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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    this one definitely happened, i saw it myself

    BlPjTM3.

    are you reading /r/thathappened cause it went downhill like a year ago

    you missed the boat dogg

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'll share a story of bros instead

    http://i.imgur.com/3tlAYNe.png

    Why is this image so large oh my god

    each background dot is important for context

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    this one definitely happened, i saw it myself

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    I miss the horror/embarrassing story thread.

    I think it was here someone posted the cucumber that got turned into salad story.

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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Clockwork empires is really coming along well. If you haven't seen it it's early access steam punk dwarf fortress and it got a update.

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    Some Patch notes
    FIXED: fishpeople can be butchered through left-click orders
    Resized fishy idol (it was too big!)
    Successful cultist murder will increase cultist_power
    Added some random hidden artifacts to the map
    Colonists will occasionally turn into fishpeople and run into the sea

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    meat substitutes are somehow worse than meat

    and meat is terrible

    fuck gendered marketing
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    Eddy wrote: »
    this one definitely happened, i saw it myself

    BlPjTM3.

    are you reading /r/thathappened cause it went downhill like a year ago

    you missed the boat dogg

    um yeah that's what i'm making light of

    the fact that r/thathappened regularly gets reposted

    i assumed that my incredibly sarcastic initial response implied as much, forgive me

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
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    Eddy wrote: »
    this one definitely happened, i saw it myself

    BlPjTM3.

    are you reading /r/thathappened cause it went downhill like a year ago

    you missed the boat dogg

    Good thing too.
    THEY FUCKED ON THE BOAT

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    you expect me to turn my head? fuck that noise

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    a5ehren wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    I think tofu might just not be something I like ever. Had it deep fried, and in a soup. If neither of those things can save it then this probably just is not meant to be.

    Yeah, it kinda sucks. The texture is awful, if nothing else.

    Deep fried with rice flour and sesame oil.

    Sprinkled with soy sauce.

    T-tofu-chan. . .

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    edited December 2014
    So I went to a Christian highschool (though at this time I was in a grade others would call middle school). A fairly small one at that. One day in Bible class we were horsing around and I threw a pencil at my buddy. He turns around and yells, "Stop throwin' stuff you dildo!". The class goes silent. The teachers face goes red. Me and a couple other folks start busting out laughing. My budd is like, "What?" The teacher says, "You shouldn't use language like that at school". Turns out this kid had no idea what a dildo was. I said, "Are you serious?" I asked if I could be allowed to tell him what it was. I was forbidden to do so till after class. As soon as the bell rang I pulled him out the door and whispered, "Dude, its a plastic dick that girls use to get off". His face went red, "You're messing with me". "Nope, ask our other bro". Yeah, we pretty much called him Dildo for the rest of the year. Good times. Good times.

    Oh.. btw. He's a Georgia State Senator now. If I see him I'm totally gonna call him Senator Dildo.

    cptrugged on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    you expect me to turn my head? fuck that noise

    sempai...

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    tofu is delicious meat is ick the end

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So I went to a Christian highschool (though at this time I was in a grade others would call middle school). A fairly small one at that. One day in Bible class we were horsing around and I threw a pencil at my buddy. He turns around and yells, "Stop throwin' stuff you dildo!". The class goes silent. The teachers face goes red. Me and a couple other folks start busting out laughing. My budd is like, "What?" The teacher says, "You shouldn't use language like that at school". Turns out this kid had no idea what a dildo was. I said, "Are you serious?" I asked if I could be allowed to tell him what it was. I was forbidden to do so till after class. As soon as the bell rang I pulled him out the door and whispered, "Dude, its a plastic dick that girls use to get off". His face went red, "You're messing with me". "Nope, ask our other bro". Yeah, we pretty much called him Dildo for the rest of the year. Good times. Good times.

    Oh.. btw. He's a Georgia State Senator now. If I see him I'm totally gonna call him Senator Dildo.

    this is pretty much the same story as the time i was like 10 and called my mom a dildo

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @Irond Will‌ I watched city of lost hipster. (Leaving this autocorrect because what)

    I liked it even though the story was sort of incoherent and it had far too much steampunk

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    tofu is delicious meat is ick the end

    You are ick.

