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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Come on now

    We all know a moon pie is just what you call the roundest palest butt.

    Really? Here we call that a Veldrin.





    I didn't mean that, I sorry :sad:

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    TamTam Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    they're whipped cream filled seat cushions coated in brown vinyl

    *Adds to Unwelcome list*

    and your eateries lack atmosphere!

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Moon cakes are better than moon pie.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Come on now

    We all know a moon pie is just what you call the roundest palest butt.

    Really? Here we call that a Veldrin.





    I didn't mean that, I sorry :sad:

    damn

    is this what getting owned feels like

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Tam wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Tam wrote: »
    they're whipped cream filled seat cushions coated in brown vinyl

    *Adds to Unwelcome list*

    and your eateries lack atmosphere!

    I've got the "Breakfast Club" club scene from Not Another Teen Movie playing in my head now

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    See Jarofmoldymayo is also based on my initials but mostly just because I'm gross and yucky like a jar of moldy mayonnaise.

    Regular mayonnaise is gross to but not as gross as me.

    This is the most distressing thing I've ever heard

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Also when abe Simpson was working at krusty burger the squeaky voiced teen (who I can imitate rather well) was his manager and at one point asked him to make more secret sauce by putting mayonnaise in the sun.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    See Jarofmoldymayo is also based on my initials but mostly just because I'm gross and yucky like a jar of moldy mayonnaise.

    Regular mayonnaise is gross to but not as gross as me.

    This is the most distressing thing I've ever heard

    I know. Mayo is awesome.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    FAQ wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    See Jarofmoldymayo is also based on my initials but mostly just because I'm gross and yucky like a jar of moldy mayonnaise.

    Regular mayonnaise is gross to but not as gross as me.

    This is the most distressing thing I've ever heard

    I know. Mayo is awesome.

    Mayo tastes like goblin cum

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    which just raises the question of how many goblin cocks you've sampled.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Enough to know I don't like mayo.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Maybe you haven't met the right goblin?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Maybe the goblin had a meat rich diet. Tell it to eat fruit next time.

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Apparently pineapple results in the best tasting semen.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular

    This forum was where I first heard about Shia LaBeouf (the song)

    This movie is a work of art and glory.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Apparently pineapple results in the best tasting semen.

    Why would you know this.

    Polar bears don't get much tropical fruit.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    I've also heard that about pineapple juice.
    A former girlfriend promised me a weekend of Good Times (tm) if I kept to pineapple juice for the week.

    I became a believer in pineapple juice, if as a courtesy if nothing else.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I'm a believer in pineapple juice, purely because it tastes delicious.

    I strongly doubt it magically makes your come taste any different, though.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i mean not by itself, if you drink it and then stuff your face with greasy pizza the grease is gonna win out

    the flavour of your jizz is influenced by your diet, tho

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I fucking love pineapples.

    The juice is okay, but just give me a nice sliced up pineapple and I will eat it all.

    Perfect blend of texture and taste for me!

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Are there any science journal articles on the topic?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Does Pineapple Faygo count?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Does Pineapple Faygo count?

    are you, or are you dating, a jugallo?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Now I feel really bad about my potential jizz flavor.

    Thanks guys.

    Tallahasseeriel on
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    What's the difference between Faygo and Fanta?

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Does Pineapple Faygo count?

    are you, or are you dating, a jugallo?

    I could have one time. Actually she is a really nice girl.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    What's the difference between Faygo and Fanta?

    Region I think.

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    NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Now I feel really bad about my potential jizz flavor.

    Thanks guys.

    Well it's kind of tied to the health and balance of your overall diet so if that helps you eat more fruits and vegetables that's a net gain.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Now I feel really bad about my potential jizz flavor.

    Thanks guys.

    Well it's kind of tied to the health and balance of your overall diet so if that helps you eat more fruits and vegetables that's a net gain.
    You talk as though I were able to use these kinds of things as some kind of positive motivation.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    While interesting, this tumblr entitled Sexy Codicology is not really what I was hoping for when I first clicked on it.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Does Pineapple Faygo count?

    are you, or are you dating, a jugallo?

    Kiss my grits

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Now I feel really bad about my potential jizz flavor.

    Thanks guys.

    Well it's kind of tied to the health and balance of your overall diet so if that helps you eat more fruits and vegetables that's a net gain.
    You talk as though I were able to use these kinds of things as some kind of positive motivation.

    http://cookingwithcum.com/

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    Labrador Crime Stoppers sounds way cooler than it probably is

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Now I feel really bad about my potential jizz flavor.

    Thanks guys.

    Well it's kind of tied to the health and balance of your overall diet so if that helps you eat more fruits and vegetables that's a net gain.
    You talk as though I were able to use these kinds of things as some kind of positive motivation.

    http://cookingwithcum.com/

    This makes me very very afraid

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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular

    man I love rob cantor

    I've listened to this album a whole heap of times, and so can you!

    http://robcantormusic.bandcamp.com/album/not-a-trampoline

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Welp, spent the day driving in fog so thick you couldn't see 30 metres. Only break was picking up some things I had forgotten with the ex in Oslo. Now, to dull the pain of that meeting, I'm gonna watch some MMA.

    Fuck off and die.
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    WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    are you excited about Silva returning next Saturday, Peter? I haven't watched much MMA for quite a while, but that fight has grabbed my interest since I first heard of it

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