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Space Ghost Coast to Coast (Space Phalla Graveyard Chat)

V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User
edited April 2007 in Critical Failures
So you got killed in Voyage to Phalla, welcome. This is unofficial as of yet, even so NOBODY WITH A PULSE ALLOWED PAST THIS POST.














Now that those living bastards are gone, lets discuss.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hi.
    D:

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    God damn, when I was watching the bunny eat my corpse, I was like, "Damn, I'm glad I took those pills."

    How about you?

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User
    edited April 2007
    lucky, I got killed by a Random Number generator.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bunny??? What bun---oohhhh, riiiiight. The pills.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ah. Death is so...peaceful.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I blame the cultest for his stupid suicide bombing power, why is there dynamite on a space ship/ it would kill way more then 3 people, hull breach etc. Plus arnt we all in hyperspace.

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damnit, woulda been fun to keep going a little longer at least. Fucking aliens. :)

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  • AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Actually, the hull is probably segmented so fatal damage to any compartment is sealed off rather than compromising any section of the ship.

    Anyways, cultist for the win. I wonder who he is gonna convert this round?

    [Edit] And yeah, why doesn't somebody just make a proboard?

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The cultist kills revealed, the marine getting killed. Man, that was a fucking bomb dropped on night 2, the reactions are priceless.

    Man, I'm dead and now hooked horribly on what's going to happen. Even death can't get me off that damn thread. :|

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    And I'm off for bed!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE
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    SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE CANT SLEEP PROPHET WILL EAT ME SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE
    SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE
    SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE
    SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Morning Nappy headed ghost ho's.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Morning. Since people alive and dead were suggesting it, and it's trivial, why not?

    http://phallachat.proboards60.com/

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    For the recently departed:

    One of us! One of us!

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited April 2007
    Hello, I'm Doug. I got sodomized. Daily. By DevoutlyApathetic. Then got eaten by moon bunnies.

    I have a alcohol problem.

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  • V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User
    edited April 2007
    I go leave to play some EVE and I come back and Humans have basically lost. Stupid Aliens, HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yep. the fleshies are fucked.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I call bullshit. The comment from Rygar is probably what set off the taser being used as a vigilante device.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, why did you guys pick me?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Munkus, why does your avy change so much?

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I didn't see anything off about the comment; it looked like it was the same kind of "maaaayyybe something good, maaaayyyyybe something bad" thing I liked to do in The Mole.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man, why did you guys pick me?
    Hell, they picked me too.

    Man, why couldn't I have died valiantly in the Phalliad?

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited April 2007
    I call bullshit. The comment from Rygar is probably what set off the taser being used as a vigilante device.

    While I am going to make an effort to make sure I don't influence the game in the future, I was already aware of pretty much everything that was going to happen except who you guys were going to kill. Johannen had been chosen out and so had Munkus well after the main arguments had been made and before the RNG was fired up. I don't believe my words changed any outcome, but if it did, I apologize.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man, why did you guys pick me?
    Hell, they picked me too.

    Man, why couldn't I have died valiantly in the Phalliad?

    I died pretty awesomely in the Phalliad as well.

    My death was better than yours this game, I think. Because of the sheer brutality of it. I was probably alive while they started.

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man, why did you guys pick me?
    Hell, they picked me too.

    Man, why couldn't I have died valiantly in the Phalliad?

    I died pretty awesomely in the Phalliad as well.

    My death was better than yours this game, I think. Because of the sheer brutality of it. I was probably alive while they started.
    I was high, and taking a leak.
    You died awesomely.
    You win in awesome deaths, yeah.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I died because I was the loser of a game of "Not it."

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    I died because I was the loser of a game of "Not it."
    Well, I don't have the lamest death.
    CJ, though. His head got melted off. Damn.

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent The World on This SideRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That wasn't quite how I expected that to go down. I thought things were going from bad to worse. Well, maybe they'll get a victory yet.

    So where's this RNG thing at? I think I'm going to need to get familiar with its usage real soon.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I use random.org myself. I'm pretty sure some other people here do too.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    T.T

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Man, why did you guys pick me?
    Hell, they picked me too.

    Man, why couldn't I have died valiantly in the Phalliad?

    I died pretty awesomely in the Phalliad as well.

    My death was better than yours this game, I think. Because of the sheer brutality of it. I was probably alive while they started.
    Don't worry, at the end of the game, all will be revealed.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited April 2007
    TehSpectre, what were you talking about with the bad sportsmanship stuff?

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  • V2-GundamV2-Gundam Registered User
    edited April 2007
    He's claiming that he died becuase the vig did not taser the bomber, becuase Rygar made some comment about how the RNG did something crazy.

    Oh by the way. Locus. You are by far the greatest bomb ever.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    No, that's not it.

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  • doug_grammardoug_grammar Registered User
    edited April 2007
    The bomber took out two aliens, hot-damn.

    And what about my death? My death wasn't bad. Moon bunnies.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Oh also:

    Now Infidel, what did we learn?

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Oh also:

    Now Infidel, what did we learn?
    NEVER FORGET YOUR GUN!

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    Organichu wrote: »
    The main rub is that, fuck, I'm already paying some to upgrade the length... why not pay a little bit more to upgrade the length AND width?
  • GrundlterrorGrundlterror Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Damn Aliens... just when I thought I was on to something. Why did you bastards have to take me? I WAS SO YOUNG!!!!!

    Anyway, you Aliens played a damn good game..... How did you catch Infidel? And how did the Cultist catch Munkus? (maybe you want to wait for post game chat to clear this up)..

    Why did the Aliens have to write such a long message on the wall with DP's body parts? Bastards had to use mine to finish it up when "We know who you are... just wait.." Would have been just as effective (if not more) and maybe would only require one human body! Damn inefficient aliens!

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  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I feel pretty good about myself, seeing as I am such a threat in every game, that I had to be the target for a suicide bombing. I R SPCEIAL

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