that hang up before.

    IT may have just been the video we watched, but there was a Rhino walking about, and the guy just starts dumping the full gun into it while the dude says "you need to watch out, because Rhinos usually come in pairs" and the whole thing was actually pretty skeevy.

    Just made me think of all the Fennec Foxes, Fantasy Rhinos, and Deer I filled with holes in DA: I for those sweet sweet crafting materials.
    Just started playing DA: I.
    It is really hard to not accidentally kill all the fauna as a mage.
    Like, their ghosts come after me in a forest at some point right?

    Also DONT SPOIL THINGS FOR ME but I'm like maybe 5 hours into the game and I really don't like
    Sera. She is childish and random in like a Linkin Park 14 year old way and I don't like it at all. I was hoping she would be a really cool Robin Hood type character but so far not so much. I LOVE VIVIENNE because she is a bad ass all the way. I just met DORIAN MY FUTURE HUSBAND but I haven't picked mage or templar yet because maybe there is an equally dashing templar waiting to marry me? ALISTAIR ALISTAIR IS THAT YOU

    Don't wait around, put a ring on Dorian it doesn't get better.
    I'm worried my BF will be mad at me because he has the same moustache.

    Why is that a negative thing?
    hahaha its not
    but he will tease me im sure

    Oh damn dude. He should cosplay as Dorian for D*Con next year!

    Maybe that's too easy. But he would rock it.
    He has never played the Dragon Age series.
    Terraria, Don't Starve, and FTL are more his avenue but I've been trying to get him to play DA for a while. I think he would like DA:I.

    fake gamer gay

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    wow, we should exchange other totally legitimate stories of nerds overcoming their social disability and a reasonable authority figure backing them up to applause with an incredible punchline

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    you fucking dildos.
    the lot of you.

    Bless your heart.
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    HachfaceHachface Not the Minister Farrakhan you're thinking of Dammit, Shepard!Registered User regular
    I bought the PS3 version of DA:I like a chump and I don't want to play it because of how ugly it is.

    sad trombone

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    So I got my free game offer from Ubisoft for buying the AC: Unity Season Pass.

    The best game on the list by far is Far Cry 4, but Summer made it really clear that she hates what she has seen of the game, since it puts such an emphasis on shooting wildlife / endangered animals. And I do have to agree, unloading an AK into a Rhino or a Honey Badger is not selling me on the game so much. I'd deal with it for the rest of what the game has to offer, but not at the expense of peace in the living room.

    But, like, every other game on the list I either own or is poop from a butt.

    And I cannot gift this free game.

    Huh, voilence against game animals. I don't think I've ever heard of someone with that hang up before.

    IT may have just been the video we watched, but there was a Rhino walking about, and the guy just starts dumping the full gun into it while the dude says "you need to watch out, because Rhinos usually come in pairs" and the whole thing was actually pretty skeevy.

    Just made me think of all the Fennec Foxes, Fantasy Rhinos, and Deer I filled with holes in DA: I for those sweet sweet crafting materials.
    Just started playing DA: I.
    It is really hard to not accidentally kill all the fauna as a mage.
    Like, their ghosts come after me in a forest at some point right?

    Also DONT SPOIL THINGS FOR ME but I'm like maybe 5 hours into the game and I really don't like
    Sera. She is childish and random in like a Linkin Park 14 year old way and I don't like it at all. I was hoping she would be a really cool Robin Hood type character but so far not so much. I LOVE VIVIENNE because she is a bad ass all the way. I just met DORIAN MY FUTURE HUSBAND but I haven't picked mage or templar yet because maybe there is an equally dashing templar waiting to marry me? ALISTAIR ALISTAIR IS THAT YOU

    Don't wait around, put a ring on Dorian it doesn't get better.
    I'm worried my BF will be mad at me because he has the same moustache.

    Why is that a negative thing?
    hahaha its not
    but he will tease me im sure

    Oh damn dude. He should cosplay as Dorian for D*Con next year!

    Maybe that's too easy. But he would rock it.
    He has never played the Dragon Age series.
    Terraria, Don't Starve, and FTL are more his avenue but I've been trying to get him to play DA for a while. I think he would like DA:I.

    fake gamer gay
    right?
    he's just there to pick up dudes like me and then break my heart

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    this one definitely happened, i saw it myself

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I'll share a story of bros instead

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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    I think tofu might just not be something I like ever. Had it deep fried, and in a soup. If neither of those things can save it then this probably just is not meant to be.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I think tofu might just not be something I like ever. Had it deep fried, and in a soup. If neither of those things can save it then this probably just is not meant to be.

    : (

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'll share a story of bros instead

    http://i.imgur.com/3tlAYNe.png

    Why is this image so large oh my god

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I think tofu might just not be something I like ever. Had it deep fried, and in a soup. If neither of those things can save it then this probably just is not meant to be.

    not even in a spicy soup? or with red pepper flakes on top?

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I think tofu might just not be something I like ever. Had it deep fried, and in a soup. If neither of those things can save it then this probably just is not meant to be.

    Yeah, it kinda sucks. The texture is awful, if nothing else.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i can enjoy things that aren't real eddy

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i like tofu

    but not as a substitute for meat

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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