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Top 10 Thoughts of the Day
Larlar
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10. I saw a Jeep in my rear-view mirror, except the word sort of looked like "qeej" and all I could think about was that there really should be a definition for that word because it's fun to say.
9. Germany declined to comment.
8. Does anyone really hate puns? I like to think that most people just pretend to.
7. My boss was carrying a big box by the cafeteria, so I said "I like your big box." She laughed and said "thanks." Truth be told, my boss is hot, but I think if I was confronted with her box and found it to be big, I probably would not like it. Throwing hotdogs down a hallway should be an olympic event judged by Courtney Love, Rosie O'Donnell, and Cathy Fitzpatrick.
6. "Beat the Geeks" is the best game show ever, although I never get any of the music questions. The Toy Geek is the worst guest geek. It also doesn't surprise me so much that the TV Geek is married. He seems to be the one of them who would least annoy the shit out of women.
5. "Spoonerism" is a gretty preat word.
4. Customers need to have on/off switches. Old people need to have daily beatings. An old lady attacked me with projectile phlegm, and I thought about implementing my policy on her brittle bones. As if on cue, she told me that her bones were brittle. I charged her twice for delivery as a penalty for reading my mind.
3. Giant mutant pigs would yield excellent bacon. Think of Bubble Tape, or Fruit by the Foot. Now imagine the same thing, but with bacon.
2. If you are not satisfied with your own neural self-peril, you may return it within 30 days of your purchase. Store credit only. Not valid on travel, installation, or sleep sets.
1. There is no good reason why this list is in descreasing numerical order. This isn't a countdown. This is just a list. When you ask someone for the time, most people will give you the time rounded to the nearest 15 minutes. What if you have to be somewhere in 7 minutes? I'd like a watch that says "present" on it at all times.
What did you think about today? (Exclude boobs.)
9. Germany declined to comment.
8. Does anyone really hate puns? I like to think that most people just pretend to.
7. My boss was carrying a big box by the cafeteria, so I said "I like your big box." She laughed and said "thanks." Truth be told, my boss is hot, but I think if I was confronted with her box and found it to be big, I probably would not like it. Throwing hotdogs down a hallway should be an olympic event judged by Courtney Love, Rosie O'Donnell, and Cathy Fitzpatrick.
6. "Beat the Geeks" is the best game show ever, although I never get any of the music questions. The Toy Geek is the worst guest geek. It also doesn't surprise me so much that the TV Geek is married. He seems to be the one of them who would least annoy the shit out of women.
5. "Spoonerism" is a gretty preat word.
4. Customers need to have on/off switches. Old people need to have daily beatings. An old lady attacked me with projectile phlegm, and I thought about implementing my policy on her brittle bones. As if on cue, she told me that her bones were brittle. I charged her twice for delivery as a penalty for reading my mind.
3. Giant mutant pigs would yield excellent bacon. Think of Bubble Tape, or Fruit by the Foot. Now imagine the same thing, but with bacon.
2. If you are not satisfied with your own neural self-peril, you may return it within 30 days of your purchase. Store credit only. Not valid on travel, installation, or sleep sets.
1. There is no good reason why this list is in descreasing numerical order. This isn't a countdown. This is just a list. When you ask someone for the time, most people will give you the time rounded to the nearest 15 minutes. What if you have to be somewhere in 7 minutes? I'd like a watch that says "present" on it at all times.
What did you think about today? (Exclude boobs.)
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I just kind of floated from the shower to class to work
What the hell does that even mean, and why are you posting it across threads?
Origin: Galedrid - Nintendo: Galedrid/3222-6858-1045
Blizzard: Galedrid#1367 - FFXIV: Galedrid Kingshand
FACK.
it speaks to me of a world where god exists
I dreamt about going to the mall.
But I'm about to go watch Children of Men; which I haven't seen. Hopefully that'll produce some thought.
Origin: Galedrid - Nintendo: Galedrid/3222-6858-1045
Blizzard: Galedrid#1367 - FFXIV: Galedrid Kingshand
And then I did.
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People think I'm totally Harold.
Also, boobs.
XBox LIVE: Bogestrom | Destiny
PSN: Bogestrom
can i have one
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Possibly!
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then I thought "man, who am I kidding"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
They managed to get it all and he was okay.
We took him back for a checkup this week and the cancer is also in his lymph nodes
he has a couple weeks
but it's just a grain
you are good at crocheting
did you just pick it up or have you always done it but just started talking about it.
Here I am.
I'm also fairly depressed at how much better she is at it.
Hugs Kovak
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
My dog passed away from cancer in November. When I found out, I got stone cold drunk off Everclear and cried myself to sleep.
You have my sympathy.
rock you like a hurricane
3DS: 5241-1953-7031
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
oh cat!
Thank you! I learned in, like, February.
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3DS: 5241-1953-7031
We adopted him from a rescue foundationago for American Eskimo dogs about 5 years
he had been abandoned, was diabetic, and blind from cataracts, his leg seemed to have been broken and reset improperly, and his tail was like frostbitten, it never grew back. He weighed 13 pounds and was the scrappiest little guy ever.
We got him back to health and he doubled in weight. Had his cataracts removed too.
He is the happiest little guy ever.
cheap jew
Man as long as you put them back where they fucking belong
that shit is the most irritating thing
oh cat!
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I love that movie so hard.
The best part is that it ends with White Castle.
I would do this with 300 if I ever were to actually read it
it is like 8 pages
i am not paying 30 bucks for 8 pages