    Because you are meat.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I'll share a story of bros instead

    http://i.imgur.com/3tlAYNe.png

    Why is this image so large oh my god

    because imgur resizes its shit properly anyway

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    and i'll never forget the look on my mom's face when she asked me if i knew what that meant and i kind of did

    i mean, like an a 10yo's understanding of the world way

    i knew it was some sort of fake plastic wiener

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    cptrugged wrote: »
    So I went to a Christian highschool (though at this time I was in a grade others would call middle school). A fairly small one at that. One day in Bible class we were horsing around and I threw a pencil at my buddy. He turns around and yells, "Stop throwin' stuff you dildo!". The class goes silent. The teachers face goes red. Me and a couple other folks start busting out laughing. My budd is like, "What?" The teacher says, "You shouldn't use language like that at school". Turns out this kid had no idea what a dildo was. I said, "Are you serious?" I asked if I could be allowed to tell him what it was. I was forbidden to do so till after class. As soon as the bell rang I pulled him out the door and whispered, "Dude, its a plastic dick that girls use to get off". His face went red, "You're messing with me". "Nope, ask our other bro". Yeah, we pretty much called him Dildo for the rest of the year. Good times. Good times.

    Oh.. btw. He's a Georgia State Senator now. If I see him I'm totally gonna call him Senator Dildo.

    this is pretty much the same story as the time i was like 10 and called my mom a dildo

    mom's eyes dart quickly from side to side

    <.<

    >.>

    how do you know about dildos

    <.<

    >.>

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    tofu is delicious meat is ick the end

    You are ick.

    Because you are meat.

    obviously

    fuck gendered marketing
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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

    Did....... Did I do something wrong?

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    meat substitutes are somehow worse than meat

    and meat is terrible

    I love meat but yes meat substitutes are all terrible

    it's missing the point entirely

    make me something that tastes good not something that I can pretend tastes like something that does

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Canadians really hate steam punk for some reason

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    meat substitutes are somehow worse than meat

    and meat is terrible

    I love meat but yes meat substitutes are all terrible

    it's missing the point entirely

    make me something that tastes good not something that I can pretend tastes like something that does

    it's especially heinous if the entire reason you aren't eating meat is because you don't like meat

    fuck gendered marketing
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

    Did....... Did I do something wrong?

    those are all keywords i hate

    the game might be fine

    but you just went 'hey man wanna try some ...................................................... aids?'

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    so i guess paramount is now refusing to let that texas theater show team america in place of the interview

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

    Did....... Did I do something wrong?

    I have to admit I snickered when I read your post. Your description of the game is three giant red flags in a row.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I also used the word dildo as a young in and had my dad laugh

    I thought it was a nonsense insult like dork or doofus

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    rockrnger wrote: »
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

    Did....... Did I do something wrong?

    those are all keywords i hate

    the game might be fine

    but you just went 'hey man wanna try some ...................................................... not letting mothers breastfeed in public?'

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    "early access steam punk dwarf fortress"

    *screams incoherently*

    WHAT IS THIS? TELL ME NOW!

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    cptruggedcptrugged I think it has something to do with free will. Registered User regular
    I'm starting to realize as I recount stories of my childhood that we fucked around in Bible class more than any of the others.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Just going to again point out how awesome this is.

    From the White House press release:
    First, I have instructed Secretary of State John Kerry to immediately begin discussions with Cuba to re-establish diplomatic relations that have been severed since 1961. Going forward, we will re-establish an embassy in Havana, and high-ranking officials will once again visit Cuba.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I also used the word dildo as a young in and had my dad laugh

    I thought it was a nonsense insult like dork or doofus

    Dork actually means penis. Just a huge whale's one.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Every word means penis if you try hard enough.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    so i guess paramount is now refusing to let that texas theater show team america in place of the interview

    why?

    fuck gendered marketing
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    I also used the word dildo as a young in and had my dad laugh

    I thought it was a nonsense insult like dork or doofus

    Dork actually means penis. Just a huge whale's one.

    Don't forget smuck.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    meat substitutes are somehow worse than meat

    and meat is terrible

    I love meat but yes meat substitutes are all terrible

    it's missing the point entirely

    make me something that tastes good not something that I can pretend tastes like something that does

    it's especially heinous if the entire reason you aren't eating meat is because you don't like meat

    yeah.

    if one says meat substitute and means meat analogue, like, this thing is sorta serving the purpose meat would in a similar dish, then that might fly, but bah

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Every word means penis if you try hard enough.

    THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Every word means penis if you try hard enough.

    heh, hard enough

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